Thank You, Don’t Come Again

An Indian couple decided to Rock the Kasbah inside a Juhapura hotel, but since they didn’t have condoms, the male decided to make sure her lips – and his penis – were sealed.

According to The Times of India, 25-year-old Salman Mizra and his fiancé checked into a hotel in Juhapura on June 22nd. Both were addicted to drugs, police said.

Just a couple of drug addicts banging the gong. What could possibly go wrong?

“Since they did not have any protection, they decided to apply the adhesive on his private parts to ensure that she does not get pregnant,” a police officer said. “They were carrying the adhesive as they occasionally used it with whitener to inhale the mixture for a kick.”

If I can elaborate, Mirza decided to glue his, well, dick-hole shut so he wouldn’t knock up his drug-addled fiancé. For those of you who did not go to medical school, that’s a really stupid idea.

He was found unconscious in the bushes outside the Amber Tower on June 23 and was taken to the hospital as his condition deteriorated. (H/T– Jim Lynch and Mike Hodges)

The good news is Mirza’s fiancé did not get pregnant. The bad news is Mirza is dead because he decided to coat his penis with Gorilla Glue.