It’s 4:30, Time For Leafing

A naked man was found in Lancaster County (PA) sitting along the side of the road eating grass. I now completely understand why the Amish have isolated themselves from the local population.

A naked man was found along Route 72 in Penn Township eating flowers and grass on Sunday morning.

Police were dispatched to the scene after a call reporting a naked man gardening.

Officers located the man who appeared to be in his mid-thirties, covered in feces and eating grass and leaves. (H/TMis. Hum.)

I mean, I can understand being covered in feces – believe me – but eating leaves, grass, and flowers? Dude, Woodstock ended fifty-one years ago. Lousy naked hippies.