Seattle Mayor Comes Crawling Back

Jenny Durkan, the incompetent mayor of Seattle, has decided to push for more police officers, a year after she proudly proclaimed the city needed to defund the police.

As Seattle residents reel from one of the deadliest weekends in recent memory, Mayor Jenny Durkan is sounding the alarms. She says the city needs more police, a message she’s been reticent to deliver publicly due to toxic politics and a militant activist base.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Go f**k yourself, Jenny.

Thanks to a defund movement that is still alive and well, the Seattle Police Department is down nearly a third of its force. And the city is left without the law enforcement support it needs to keep residents safe. Combined with prosecutors who lean into far-left views that the criminal justice system is racist, so they won’t prosecute, criminals are running wild with little fear of consequences for their deadly behavior.

Durkan’s message is not only too little, too late, but it’s falling on deaf ears as the Seattle City Council continues its defunding efforts. Next week the Council is expected to reroute some $14 million from the Seattle Police Department budget. (H/T – MelP)

Most of the big blue cities followed Durkan’s lead, and worked diligently to defund the police. Most of those cities were rewarded with skyrocketing rates of shootings and homicides. One year later, the same cities are begging for new police officers, but no one wants the job anymore. Why would they?

I’d like to feel sorry for these cities, but as someone who lives in one of these terrible blue cities, I think the entire situation is hilarious. This is what you voted for. Own it.

True Detective Stories

So yesterday a gaggle of bosses were congregating around my desk talking about the state of the department. I almost always ignore those conversations, because 1. it’s boring, and 2. there’s nothing we can do to fix this police force.

The conversation continues, and one of the bosses claims the city’s manpower is much worse than we were told. The department always claims we have a 6,000 member police department. No one believes that statistic, because it’s 100% false. Between officers who are injured on duty, posted to irrelevant “teat jobs,” and those under investigation, we’re actually looking at 5,000. At least that’s what I thought…

Continue reading “True Detective Stories”

Leftist Wants To Defund Police… Again

Congresscritter and racist idiot Cori Bush (D- MO) is sponsoring a bill which will defund the police in favor of “community-led first responders.” A few days ago, these same morons claimed Republicans were the ones defunding the police!

Even as crime surges in many cities in America, Democratic Congresswoman Cori Bush (D-MO) plans to introduce legislation that would replace police officers with “community-led first responders.”

I am all for this. Let “the community” respond to the shootings, aggravated assaults, robberies, and rapes, because the “community” has already done a bang-up job of policing their own neighborhoods.

NBC News reported on Monday, “The People’s Response Act would establish a Division on Community Safety within the Department of Health and Human Services that would call upon nonpolice first responders for emergency situations stemming from mental health issues, substance use or other health complications.”

No, that’s not how this works. If you’re going to defund the police, defund all of them. Let your community-led first responders do all the heavy lifting, especially in the most violent areas of Democrat-led cities. Make sure they have a lot of body bags.

“The Squad” member’s bill comes in the wake of violent crime surging in major American cities, including New York City, Philadelphia, Portland, Atlanta, Los Angeles, and Chicago.

As if Cori Bush gave a damn. She spends most of her time in Washington, D.C. in a nice neighborhood with a security detail.

The bill vows to “limit people’s encounters with law enforcement by funding community systems led by health officials, to respond to mental health emergencies, rather than police.”

Again, I applaud this measure. I’d love to limit my interactions with the public, as well, especially since most people in this city hate our guts. Let these leftist soy-boys take over, and I’ll sit back and start munching the popcorn.

The Mob Has Spoken

The animals which make up Burn, Loot, Murder (BLM), Antifa, and the great unwashed leftists have struck a blow for anarchy in Seattle. In the past year, the Seattle Police Department has lost a third of its police officers.

In a heartbreaking and revealing interview on The Ari Hoffman Show on Talk Radio 570 KVI, President of the Seattle Police Officer’s Guild Mike Solan said regarding police officers leaving the department, “At the end of this month…we will be close to 300 officers (leaving), that’s a third of the agency.”

The mob wanted to defund the police, and they succeeded. It sucks for the good people in Seattle, but the politicians are beholden to the mob, and soon Seattle will look like Detroit.

Some of the officers opted for early retirement, while others took law enforcement jobs in other cities or switched to alternate careers. Sources [said] morale on the force is at an all-time low. Last month, a Seattle police officer and trainee were refused service at a local chocolate shop. The incident revealed a pattern of behavior by employees of the chain at other locations.

The same day, a female officer was walking her beat past a local public school when approximately 10 3rd grade students raised their hands in the ‘hands-up-don’t-shoot,’ a reference to the Michael Brown incident in in Ferguson, Missouri.

This is the result of one-party rule in major metropolitan cities. I sincerely hope the officers still on the job there slow roll to calls from those businesses. You don’t want our help? Cool, defend your own business and stop calling 911.

Anti-Police Lawyer Lies To Senate

Meet Vanita Gupta, a leftist lawyer put up by the Illegitimate President for associate attorney general, who likely reeks of curry. Vanita was being grilled by GOP senators about her multiple statements concerning her wish to defund the police.

Vanita Gupta, President Biden’s pick to be the next associate attorney general, stated during her confirmation hearing Tuesday morning that she does not support defunding police, although past remarks have led to claims that she does.

Hmm, you’d think an associate attorney general would want MORE police on the streets. I mean, unless you’re all for anarchy, which Apu here is all for.

Gupta faced questions of whether her partisan politics might prevent her from carrying out the duties of the senior Justice Department position. She insisted that she is up to the task and noted that she has received support from many law enforcement officials and organizations.

Sure, she probably received endorsements from garbage leftist departments like New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Philadelphia. She then – get this – lied to the senate panel.

“I do not support defunding the police,” Gupta said during the hearing. “I have in fact spent my career advocating, where it’s been necessary, for greater resources for law enforcement for things like body-worn cameras, office wellness and safety programs, and any number of measures.”

That’s interesting, because Gupta said this to a senate committee in 2020…

“While front-end systems changes are important, it is also critical for state and local leaders to heed calls from Black Lives Matter and Movement for Black Lives activists to decrease police budgets and the scope, role, and responsibility of police in our lives,” Gupta wrote.

Obviously this twat will be confirmed, because the GOP is a joke. The good news is I’ll be long gone before the Illegitimate President is sworn in for his second term, and I stopped caring about my department in November.

Hardesty Is Not The Best Policy

Meet Portland City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty. Jo Ann is one of the architects of Portland’s Defund the Police initiative, and she recently called 911 after a dispute with a Lyft driver. Hypocrite much?

Portland City Commissioner Jo Ann Hardesty, who has previously called for budget cuts for police, utilized the emergency service Nov. 1 after her Lyft driver cancelled her ride.

Lyft driver Richmond Frost picked Hardesty up at a casino, according to KOIN. Frost kept the windows open in accordance with COVID protocols that Lyft implemented.

Frost told police that Hardesty “became irate when he refused to roll the windows up.” He then pulled into a gas station and canceled the ride, asking Hardesty to leave the vehicle. However, Hardesty allegedly refused to get out of the car because “it was cold and she was a woman and alone,” per the same report.

While I applaud the Lyft rider for demanding this bitch get out of his car, the police dispatcher is arguably the real hero here:

“Technically it’s his property,” the dispatcher said. “And you have a civil agreement and there’s no crime involved.” The dispatcher also told Hardesty that it is her obligation, not Frost’s, to hail another ride.

The dispatcher should get a medal, and never have to pay for a beer again in their lifetime.

By the way, I loved Jo Ann in Tales from the Crypt.

Defund The Police Businesses

Big business is now in business with the Black Lives Matter terror group. A multitude of businesses and conglomerates have funneled money to BLM in support of the group’s Defund the Police movement.

Dozens of corporations from around the world have collectively donated millions of dollars to left-wing organizations that advocate for defunding America’s police departments, a Daily Caller News Foundation review found.

Companies including Microsoft, Intel and Airbnb have donated to Black Lives Matter Global Network and Color of Change, both of which want to defund police departments across the country.

“Policing is a violent institution that must end,” Color of Change President Rashad Robinson said after the Minneapolis City Council voted to “dismantle” its police department.

You better hope not, Rashad, because who’s going to come to your aid when people start fighting back against your sucker punches? Here’s a partial list of companies who want to defund the police. I tried to mention the businesses you would know.

Cisco announced on June 1 that it was splitting a $5 million donation across four social justice groups, including both Color of Change and Black Lives Matter.

RITZ Crackers announced on June 4 that the company and its sister brands — OREO, Trident and Chips Ahoy! — had donated $500,000 to the NAACP and Black Lives Matter.

Degree pledged $100,000 to Black Lives Matter, the deodorant company announced in a June 1 tweet.

Food delivery service DoorDash donated $500,000 to Black Lives Matter, along with donations to other racial justice groups, the company announced.

Thank you, big business, for showing us your true colors. By siding with Black Lives Matter against the nation’s police, you have made it easy for me to adjust my shopping habits. I have used Degree deodorant for decades, and have used Trident gum for even longer. That changes today. The kids love Oreos, but the ShopRite brand cookies are just as good, and much less expensive.

I don’t patronize anything from Cisco, and DoorDash is a garbage company, so no worries there.

Obviously, I don’t expect anyone else to jump on this bandwagon, but I wanted to remind people big business does not share our values. At all.

Defund Hollywood

Believe me, I am painfully aware you are sick and tired of reading defund the police stories, but this report is more infuriating than most.

Hollywood hates you. I mean, they hate me much more, but despite all the cutesy talk show interviews and their “heartfelt” commercials for charity, these people care only about themselves. They certainly couldn’t give a rat’s ass about your safety.

More than a dozen of the world’s most famous celebrities are financing left-wing organizations that openly seek the defunding of America’s police departments, a Daily Caller News Foundation review found.

Actors, models and singers have donated large sums to left-wing organizations including Color of Change, Black Lives Matter Global Network and the Movement for Black Lives, all of which are open about their desire to defund police departments across the country.

To be brutally honest, I’m going to stop caring about this the second I sign my papers. I’ll coast the last few years, retire, then flee this city so fast it’ll rip your pants.

“Policing is a violent institution that must end. We imagine a country where there is enough money to educate our children, care for our sick and feed those who are financially unstable. Defunding the police allows for this vision,” Color of Change President Rashad Robinson said after the Minneapolis City Council voted to “dismantle” the city’s police department.

To be honest, I couldn’t agree more, Rashad. Remember that the next time you’re a victim of crime. Don’t call us. Call Leonardo DiCaprio, you prick.

Obviously, you folks can spend your money any way you like; that’s the beauty of America. Still, I wanted to highlight the names of these assholes who want to dismantle your police departments…

Jennifer Aniston, Justin Bieber, WWE wrestler John Cena, some whore named Olivia Culpo, Ellen DeGeneres, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lady Gaga, Anna Kendrick, Brad Pitt and a few other people you never heard of.

These no-talent “entertainers” would gladly eliminate your local police departments, because why not? They can afford private security. What the hell do they care if you get robbed or assaulted?

Fuck these people. Seriously.