Brooklyn’s Getting A Little… Anxious

The residents of a Brooklyn Sex House – how it that a thing? – are starting to lose their minds from the lack of sex, thanks to the Chinese Wuhan Virus restrictions. Congratulations kids, this is what marriage feels like. /zing

After 10 months of social distancing, the residents of Brooklyn’s communal “sex houses” are frustrated, to say the least.

“I’d give my left testicle to go to an orgy,” said Kenneth Play, co-founder of Hacienda Villa. Play is one of more than 30 residents, ranging from ages 20-45, who live in the three Bushwick houses (the Lodge, Villa and Tower) operated by the Hacienda sex club.

I wonder if it’s called than because of all the Puerto Ricans? I denounce myself.

Along with the residents, the club has more than 700 members. Before the pandemic, the roommates hosted bacchanals at the Villa once or twice a month. Hundreds of Hacienda members would flirt, soak nude in the backyard hot tub or descend to the mood-lit basement to get it on.

In 2019, the club hosted 19 “play parties” — orgies — as well as 45 other events. In 2020, there were only five before the pandemic.

With all due respect to Brooklyn, I imagine this entire house walks around nude, and the guys constantly shout, “Hey, I’m yanking here!”

“Sexual isolation was difficult to grapple with,” said Violet, a resident and party planner who, like others, asked to withhold her last name.

Actually, I have no problem grappling my… well, I’ve said too much.

Andrew Cuomo Is A Fascist Dictator

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and the New York Legislature have crafted a laughably unconstitutional bill which would allow Cuomo to arrest and detain anyone who has the Chinese Wuhan Virus, as well as anyone who was in contact with the detainee.

The bill A416, obviously meant to deal with the Wuhan virus, allows for the detention of any carrier of a disease (or contacts that person has had) to be detained in a medical facility or “other appropriate facility or premises designated by the governor.” The governor or his designee can simply have anyone locked up under this if he puts out the order. Talk about troubling and dangerous.

The language is so ambiguous it can give license to lock up anyone, even those without illness, if they just had “contact” with someone who might have been ill and “cases” could mean anything including asymptomatic people. This isn’t even close to being constitutional and violates almost everything you can imagine.

The bill reads like it was penned by Heinrich Himmler. Any citizen with the Chinese Wuhan Virus can be arrested and “detained” solely on the basis of some politician’s “opinion.”

The governor can determine, on his own opinion, if you get locked up. (H/TCBD)

What say you, New York? Are you going to allow this to happen, or will you resist this Nazi?

You can read the bill by clicking here. I’d suggest you take a moment to read this disaster of a bill, especially if you live in New York. If you live in a blue state, legislation may be coming your way, too.

What’s Old Is New Again

While some people are going all in on antibiotics to keep them safe from the Chinese Wuhan Virus, another more severe problem has presented itself to the general public… or it is pubic?

Grasping at straws for COVID-19 treatments may be inadvertently fueling the rise of another hard to treat disease: super gonorrhea.

A World Health Organization (WHO) spokesperson told The Sun that the use of a common drug in misguided attempts to treat coronavirus may be encouraging the sexually transmitted infection (STI) to become resistant to the antibiotic.

Bill Clinton hardest hit.

‘Overuse of antibiotics in the community can fuel the emergence of antimicrobial resistance in gonorrhea,’ by killing off forms of the infection that are vulnerable to the drug, and creating a survival-of-the -fittest environment for variants of the bacterium that are immune to the drug’s effects to thrive in, explained the spokesperson.

‘Azithromycin – a common antibiotic for treating respiratory infections – was used for Covid-19 treatment earlier in the epidemic.

Seriously 2020, die in a fire. And hey, if you want to blame someone for this, blame MelP. She’s the one who gave it to me… um, the story, not the super gonorrhea.

Biden’s Buddy Jails Journalist

A Chinese Communist court sentenced a journalist to four years in prison for reporting on and exposing the severity of the Chinese Wuhan Virus.

I anxiously await Illegitimate President-Elect Joe Biden to come to this woman’s rescue.

A Chinese court handed a four-year jail term on Monday to a citizen-journalist who reported from the central city of Wuhan at the peak of last year’s coronavirus outbreak, on grounds of “picking quarrels and provoking trouble,” her lawyer said.

Zhang Zhan, 37, the first such person known to have been tried, was among a handful of people whose firsthand accounts from crowded hospitals and empty streets painted a more dire picture of the pandemic epicenter than the official narrative.

It goes without saying this prison term is a death sentence. Nearly all Chinese prisoners do not outlive their sentences, and with a compromised “president” running things, Ms. Zhan will likely be dead in six months.

The Death Of An Icon

Charles Franzone, one of the founders of Franzone’s Pizzeria, has passed away from the Chinese Wuhan Virus. Mr. Franzone was 86.

Mr. Charles Franzone, 86, died Wednesday, December 23, 2020 due to complications from COVID-19. Born October 18, 1934. He was the son of the late Samuel and Josephine (DeJohn) Franzone. He was preceded in death by his wife Lucy (Chesco) Franzone, who died December 11, 2004.

In 1955, Mr. Franzone, along with his brothers Louis and the late Joseph, started Franzone’s Restaurant in Bridgeport, PA. As of now, he was the owner and operator of Franzone’s in Conshohocken along with his son and grandson, Charles Jr. and Charles III. Among his many memberships, he belonged to the MSS Club, LAM-Valley Forge lodge 1776 Sons and Daughters of America, the former Plymouth Country Club, over 50 years with the Americans of Italian Heritage Council, and Holy Saviour Parish.

To say the pizza was amazing is a ridiculous understatement. It has a thin crust, and is served “upside-down.” The cheese is on the bottom and the sweetened sauce – which was lauded as the best sauce in the Philly area by Philadelphia Magazine – is drizzled above. It is heaven in a box.

Eventually I took my kids to Franzone’s, and they absolutely loved it. The restaurant is a small, comfortable place, with friendly staff and obviously amazing food. The thirty-minute drive is absolutely worth it.

The original Franzone’s is located in Bridgeport, PA, a few blocks from my maternal grandparent’s house. Every time our family had a gathering at their home, Franzone’s was usually on the menu. We’d walk to the store with my grandfather or one of my uncles, and try not to swipe a slice on the walk home. Going to Franzone’s was one of my best childhood memories, and I cannot describe how sad I am at Mr. Franzone’s passing.

Rest in peace, Mr. Franzone.

Der Führer Floats More PA Shutdowns

Pennsylvania Governor Führer Tom Wolf and his transvestite Health Secretary are contemplating even more draconian restrictions to keep the plebes “safe” from the Chinese Wuhan Virus.

As always, Der Führer’s targets are restaurants and gyms; because why would we want people to be healthy during an alleged pandemic?

CBS3 has learned from three county officials that additional state business and gathering restrictions are expected from Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf and Health Secretary Dr. Rachel Levine this week.

Montgomery County Board of Commissioners Chair Dr. Valerie Arkoosh confirmed in Wednesday’s news conference that she has been part of discussions on the proposed restrictions, but could not confirm details on what was going to be regulated, nor the timing of an announcement.

Officials from Allegheny County also said they have also been part of deliberations with the state, and expect an announcement soon, but said that this would not be “a total shutdown” of businesses.

The fact Allegheny County even mentioned that tidbit makes me believe Herr Wolf is absolutely going to shut down the state, ruin our already horrid economy, and sit idly by while more and more people start drinking heavily, using drugs more frequently, or committing suicides at an alarming rate.

But hey, you can’t make an omelet without killing a few eggs, right?…

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Cummings And Goings

Before we begin, I do not like Whitney Cummings. The actress/comedian is – in my opinion – not funny and not a fan of conservatives. That said, even a broken clock is right twice a day, and in this case, Whitney threw out a truth bomb last week.

You see, Cummings, like most of us, is sick and tired of the lockdowns, and she decided to vent her anger at her hypocritical Hollywood compatriots.

Whitney Cummings made her caustic comment in a tweet Friday as tens of millions of Californians hunker down for another stay-at-home order that will essentially prevent people from leaving their homes except for essential activities.

The mandate is expected to wreak further economic devastation throughout California, hitting the restaurant industry especially hard.

“It’s amazing how wealthy Hollywood people want everyone to say home except grocery workers and Postmates and Amazon delivery people and nannies,” Cummings noted.

Cummings, in that single sentence, described the hypocrisy of “our betters” in politics and entertainment perfectly. The lockdowns don’t affect politicians, and they don’t affect the wealthy. They can look down from their ivory towers and wag their fingers at us because they have no stakes in the game. Their food is delivered, their needs are met, and if they want to go out to eat, they can; and if they get caught, they apologize and all is forgiven.

America has become two countries; one country is ruled by laws, and the other is ruled by entitlement.

RIP Black Small Businesses

After nine months of lockdowns by Democrat-run states and cities, half of all black-owned small businesses have been forced to close their doors forever.

I would ask the proprietors this; do you still believe the Democratic Party has your best interests at heart?

Nearly half of Black small businesses had been wiped out by the end of April as the pandemic ravaged minority communities disproportionately, according to a report from the New York Fed.

Black-owned businesses were more than twice as likely to shutter as their white counterparts, the report found.

It took these municipal governments just a month or two to destroy these people’s businesses. Incredulously, the author of this piece blamed the closing on “institutional racism,” instead of malfeasance committed by local politicians.

“Nationally representative data on small businesses indicate that the number of active business owners fell by 22% from February to April 2020—the largest drop on record,” the report said.

“Black businesses experienced the most acute decline, with a 41% drop. Latinx business owners fell by 32% and Asian business owners dropped by 26%.” (H/TAOSHQ)

Every one of these closings is a tragedy. Most of these leftist big-city mayors ordered the small businesses to close, while they gleefully allowed big businesses like Walmart, etc. to stay open. Where do these businesses owners go to get their businesses back? Where do they go to reclaim the American Dream?

Benevolent Dictator Bans Walking

Los Angeles dictator Eric Garcetti has banned “unnecessary walking” within the Los Angeles city limits.

This is what you voted for, Los Angeles.

Democratic Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti issued a new emergency order Wednesday that bans unnecessary “travel on foot” as he warns the city is nearing a “devastating tipping point” in their fight against COVID-19.

“Our city is now close to a devastating tipping point, beyond which the number of hospitalized patients would start to overwhelm our hospital system, in turn risking needless suffering and death,” Garcetti wrote in the order. “These unfortunate facts about the spread of COVID-19 in our City mean that we must resume some of the more restrictive measures we instituted in the Spring.”

The order prohibits “all travel, including, without limitation, travel on foot, bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, automobile, or public transit,” with limited exceptions.

Strangely enough, my biggest problem is not with this ridiculously unconstitutional order. My problem is this fascist mayor has prevented people from exercising… which keeps them healthy… which makes them better equipped to beat the Chinese Wuhan Virus.

It’s similar to shutting down the gyms in my city. The mayor is purposefully making citizens less healthy, and thus, more susceptible to the virus. How does any of this make sense?

The obligatory video is posted below…

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Die, Hollywood, Die

The box office receipts for the Thanksgiving weekend have been released, and they’re lower than my testicles when I get out of the shower. Thankfully, my testicles are more robust than Hollywood’s new films, and have a better script and direction.

The Croods: New Age, the top movie over the Thanksgiving weekend, grossed a terrible $14.2 million. That was over the five-day weekend — meaning Wednesday through Sunday. Over three days (Friday- Sunday), it grossed just $9.7 million.

A good faith look at the top ten movies over Thanksgiving weekend finds that they did not top $20 million total. What I mean is that all ten movies did not bring in more than $20 million together. Three of the movies in the top ten are old enough to drive: Elf (2003), The Santa Clause (1994), and Christmas Vacation (1989).

What’s interesting, though, is that Croods: New Age bottomed out with just $14.2 million over five days, even though it was released in 2,211 theaters. That’s a lot of theaters. Granted, that’s about half the number of theaters it would have been released into in pre-coronavirus America but that’s still a sizable number of theaters, enough theaters — even with social distancing, to gross a respectable amount, which tells me that even though theaters are open near them, people are still not going to the movies.

I believe there are two reasons for these numbers. Sure, the Chinese Wuhan Virus has something to do with it – no one wants to wear a mask when they could be eating popcorn – and people (leftists, mostly) are still scared the virus will smite them.

The other reason is people are getting tired of Woke Hollywood, their SJW “talent,” and movies in general. If you insult regular Americans long enough, they’ll simply walk away. Why would anyone spend nearly twenty dollars to see a film, and another fifteen dollars for soda and popcorn, when you can just wait until it hits free TV?

I believe the Chinese Wuhan Virus is destroying our universities – who wants to pay $50,000 for online classes? – and Hollywood is following suit. We don’t need Hollywood anymore, and hopefully our flight will result in their demise.