So Diego the Idiot Detective is a huge Eagles fan – shock, I know – and while we were told we cannot have any days off before Sunday’s Eagles game, this jagoff did so anyway. Diego took off on the 28th, 29th, 30th and 31st. He had court on the 30th so he had to go to court, and afterward he came back – also a shock.
The night before, during the Eagles game, we had just under forty jobs with four detectives, while this prick was sitting in the stands while we were getting slaughtered.
On Monday, he walked in at 11am, and I immediately approached him. “Hey, Norristown has one of your body warrants. I sent the hit confirmation, but you need to call them a.s.a.p. Also, PCIC said you need to lodge a detainer for the offender, and they need it today.”
About a half hour later, I hear him saying he may drive to Norristown to pick up his prisoner. The Red Menace and I both heard him, and we quickly stopped that shite.
“Um, we already have twenty-two jobs so far, and there are three of us here. You aren’t going anywhere, dude. You don’t have court tomorrow, so you can do it then.”
This jerkoff spent the last three days sitting on his fat ass, then has the gall to come to work and try to leave right away? He does this crap all the time. He’ll take a car around noon, and not show back up until 2pm when our shift ends.
I hate this a-hole with every fibre of my being.