Michael was just driving around town when he was pulled over by an eeeeevil police officer. The officer smelled alcohol emanating from Michael’s pores, and decided to break out the breathalyzer.
A Clearwater man who was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence had a blood alcohol level more than five times the legal limit.
FIVE TIMES the legal limit. How is this dude still alive?
According to an affidavit, deputies got a number of 911 calls about Michael Sewell, 42, driving a Nissan erratically in the area of East Lake Road and Eagle Cove Boulevard around 9:50 a.m. on Saturday, Sept. 10.
The deputy who pulled over Sewell noted his breath smelled like alcohol, he was unsteady on his feet and he had glassy and bloodshot eyes. He was unable to perform a field sobriety test.
I mean, sure, he shouldn’t have been driving after that much alcohol, but his hair is… perfect!