Giving The Rubber Stamp

The U.S. Customs Service confiscated 40,000 counterfeit condoms shipped to Puerto Rico this week. Apparently, they were all going to Anthony Weiner’s residence.

United States customs officials seized more than 40,000 counterfeit condoms being imported to Puerto Rico.

How is this news? The Puerto Ricans in my division never wear condoms anyway. Wait, was that racist?

The U.S. Customs and Border Protection, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Homeland Security Investigations and the Food and Drug Administration seized the counterfeit condoms being sent to Puerto Rico from China over the course of five days.

Counterfeit condoms are easy to spot; they squeak with every thrust.

The CBP warned that counterfeit goods may cause long-term health conditions and other problems, as they are not subject to quality controls.

The condoms were coming from China, where second children are thrown into the Yangtze River. I think they have a vested interest in condom quality control.