Look To The Cookie, Elaine

A Portland, Oregon man has been arrested after he claimed someone entered his residence, fought him, and took his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie money, which amounted to $700.

Unfortunately, dear old dad is a liar, and a scumbag.

A Forest Grove man pleaded guilty after admitting he stole his daughter’s Girl Scout Cookie proceeds to pay for an erotic massage.

Brian David Couture called police on March 6, 2019, saying a stranger had come into his home through the sliding glass door and fought him.

Couture later admitted he invented the story and staged the house to hide that he stole the money.

There are few actions more despicable than stealing from your own children. I wonder if Couture’s daughter can file for a divorce?