Failed QB Hits Rock Bottom, Digs

Normally I wouldn’t waste my breath, time, or energy writing about that racist piece of garbage Colin Kaepernick, but yesterday he solidified his status as a subhuman cockroach.

Colin Kaepernick has called for the release of Mumia Abu-Jamal, imprisoned since 1982 for the killing of Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner in 1981. Abu-Jamal has maintained his innocence and his supporters have long claimed his trial was flawed.

Of course they believe that, because a majority of Americans know nothing of the case, and read nothing about the case from those who were present.

Similarly, Mumia’s brother was at the scene, and has never uttered a word about the incident. You’d think one’s brother would scream about Mumia’s innocence if that were the case.

The former NFL quarterback, who famously took a knee during the performance of the national anthem in 2016 in protest of police brutality, noted that Abu-Jamal has been in prison for longer than Kaepernick has been alive.

“We’re in the midst of a movement that says Black Lives Matter. If that is the case, then Mumia’s life and freedom must matter,” said Kaepernick before recounting the published writing, radio broadcasts, and mentorship Abu-Jamal has done while incarcerated. “Even while living in the hells of the prison system, Mumia still fights for our human rights. We must continue to fight for him and his human rights.”

Abu-Jamal – born Wesley Cook – shot Faulkner after he stopped his brother for a vehicle violation. Jamal saw the car stop, ran to Faulkner, and shot him first in the back, then fired a shot into Faulkner’s face, killing him. This is the type of animal Colin Kaepernick believes should be released into the population.

Go f**k yourself, Kaepernick.

Just Boycott It

Washed-up, has-been, America-hating “quarterback” Colin Kaepernick is in the news again; this time he forced Nike to pull an American-themed shoe from stores.

How and why would Nike listen to this clown?

Nike is recalling an American flag-themed sneaker after former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick complained that it harkened back to the slave era, The Wall Street Journal is reporting.

Nike had already delivered the Air Max 1 USA sneakers to stores when Kaepernick, a Nike endorser, complained about a Revolutionary War-era version of the flag stitched on the back of the shoe.

The flag, designed by Betsy Ross, has 13 stars in a circle with 13 red and white stripes to represent the original colonies. A Nike spokeswoman confirmed to The Journal that the shoes were pulled from shelves because of the flag.

I haven’t purchased a Nike product since Kaepernick wore those Pig Police socks. I wear Under Armor sneakers now, and I will never spend another dime on Nike. Ever. Embrace your boy, Nike, because the rest of us think he’s a POS.

UPDATE: Arizona Governor Doug Ducey pledged he will withdraw all financial incentives for Nike’s proposed new plant in Goodyear, Arizona. Good for him. F**K Nike.

A Collusion Case We Can All Support

While the leftist media continues to drool over the alleged Trump-Russia collusion nothingburger, another collusion case is being fought between cop-hating, sub-par quarterback Colin Kaepernick and the National Football League.

The case, if some pundits are correct, could spell the beginning of the end of the NFL; a league which is already hemorrhaging fans and viewers.

In a landmark ruling that substantially alters the complexion of the collusion grievance brought by Colin Kaepernick, arbitrator Stephen Burbank has denied the NFL’s request for summary judgment. Burbank’s ruling means that, absent a negotiated settlement between Kaepernick and the NFL, Kaepernick’s grievance will proceed to a trial-like hearing before Burbank later this year. Burbank’s ruling also indicates that all 32 teams remain parties in the grievance. This is a subtle but potentially groundbreaking point since if Burbank finds that 14 or more teams engaged in collusion, the NFLPA could acquire the option of terminating the collective bargaining agreement.

Wow, I think I just had my first real orgasm.

The “genuine issue” is whether Kaepernick has been victimized by collusion, which in this context refers to two or more teams, or the league and at least one team, conspiring to deprive Kaepernick of his collectively bargained right to sign with a team. Kaepernick, who earlier in his career led the 49ers to a division championship and a Super Bowl appearance, contends that teams have conspired to keep him out of the NFL. They have allegedly done so on account of the controversy surrounding his kneeling during the playing of the national anthem.

Kaepernick’s claim is ridiculous. The Denver Broncos offered Kaepernick a contract after he was released by San Francisco, and he declined, claiming the $7 million contract was not enough. Additionally, there are many NFL players who continue to take a knee during the National Anthem, while others raise Black Power fists. These players are still gainfully employed.

A key element of Kaepernick’s argument is that owners are fearful about the capacity and the willingness of President Donald Trump—an ardent critic of Kaepernick and of other players who kneel during the anthem—to damage the league’s business and legal interests.

Oh, I get it; the cops-as-pigs socks, the kneeling, and the Black Power fists are all Donald Trump’s fault. The fact of the matter is the NFL’s wounds have all been self-inflicted, and it is my sincere hope Colin Kaepernick’s collusion case forces the National Football League to bleed out.

Kaepernick Sacks Himself

MelP brought this beautiful story to my attention yesterday, and it may the the only real joy I’ve had since getting sick. NFL part-time scrub quarterback and full-time social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick filed a collusion grievance against the NFL, claiming every NFL team conspired to not sign the free agent, even though the man is thoroughly unqualified for a starting position.

COLIN Kaepernick delivered a salvo Sunday that will effectively end his NFL career. Desperation and frustration might have prompted his collusion grievance against the league stemming from his continued unemployment, but this much is clear: The polarizing quarterback will never take another snap under center again.

Kaepernick’s transition from signal caller to social justice advocate is now complete. His NFL life is over.

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Proving collusion, however, will be a Herculean task for Team Kaepernick absent hard evidence. Although there are clear provisions in the Collective Bargaining Agreement prohibiting clubs from working in concert to conspire against players, what are the chances of Kaepernick’s attorney unearthing a smoking gun (texts, emails, etc.) implicating owners in that regard?

More than one story I read stated Kaepernick’s case is nearly impossible to prove, and if this imbecile had any hard evidence, the suit would have been brought before this point. Kaepernick’s only evidence is he wants to play in the NFL, so that should be enough to pay him millions of dollars to fail miserably.

Kaepernick’s antics caused the end of his career, and is quickly causing the end of the NFL as we know it. I am actually uncertain which fate makes me giggle more.

No-Talent QB Searches For Relevance

Unemployed, mediocre quarterback Colin Kaepernick continued his futile search for relevance this weekend when he compared police officers to fugitive slave patrols.

NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick compared police officers to fugitive slave patrolmen after a Minnesota officer was acquitted in the shooting death of a black motorist.

Kaepernick tweeted his displeasure with the verdict, with a graphic reading “You can’t ignore your history – always remember who they are.” “A system that perpetually condones the killing of people, without consequence, doesn’t need to be revised, it needs to be dismantled,” Kaepernick wrote.

Always remember who Colin Kaepernick is; a race-baiting former quarterback who despises America.

Between the lines, a police badge is shown side-by-side with a “fugitive slave patrol” badge. Fugitive slave patrols were common in the antebellum South, watching for runaway slaves.

The difference between Kaepernick and most police officers – despite the obvious IQ points – is when a police officer does something idiotic/criminal, most cops attack them for it. The true irony is when an NFL player does something idiotic/criminal, they circle the wagons and blame someone else for the player’s criminality.

The Feel Good Story Of The Day

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is in danger of losing his job, according sources in the 49ers organization. The douche canoe’s problem is not necessarily a lack of talent, but a lack of other intangible qualities.

“He can still play at a high level,” an anonymous AFC general manager told Bleacher Report’s Mike Freeman. “The problem is three things are happening with him. First, some teams genuinely believe that he can’t play. They think he’s shot. I’d put that number around 20 percent.”

“Second, some teams fear the backlash from fans after getting him. They think there might be protests or Trump will tweet about them. I’d say that number is around 10 percent. Then there’s another 10 percent that has a mix of those feelings.”

Are you ready? Here is the part that made my Johnson stand straight up…

“Third, the rest genuinely hate him and can’t stand what he did [kneeling for the national anthem]. They want nothing to do with him.”

Boom, headshot! It would truly please me if Kaepernick pulled a reverse Kurt Warner and was booted from the NFL to become a grocery bagger.

Crock The Vote

colin-kaepernick-never-votedColin Kaepernick, Hero of the Stupid and Agent of Social Justice, cares so much about change that he has never registered to vote.

Not only did Colin Kaepernick not vote in the presidential election last week, he never even registered to vote.

The Sacramento Bee searched through voter registry records and found that the San Francisco 49ers quarterback has never once registered to vote. Not in his home state of California and not in Nevada, where he attended college.

Kaepernick said it would have been ‘hypocritical’ for him to vote for either candidates, since both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton represent ‘the system of oppression.’ But his failure to vote in either 2008 or 2012 presidential elections shows a lack of interest in even voting for President Obama, the first black man to hold the job and one who was elected through a grassroots movement.

So this penis pulsator bitches and complains about an unjust system but won’t lift a finger to necessitate change? Gee, that sounds like such a “progressive” attitude.

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The San Francisco Forty-Whiners

Colin Kaepernick Sacked

Overrated NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick is refusing to stand for the national anthem before football games. Kaepernick claims he is disrespecting the anthem, and by proxy, America, because he feels African Americans are being “oppressed.”

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has willingly immersed himself into controversy by refusing to stand for the playing of the national anthem in protest of what he deems are wrongdoings against African Americans and minorities in the United States.

Oh, do go on! While you’re at it, don’t forget to regale us about the white couple who adopted you after you were abandoned by your African-American father.

“I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color,” Kaepernick told NFL Media in an exclusive interview after the game. “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder.”

You see, to someone like Kaepernick, America is a terrible, racist country created simply to keep black people down. It is an interesting theory for someone who has a net worth of $16 million, awarded to him by terrible, racist Americans.

To Colin Kaepernick, waiting in line at a Starbucks is oppression; for people in Darfur, oppression is the continuing genocide of men, women, and children.

America is arguably the least racist nation on the face of the Earth, and yet someone like this douche canoe will still bash the country which gave him so much, and asked for so little.