Your Free Lunch Has Expired

President Trump has ordered ICE to reopen cases for DACA recipients meaning removals/deportations may begin as early as summer. Law and order is coming back to America in a big way, and if you’re not here legally, you’ll be jettisoned over the border.

While the decision is still technically hung up at the Supreme Court, DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) remains on track to come to an end. Absent some sort of comprehensive immigration bill making it through Congress, this seems to be a certainty at this point. This means that the previous protection from deportation afforded to program participants is also coming to a close and ICE has already begun the process of informing some of them that their cases are being reopened. Of course, most of this activity is still just in the paperwork stage right now, with no actual removals likely to take place until this summer at the earliest, assuming they are even prioritized for action at that time.

Zoila Pelayo, who has been a DACA participant since 2012, recently received notice that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has sought reopening of her removal proceedings. And this is just the beginning.

ICE [said] every DACA recipient whose deportation case was administratively closed can expect to see his or her proceeding reopened. (H/TAOSHQ)

Hopefully these proceedings will remove those who are here illegally, and make more room for those who are trying to emigrate here who are following the rules.

Dream On, Democrats

The Democrats have officially confirmed what most of us already knew: illegal immigrants are their key to future electoral success.

The Center For American Progress (CAP) Action Fund circulated a memo on Monday calling illegal immigrants brought here at a young age — so-called “Dreamers” — a “critical component of the Democratic Party’s future electoral success.”

The memo, co-authored by former Clinton communications director Jennifer Palmieri, was sent around to allies calling on Democrats to “refuse to offer any votes for Republican spending bills that do not offer a fix for Dreamers and instead appropriate funds to deport them.”

CAP Action’s memo says protecting DACA is not only a “moral imperative” for Democrats, it also key to getting votes.

Of course it is, because the Democrats are the party for free shit. Immigrants who came here, worked hard, and followed the process usually have contempt for illegals; as I do.

Von Ryan’s Immigrant Express

President Trump has given congress four months to get their act together with respect to immigration reform. Naturally, Democrats and RINOs alike want us legal residents to think about the children.

Lawmakers headed into the long Thanksgiving recess are in stark disagreement over how, and when, to provide legal cover for undocumented immigrants brought to the country as children — legislation both parties say they want after President Trump rescinded the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program in September.

Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) has repeatedly noted that Trump, in dismantling the Obama-era program, gave Congress until March 5 to come up with a legislative fix. With that in mind, the Speaker has suggested Republicans would be fine addressing the issue early next year.

“I don’t think we should put artificial deadlines in front of the one we already have,” Ryan told reporters this month.

Is it possible for this squishy douche canoe to open his mouth without taking a veiled shot at the president? Really Wisconsin, can you do no better than this clown? Hey Paul, maybe if your coworkers could keep their penises in their pants for five minutes, you’d have time to draft meaningful legislation.

That’s The Chicago Way

Feckless failed Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel reassured students their schools are a “Trump-free zone.” Apparently illegal immigrants is a bigger priority than last weekend’s seven homicides and thirty-five shootings.

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel on Tuesday assured incoming high schoolers that they need not to worry about President Trump ending the “Dreamers” program, saying Chicago Public Schools are a “Trump-free” sanctuary for young illegal immigrants.

“To all the Dreamers that are here in this room and in the city of Chicago: You are welcome in the city of Chicago. This is your home. And you have nothing to worry about,” Mr. Emanuel told a group of freshman on the first day of classes at Solorio Academy High School, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

“Chicago, our schools, our neighborhoods, our city, as it relates to what President Trump said, will be a Trump-free zone. You have nothing to worry about.”

Sure thing, Rahm – if that is your real name. See what happens when you try to block federal agents when they come serving warrants. Douche.