She Really Needed That Cucumber

A morbidly obese woman was riding on Epcot’s Living with the Land boat ride, when she decided she needed to jump out of the boat and steal a cucumber. The woman doesn’t look like she’s ever seen a vegetable, let alone eat one, so maybe she wanted the cucumber to compensate for her limp boyfriend.

A video sent in by Instagram user @alex64gaming shows a guest jumping from the boat on Living with the Land to the greenhouse area.

She appears to try to take a cucumber growing on a vine and then fall as she attempts to return to the boat. Another guest then leaves the boat and tries to assist her.

User @bizmark23 on Twitter replied to our story with another video. The user says, “I had the luxury of sitting behind these morons. They actually jumped off the boat 4 different times during the ride.”

You can see the video at the link. I actually wish she did get the cucumber, and died from the pesticides.