Editor’s Note: The following post is chock full of insolence, exultation, and just plain villainy. I make no apologies for my unrepentant glee.
The previous blog was eradicated after a small group of subhumans tried – and failed – to cause havoc in both my personal and professional life. One of the subhumans who reveled in my temporary misery is a “minister” with some phony baloney church he runs out of a Philadelphia recreation center.
The minister is a morbidly obese loudmouth who preaches about love, forgiveness, and all-you-can-eat Chinese buffets. Like most faux Men of the Cloth, Blob Tilton portrays a saintly demeanor around his fluke, er flock, but in private he badmouths people behind their backs.
And yes, this post is different because I never pretended to be a nice guy.
Last April, Judas Feast littered his Twitter account with incoherent ravings concerning the Baltimore riots. Well before any facts of the case were released, this piss-flap was decrying the members of the Baltimore Police Department and claiming the rioters/looters’ qualms were justified. When people challenged him on his rush to judgment, he would hide behind his Bible verses.
I know what you’re thinking: “Wyatt, why are you so handsome, and where is this post going?” Well, thank you; I’ve lost a lot of weight. The point of this post is this guy posted something on Twitter so high-larious that I doubled over in joy.
Apparently the Archbishop of Dingleberry’s wife of seventeen years left him. Not only that, but she also took their four kids. Oh, and did I mention she smuggled the children to the Midwest! Bawahahahaha!
Now before you get a case of the sads, Father Guido Sardouchebag is a close personal friend and neighbor of the scrote who tried to get me fired. Any good work he claims he has done means nothing to me, and I would sooner follow Reverend Jim Ignatowski before this bloated pustule.
Oh, as an added bonus, one of Lardinal Dolan’s daughters was dating the scrote’s son. Maybe she can invite him to the prom in Calumet City. Bawahahahaha!
Cthulhu is figuratively smiting my enemies, and I will build many churches in His honor.