This may surprise you, but the very important people in Britain don’t think we are treating the “climate crisis” very seriously. Possibly because it’s largely a hoax.
Citizens are alarmed by the climate crisis, but most believe they are already doing more to preserve the planet than anyone else, including their government, and few are willing to make significant lifestyle changes, an international survey found.
“The widespread awareness of the importance of the climate crisis illustrated in this study has yet to be coupled with a proportionate willingness to act,” the survey of 10 countries including the US, UK, France and Germany, observed.
How about this; we’ll be willing to act when the politicians and the Hollywood scum stop flying to climate change events in their personal private jets.
Emmanuel Rivière, director of international polling at Kantar Public, said the survey, carried out in late September and published to coincide with the Cop26 climate conference in Glasgow, contained “a double lesson for governments”.
I’m pretty sure Cop26 was where Biden soiled himself and also where he farted in front of Camilla Parker Bowles.
The Swedish Meatball Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. Looks like someone needs their rabies shot ASAP! – Cathy
4. “Hurry up and finish your questions! That last Tide pod I ate is causing me to have diarrhea! I gotta go NOW!” – TXNick
3. Ironically, every time Greta gave a speech the temperature in the immediate area went up two degrees. – Jim
2. How dare you make my parents take me across the Atlantic in a million dollar yacht to deliver a prepared speech in front of you assholes… – Sully
WINNER! – So what if I thought this was for selfies instead of a microphone, you jerk! Don’t lecture me on anger management you idiotic climate change denier! – Ronni
Also, Sully suggested I post this brilliant (short) video about this hot mess.
The Swedish Meatball Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 30th.
Original Caption: Sixteen-year-old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg speaks at the United Nations Climate Action Summit at U.N. headquarters in New York City, New York. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri
Tombstone toothed leftist politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez went on yet another rant Tuesday, calming prehistoric diseases may inhabit the Earth if Climate Change is not controlled immediately.
Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told fans on a live stream Tuesday that if climate change isn’t stopped, glaciers could melt and expose humans to diseases tens of thousands of years old.
“There are a lot of diseases that are frozen in some of these glaciers that scientists fear that there is a potential that a lot of diseases could escape these melted glaciers,” Ocasio-Cortez said on Instagram Live.
The worst of which are the dreaded Ceratosaurus Crabs and the painful Raptor Rectal Itch.
““Um…and so that’s a concern…Even if there are no diseases frozen at all in these glaciers, you have diseases that are spread by mosquitoes, and now mosquitoes are starting to fly further north that carry diseases like malaria, and a whole slew of other things.”
This dimwitted bint acts as if mosquitoes were extinct for eons. Hey beaver teeth, mosquitoes have been spreading diseases for centuries, and it has nothing to do with the polar ice cap!
The Liberal Tears Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. And the far left scares and causes another 10-year-old to cry. – Ronni
4. But they said global warming was real!! Why is my house under a glacier!! – William
3. “Don’t let Uncle Joe see me. Please oh please oh please oh please.” – Cathy
2. Greta’s response was less than desired after Swedish officials explained to her that it was her patriotic duty to allow herself to be violated by the new immigrants in the name of promoting social justice and diversity… – DocRambo
WINNER! – Vica Kerekes when she first found out Wyatt was married and therefore unavailable. – Mike AKA Proof
Liberal Tears Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 22nd.
Original Caption: Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg cries at the end of her speech to the environment committee of the European Parliament in Strasbourg. REUTERS/Vincent Kessler
A group of Democrat Attorneys General, along with Al Gore, are threatening to prosecute anyone who dares to disagree with climate change.
Rest in peace, America; you had a good run.
Treating climate change as an absolute, unassailable fact, instead of what it is—an unproven, controversial scientific theory—a group of state attorneys general have announced that they will be targeting any companies that challenge the catastrophic climate change religion.
Speaking at a press conference on March 29, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman said, “The bottom line is simple: Climate change is real.” He went on to say that if companies are committing fraud by “lying” about the dangers of climate change, they will “pursue them to the fullest extent of the law.”
The inquisitors are threatening legal action and huge fines against anyone who declines to believe in an unproven scientific theory.
The Democrats are threatening legal action… for having a differing opinion. What the hell happened to this country where in eight years we went from freedom of speech to shut up or I’ll arrest you? Cruz voters, Trump voters; you still want to usher in Hillary Clinton with a protest vote in November?