Women Get Willey

Remember the earlier post about the church sign? During the write-up, I described that story as being “truly Florida-esque.”

I take it back.

Casey Lynn Willey, 27, was being removed from the Gainesville, Florida, nightclub Eight Seconds by a bouncer when she allegedly struck him with the case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Willey was being removed from the club because she refused to leave after the country music nightclub had closed after 3 a.m.

Authorities handcuffed her, but she tried to escape while police conducted an investigation. She also refused to give her name or date of birth, and was violent toward officers.

I realize I have a reputation here of volunteering to hit every single woman in Earth like the fist of an angry god. That said… this chick? Nooooope.