Chuck Schumer Is A Disgusting Humanoid

Someone will need to revoke Chuck Schumer’s Caring, Concerned Democrat card, after he described mentally disabled children as “retarded.” Remember, the Democrats care about the children.

Speaking on the One NYCHA podcast, Senator Chuck Schumer referred to mentally disabled children as “retarded.” That word has long since gone out of favor with those who seek to destigmatize children and adults who are developmentally disabled.

“Yes,” Schumer said. “I have found that my whole career. I wanted to build, in my first, in Assembly. They wanted to build a congregant living space for retarded children. The whole neighborhood was against it! These were harmless kids, they just needed some help. We got it done,” he said.

Honestly, the only time this word is acceptable is when it involves Amy Schumer… and Diego.

A spokesperson for Schumer has since acknowledged that the senator “used an inappropriate and outdated word” during the recent interview.

Funny how often that happens with Democrats, and yet they are never called out on it. Lord knows Hunter “Crack Pipe” Biden is a huge fan of the N-word, and yet no one calls him on it. It’s okay, though; sure they throw out these despicable words, but at least there are no more mean tweets.

Caption Contest Winners

The Inconceivable! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I have all the evidence to impeach right here in my hands! – Barry D.
4. “I don’t know what went wrong. I didn’t know until today that he actually had to be guilty of something.” – Mike47
3. This is all Donald Trump’s fault for winning the election in 2016. – William
2. “My hairline is receding at such a rate that by the time Trump gets re-elected, my forehead is going to be this fucking wide!” – J-Dub

WINNER! – “So then I grabbed Hillary’s butt cheeks like this… “ – Sully

Democrats Never Learn

New York Senator Chuck Schumer is reintroducing – for the umpteenth time – his plan to replace vehicles with woefully undesirable electric cars. Schumer’s idiotic plan would cost the country $454 billion – billion, with a “b.”

Sen. Chuck Schumer, the top Senate Democrat, late on Thursday proposed a $454 billion plan over 10 years to help shift the United States away from gasoline-powered vehicles by offering cash vouchers to help Americans buy cleaner vehicles.

Schumer said in a statement that his plan, which would provide rebates of $3,000 or more to individual buyers, would help transition 25% of the US fleet, or 63 million vehicles, away from traditional internal combustion-engine vehicles within 10 years.

The problem here is the smartest politician in American history – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – stated the world only has a little more than eleven years left. By that logic, why would we jettison $454 billion of taxpayer dollars for something which will be in effect for a year?

Schumer‘s proposal would provide $45 billion for additional EV charging stations and $17 billion in incentives for automakers to build new factories or retool existing ones to assemble zero-emission vehicles or charging equipment with a goal that by 2040 “all vehicles on the road should be clean.”

Don’t worry, guys; despite the multiple times this scam has been tried and failed, this time it’s gonna work. Swearsies realsies!

Caption Contest Winners

The Plan 9 From Outer Space Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Confused couple escape nursing home. – Redneck Geezer
4. (Da-da-da-DUMP! Click, click…)
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re altogether ooky,
The Addams Family. – TXNick
3. The Washington DC branch of Madame Tussauds Wax Museum opened to less than thunderous applause. – Mike AKA Proof
2. Schumer: “I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain’t bad.”
Pelosi: “Ack, ack ack… ACK ACK!” – Barry D.

WINNER! – Nancy, I thought you were in charge of bringing the Depends! – Ronni

Oh, Sully wanted this gem – not sure what genius created it – to be an honorable mention.

Weekend Caption Contest

Plan 9 From Outer Space Caption Contest
(Source: NBC News, via White House Feed)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 14th.

Original Caption: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of N.Y. and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., respond to President Donald Trump’s address on January 9, 2019.

Pelosi, Schumer Beclown Themselves

If conservatives had any doubt about why they voted for Donald Trump in 2016, yesterday’s borer debacle should have eased your mind.

Schumer and Pelosi visited The White House on Tuesday to negotiate with Trump over border wall funding in the next spending bill. The pair offered Trump approximately 1.3 billion dollars in funding for the wall, while the president demanded 5 billion dollars. The impasse could lead to a partial government shutdown.

“I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Chuck,” he continued. “People in this country don’t want criminals and people that have lots of problems and drugs pouring into our country. I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down. I won’t blame you for it. The last time, you shut it down. It didn’t work.”

The best part of the argument was hearing Pelosi and Schumer demand to debate in private, while the president kept insisting to discuss it in the open.

The president has a few options here, including one which fascinated me; having the military build the wall. He can also divert allocated funds from other projects. Either way, the Democrats’ policy of obstruction will not go unpunished by this president, and it’s a glorious thing to behold.

Caption Contest Winners

The Grate Of The Union Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Nancy, if you don’t stop touching my arm I am filing a sexual harassment charge against you.” – Ronni
4. “Listen. I think I heard someone calling out in terror. Contact Gloria Allred immediately.” – Mortis
3. “OK, here’s what we do. We all act like a$$holes and make a statement to the Nation!” – William
2. “Nancy, I don’t know what you’re trying to pinch, but that’s not where my wallet is.” – MelP

WINNER! – “Wonder Twin powers activate!” “Shape of douchebag!” “Form of Moonbat!” – Jim

Weekend Caption Contest

The Grate Of The Union Caption Contest
(Source: Yahoo via AP)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, February 5th.

Original Caption: Pelosi of California talks with Schumer of New York before the State of the Union address on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 30. (Photo: J. Scott Applewhite/AP)

Dream A Little Dream

Voluptuous Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is feeling the wrath of the filthy hippies for a change. Supporters of “Dreamers,” felons who demand American citizenship and Democrat voter registration, are marching on Chucky’s house after his epic cave during the government shutdown.

Illegal immigrants are biting the only hand willing to feed them.

Months after crashing a Nancy Pelosi press conference and causing her to lash out, DACA defenders converged on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s New York City home and protested what they believe is his lack of intestinal fortitude for their cause.

“If Chuck won’t let us dream, we won’t let him sleep!” they chanted, drumming on five-gallon buckets.

Too little sleep is not good for you, Chuck; I hear it causes swelling in the breast area.