Come To The Dark Tied

I have never been a big fan of fashion, dressing up, or formal (or even semi-formal) events. That said, my sister is getting married on New Year’s Eve – yeah, don’t get me started on the date – and I think I found my choice of jacket!

This is the $120 Star Wars Darth Vader Blazer designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It’s black and has some embroidery reminiscent of Vader’s chest panel on the left breast. It also has Imperial crest buttons, and the lining resembles the Death Star’s interior lighting pattern.

Obviously, this is the perfect blazer for letting a potential employer know that you will be taking sick days to see any new Star Wars movies.

I have never been more serious in my life when I say I absolutely want one of these. I’d wear it to weddings, funerals, court hearings, hockey games, etc., etc.