Shower Me With Gifts

Meet Oasis Shakira McLeod, Jeniyah McLeod, and Cecilia Eunique Young.

These three broads decided to shower at a rest stop before deciding to “air dry” themselves in full view of the (nauseated) public. You may find it odd that the air drying was the least egregious part of this story…

In a wild media alert issued by the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) on Wednesday, Public Affairs Officer Sgt. Steve Gaskins details a rest stop incident that quickly devolved from bizarre to potentially deadly.

“On Wednesday April 10, 2019, at approximately 11:15 AM, FHP units in Pasco county were dispatched to a suspicious persons call at the northbound I-75 rest area, south of State Road 54,” the alert reads. “Trooper Danielle Poulin arrived on the scene and observed three black females naked, who stated that they had showered and were ‘air drying.'”

According to one witness, the women were all standing out in the nude and applying suntan lotion, The Smoking Gun notes. While the three naked women responded to Officer Poulin’s initial question, they suddenly bolted. (H/T – TXNick)

After that, the “women” were involved in another high-speed pursuit, attempted to run over an officer with their car, and tried to assault him with a baseball bat. So basically it was just another Wednesday in Flori-Duh.