Caption Contest Winners

The A Christmas Story Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Ok, this is cool and all, but I’d rather be playing Fortnite.” – Jim
4. “I listened…I get it…”Be Best”…now can I have my $130,000?” – Roger Turner
3. “I’m younger than Trump. I like older women. Doggone it, I’m cute! I think I have a shot at her!” – Mike AKA Proof
2. “That was great lady, but I’m Jewish….” – Sully

WINNER! – “Twas the night before Christmas and all through the House, not a creature was stirring, except Pelosi, that louse!” – William

Weekend Caption Contest

A Christmas Story Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 24th.

Original Caption: U.S. first lady Melania Trump sits beside Nathan Simm while reading a children’s Christmas story during her visit to Children’s National Health System in Washington. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque