When “Using The Force” Goes Wrong

Meet Jerome Dewayne Whyte of Oklahoma City, OK.

Jerome is a sensitive boy who likes drinking, smoking weed, and ruining his life over idiotic arguments.

During the “Star Wars”/”Star Trek” argument, Burke Bradley Warren, 19 “became so frustrated” with Jerome Dewayne Whyte, 23, that he left the pair’s shared living area and went to his room. As he departed, Warren told Whyte, “You’re just a trick.”

That comment prompted Whyte to follow Warren into his room, where Whyte allegedly twice shoved his roommate to the floor and then sought to “choke out the victim.” While being strangled, Warren “went in and out of consciousness.”

Since police judged Whyte to be the “aggressor in this altercation,” he was arrested for assault and battery. He was also charged with marijuana possession. It is unknown which film Whyte, seen in the above mug shot, believed to be superior.

Whyte was obviously the Star Trek fan, since no self-respecting police officer would ever arrest a Star Wars aficionado.