When You’ve Lost The Easter Bunny…

An Illinois man who works part time as an Easter Bunny was arrested Thursday after he allegedly assaulted a police officer.

A man who works as the Easter Bunny at St. Clair Square Mall is accused of assaulting a Fairview Heights police officer Thursday night.

Police said the man assaulted the female officer and then ran through the mall around 7:00 p.m. Thursday. When officers caught up with him, they believed he was a threat and tased him to make an arrest.

The man, whose name was not released, was dressed in a bunny costume earlier that day. However, he was not wearing it during the altercation.

Eh, it would have been funnier if the man was still in the bunny suit… and throwing eggs at the officer.

Caption Contest Winners

The Hop On Pop Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. The latest in a growing list of Democrat candidates for the 2020 election tries to confront Pres. Trump face-to-face. – Mike47
4. Dear libtard dems, this is not how you spy on the president. Sincerely, The American People – Cathy
3. So I tell Biden, “if you want to come, you wear the suit!” – Mike AKA Proof
2. “Sweet Melania! You told that stupid batch Ocasio-Cortez it was a costume party didn’t you?!” – William

WINNER! – Finally, Hillary finds a way to get into the White House. It was in a bunny suit, but still… – MelP

Caption Contest Winners

Shrugs Bunny

The Shrugs Bunny Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Five Entries:
5. “President Obama? Is that you in there? Your tango wasn’t THAT bad!” – Proof
4. “It’s ok Bernie…Hillary will take care of everything.” – Kari
3. “Ha, ha, my taxes already paid for enough free stuff for you,” laughed the racist, white Easter bunny.” – Taminator
2. Ranba Ral’s Photoshop.

WINNER! – Yeah, sure kid, those are milk duds on the floor…. Eat up! – Sully