Crime Apparently Does Pay

Baltimore Riots

In an effort to reward his most ardent supporters, the worst president in American history is renaming the word “criminal” to a more kinder, gentler term.

According to Team Obama, criminals should now be declared “justice-involved individuals.”

In another of those smiley-faced, but deeply sinister, “Dear Colleague” letters sent to universities this week, Obama’s Education Secretary John King discouraged colleges from asking applicants whether they were convicted criminals.

An accompanying pamphlet was called “Beyond the Box: Increasing Access to Higher Education for Justice-Involved Individuals.”

Similarly, I believe we should address Barack Obama as the Incompetence-Involved Douchenozzle President.