Speaking Of Boobs…

Mentally-imbalanced CNN host Chris “Fredo” Cuomo is not having a good August. First, his sexual predator brother was forced to resign as New York governor, and now his female viewers jumped ship. I guess they assumed Fredo is just as dirty as Andrew.

Before he departed for his annual birthday trip, however, women departed his show: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday of last week — after the Tuesday morning announcement of [New York Attorney General Letitia] James’ findings regarding the governor — “Cuomo Prime Time” averaged 453,000 total female viewers, of whom just 76,000 were in the advertiser-coveted age demographic of 25 to 54, according to Nielsen Media Research ratings data.

I don’t want to be the grammar Nazi, but good grief, this paragraph-long run-on sentence is awful, even for an MSN reporter.

In total female viewers, that’s a 21% decrease from his second-quarter average of 570,000 and in the demo, it’s a 41% decrease from his second-quarter average of 128,000.

But wait, there’s more!

James’ report last week also confirmed that the journalist testified in the independent investigation into his brother’s behavior, confirming reporting from earlier this year that he strategized with the governor’s team on how to deal with the accusations. (H/T – The Lovely And Talented MelP)

Funny how Fredo still has a job, because any other “journalist” would have been fired for offering advice on how to trash an accuser. Not to mention the seediness of allowing Fredo to interview his own brother during the Covid crisis.

The Feel-Good Story Of The Day

CNN has lost 45 percent of their primetime viewers in the past five weeks. Apparently the scumbags at CNN lived solely on OrangeManBad, and now that he’s out of office, CNN has nothing worthwhile to broadcast.

Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo, and Don Lemon each saw declines in the neighborhood of 30 percent or more over that period, greater than any primetime shows at Fox or MSNBC.

After a record-setting January, traffic to the nation’s most popular mainstream news sites, including The Washington Post, plummeted in February, according to the audience tracking firm ComScore. The top sites were also generally doing worse than in February of last year, when the pandemic became a major international news story…

The most deeply affected network is CNN. After surpassing rivals Fox News and MSNBC in January, the network has lost 45 percent of its prime-time audience in the past five weeks, according to Nielsen Media Research. MSNBC’s audience has dropped 26 percent in the same period. Fox News — the most Trump-friendly of the three networks in its prime-time opinion shows — has essentially regained its leading position by standing still; its ratings have fallen just 6 percent since the first weeks of the year. The cable networks declined to discuss their ratings outlook for this article.

That’s surprising, because Fredo Cuomo and Don Lemon always have something to say. I guess their declining ratings have given them lockjaw. Oh well, nothing would make me happier than CNN going out of business.

CNN Hosts Mock Rising Violence

CNN talking heads Fredo Cuomo and Don Lemon – who was credibly accused of sexual assault – spent Tuesday mocking the “fake” skyrocketing crime rates in nation’s blue cities. Because, you know, that’s all a myth perpetrated by Orange Man Bad.

CNN opinion hosts Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo on Tuesday night mocked rising crime rates in major Democrat-controlled cities as President Donald Trump hammers the issue on the campaign trail.

Yeah, it was hilarious when that man in New York City was shot dead while walking his daughter down a street in broad daylight, amirite? Fucking clowns.

In voices mocking supposed story lines from conservative media organizations, the duo said:

Lemon: Yeah. “Democratic cities are in chaos right now. Is this what you want from Joe Biden? And they’re gonna take your country away. And they’re taking down the statues.”

Cuomo: “Crime is rising as they defund police!”

Lemon: “Crime is rising! … It’s so bad and they get defunding the police.”

Look, I know Cuomo and Lemon are low-IQ morons, but I figured I would explain what’s actually happening in my city. As of yesterday, we’ve tallied 214 homicides. That’s a 29% increase over last year. Our shootings are through the roof compared to 2019, and shooting incidents – shots fired where no one was struck – are also way up.

The primary reason for these increases are simple: leftist mayors and their Soros-appointed DA’s have been releasing most criminals, under-charging others, and giving shooters probation. (That has actually happened here.) They refused to charge/prosecute the rioters, released the looters, and have watched their cities devolve into chaos.

You don’t have to be a college graduate to realize this is a recipe for disaster.

People are being murdered in broad daylight in out nation’s big cities, and these two jackasses think it’s a joke.

The Sandmann Cometh

Nick Sandmann, the teenager maligned by the leftist media and many from the NeverTrump crowd, has settled his lawsuit with CNN. Sandmann was seeking $800 million for CNN’s libel.

CNN reportedly agreed to settle with Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann on Tuesday. The amount of the settlement is not known, according to local news outlet FOX19. The attorneys for Sandmann cited the “emotional distress, damage to reputation and distress to his family” that he has been through.

Sandmann is still suing the Washington Post and NBC Universal.

I sincerely hope he wins those suits as well, and bankrupts both the Post and Universal.

The teenager became the focus of a national media firestorm after a number of news outlets took out-of-context video to make it look like he was mocking a Native American man, Nathan Phillips, at the March for Life in January 2019.

The only downside to this story is Sandmann’s lawyer didn’t go after many of the NeverTrumpers, including Jennifer Rubin and Jonah Goldberg, whose comments were equally disgusting.

Don Accused Of Squeezing The Lemons

CNN’s least recognizable leftist media hack Don Lemon has been accused of sexual harassment/assault by a bartender in the Hamptons. Lemon, who is gay, allegedly probably assaulted the man at a bar.

Dustin Hice claims that Lemon attacked him at Sag Harbor dive bar Murf’s in July 2018. Hice, who was working as a bartender at another Hamptons watering hole, said he approached Lemon at the bar one night after recognizing him. Hice “tried to get Mr. Lemon’s attention and offered to buy Mr. Lemon a drink,” the suit claims. The CNN host declined, stating he was “just trying to have a good time.”

Later in the night, the suit says, Lemon approached Hice.

“Mr. Lemon, who was wearing a pair of shorts, sandals, and a t-shirt, put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers in Plaintiff’s moustache and under Plaintiff’s nose,” the suit says.

Oh yeah, if you’ve ever seen Lemon hammered on New Year’s Eve, you know this is arguably his move.

Hice said Lemon repeatedly shoved his fingers in his face and asked, “Do you like pussy or dick?” Hice claims he left the bar “shocked and humiliated.” (H/T – AOSHQ)

Ace made a terrific point which I wanted to include here. Lemon is always at the forefront of the “Believe All Accusers” line, so why should we believe Mr. Hice is lying? Personally, I believe Lemon is guilty, because, like Christine Blasey-Ford, Mr. Hice has no reason to lie.

This Really Is CNN

It’s difficult to imagine a major mainstream media company – which wholeheartedly supports Jew-hating Ilhan Omar while also deriding Israel – would hire a proud, overtly anti-Semitic employees, but CNN did exactly that.

A CNN photo editor resigned Thursday after anti-Semitic tweets surfaced from 2011, CNN told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

Mohammed Elshamy, a photo editor for CNN, was hired by the news outlet in 2019, according to an announcement on his Twitter. Elshamy was found to have anti-Semitic, anti-Israel and anti-police tweets from 2011 on his official Twitter account. The tweets included messages that called for people to be murdered and others referring to Jewish people as “pigs.”

Elshamy had tweets which referred to both Jewish people and police as “pigs” as well as comments that were anti-Israel.

This bears repeating, but Elshamy was proudly posting these despicable racist and anti-Semitic tweets for eight years, and CNN did nothing – nothing – about it. It makes you wonder if Jeff Zucker and the rest of CNN’s employees agree with Elshamy’s sentiments.

This Truly Is CNN

CNN, arguably the most biased news network in the country, received a harsh wake up call this week when their ratings dropped even further; an accomplishment which seemed impossible.

The embattled CNN, which always lands in far-last place and axed more than 100 jobs already this year, had about as bad of a ratings month as is possible in May.

It’s primetime hours were only able to average a measly 761,000 viewers, while the fake news outlet’s total day viewers dove nine percent (compared to this same month last year) to just 559,000 viewers.

For comparison purposes, Fox News earned three times as many primetime viewers (2.34 million) and more than twice as many total day viewers (1.34 million). What’s more, when compared to this same month last year, Fox lost none of its primetime viewers and only four percent of its total day viewers.

The fake Russian Collusion story bumped CNN’s numbers up a bit, but with that myth busted, why would anyone tune in to watch Lying Jake Tapper, the Lesser Cuomo, or Drunken Don Lemon? I’d almost fell sorry for them if they weren’t such despicable people.

Enter Sandmann

Nick Sandmann, the Covington student defamed by the MSM and NeverTrumpers, is suing CNN for $275 million dollars, as a separate lawsuit is seeking $250 million from The Washington post.

In an interview that aired on Fox News Sunday night, lawyer L. Lin Wood said he is filing a lawsuit against CNN Monday or Tuesday for more than $250 million over the news outlet’s alleged “vicious” and “direct attacks” on his client, Covington Catholic High School student Nicholas Sandmann. On Twitter Saturday, the lawyer suggested that the amount could be around $275 million.

Wood, an Atlanta-based attorney who specializes in aggressive defamation suits against the media, was hired by the Sandmanns to bring justice to Nick, whose name was dragged through the mud after a short video clip showing a confrontation between Native American activist Nathan Phillips and the Covington Catholic boys in Washington, D.C., went viral.

As we all know, the video was doctored to make the Catholic kids look like the aggressors and the stolen valor Indian as the peaceful hippie just fighting for equality. The mainstream media ran with it while libeling Sandmann. Sandmann’s lawyer gave the defendants ample time to retract their statements. The Post and CNN refused.

Subsequent video clips showed that the Covington kids were viciously heckled by a group of black separatists and responded by doing school cheers. And contrary to the original narrative, the kids didn’t mob and block Phillips — the activist walked right up to them and stopped in front of the MAGA hat-wearing Sandmann while loudly beating a drum and chanting in his face.

Last month, Wood and Sandmann family attorney Todd McMurtry filed a lawsuit against the Washington Post seeking $250 million in both compensatory and punitive damages for smearing their client. (H/T – AOSHQ)

Hopefully CNN and the Post will be forced to pay in full, and both organizations are forced to fold. Democracy Dies in Bankruptcy.

Leftist Heifer Beclowns Itself On CNN

Meet Ana Navarro.

Ana is a self-titled “Republican strategist” who is so good at her job that she has not had a client in seven years. Ana did briefly work for conservative titans Jeb Bush, John McCain, and Jon Huntsman, before giving it all up in favor of Ring Dings and heart disease.

As a “conservative” pundit, Ana sucks up oxygen (and bonbons) on such totes conservative programs as CNN’s Cuomo Prime Time and The View.

Last night, while listening to a legitimate conservative speak, Ana showed her true conservative bona fides…

CNN commentator Ana Navarro decided to stop and do her nails during an appearance on “Cuomo Prime Time” Wednesday night while debating the merits of a border wall.

In fairness, her hooves aren’t going to manicure themselves.

Host Chris Cuomo criticized Donald Trump Jr.’s comparison of the border wall to a zoo fence, while political commentator Steve Cortes said it was unfair to lump the president in with his son.

To be clear, Moo Cow sighed, rolled her eyes, and filed her nails while Cortes described Americans murdered by illegal immigrants. Yep, Piggy is basically the second coming of Phyllis Schlafly.

“I think he is echoing his father, which, who demonizes immigrants time and time and time and time again,” Navarro said. She then compared Trump Jr. to Fredo from “The Godfather” and asked if she could file her nails on air.

Wow Bessie, what a unique and rarely-used comparison. No one has ever compared an ineffective person to Fredo Corleone before, so I congratulate you on your originality and wit. Here’s a feedbag full of alfalfa… and Snickers.

While it may not be patently obvious, Triple-Chin has done conservatives a favor as large as her ass; she is illustrating what happens when Trump Derangement Syndrome reaches the cerebral cortex. The TDS took longer with Tubby Eat-Them-All, because the disease had to fight through all the cholesterol.

CNN Goes Full Retard

Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a Category 1 epidemic at CNN. Smilin’ Jim Acosta and Barbara Starr – who both totes love our servicemen and women – questioned whether soldiers who asked for MAGA hats to be signed by the commander-in-chief should be charged with violating the Hatch Act.

This was a serious discussion conducted by two wholly unserious people.

During Wednesday’s edition of The Situation Room, fill-in host and chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta, seemingly under the assumption Trump was handing out the hats, wanted Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr to tear into the President for turning the trip into a “campaign stop.”

Starr informed Acosta that reports said it was the troops who showed up with the hats. “We will have to see if that actually proves to be the case. The question is, if they brought them or if the President brought them; what commander allowed that to really happen,” Starr continued in a huff.

Seemingly eager to tattle on those brave soldiers, Starr wasn’t very happy they were carrying Trump campaign material:

Because this is very much against military policy and regulation. Troops are not supposed to be involved in political activities. The U.S. military is not a political force. And there’s no question, the saying “Trump 2020” and “Make America Great Again,” those are political slogans of a Trump campaign they are not governmental sayings, to say the least.

Now remember, the media loves our troops and is not in any way the enemy of the American people.

Dan Bongino mentioned this on last night’s Mark Levin Show, and he has a point; anyone who puts their life on the line by protecting this country should be able to wear whatever they damned well please.