New Jersey & You: Burning Together

A New Jersey woman was so upset at missing a booty call that she decided to burn down the man’s home.

According to cops, Taija Russell, 29, torched Curtis Stokes’s home around 4 AM on August 4. Russell was arrested this week on several felony charges, including attempted homicide, aggravated arson, and aggravated assault.

Russell had initially texted Stokes “hello,” to which he responded, “Bring ya ass.” But Stokes, 32, told cops that he fell asleep after inviting Russell over and that he “later awoke to his house on fire.” During a police interview, Stokes referred to Russell as a “side chick.”

Yes, by all means, tell the world you have a “side chick,” as your real girlfriend reads about you in the news. This homie is too stupid to have a side chick, and he’s going to ruin it for the rest of us!

Oh, I’ve said too much…

Investigators say that when Russell arrived at the residence, the snoozing Stokes did not hear her at the front door. He also did not respond to a series of text messages sent by Russell while she was outside his home.

That is obviously not Taija above, but TXNick yelled at me for posting photos of ugly women yesterday.