Creepy Joe Says The Darnedest Things

Creepy female-fondler, proven plagiarist, and perennial failed presidential candidate Joe Biden announced he will cure cancer if he wins the presidency. Well jeez, we all gotta vote for him now, right?

Joe Biden told an audience in Ottumwa, Iowa Tuesday that his White House would “cure” cancer should he beat President Trump in 2020.

“I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden said to applause.

During his stint as vice president, Biden oversaw the “Cancer Moonshot” initiative of the Obama administration.

Uh-huh. I’m sure Biden “oversaw” the initiative like I “oversee” the construction of the Texas Rangers’ new stadium. Besides, the only moonshot Slow Joe knows is the one where you pull down your pants.