Caption Contest Winners

The Bottoms Up Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Angela Merkel finds out that a “cultural enricher” is moving in next door to her. – William
4. We must thank Merkel for stealing Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s elixir of life. Will Ruth finally retire? – Cathy
3. “Mmm… precious blood.” – Barry D.
2. Upon finishing the sample, the students of the Junior University immediately requested a 15 million Euro grant to begin work on the antidote… – Sully

WINNER! – Globalist Kool-Aid now comes in an easy-to-swallow tube! – J-Dub

Weekend Caption Contest

The Bottoms Up Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, May 20th.

Original Caption: German Chancellor Angela Merkel drinks a dry ice cocktail designed by young students of the Junior University in Wuppertal, Germany. REUTERS/Wolfgang Rattay