Squaw Speak With Forked Tongue

Doomed Democrat presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren has decided to accept Super PAC money for her campaign, just a year after swearing “I’m not taking a dime of PAC money in this campaign.”

There’s a reason the nickname Lieawatha is fitting.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren, who vowed when she announced her White House bid in 2019 not to take “a dime of PAC money in this campaign,” refused Thursday to disavow a super PAC raising money to support her candidacy.

“Do you want the super PAC supporting you to stand down?” a reporter asked Warren outside of a campaign stop in Nevada. The super PAC in question, Persist PAC, formed this week to support the Massachusetts Democrat.

“So look, the first day I got in this race over a year ago, I said I hope every presidential candidate that comes in will agree, no super PACs for any of us,” Warren replied.

That’s because every Democrat politician is a hypocrite who gladly takes Super PAC money in one hand, while decrying it in the other.

Warren defended her about-face on super PAC money in terms of gender and told reporters that she and Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota were the only Democratic presidential candidates who did not have super political action committees supporting their campaigns.

So now it’s down to Klobuchar, who’s above Warren in the polls. My problem with Warren is not that she lies every time she opens her mouth. My problem with Warren is she always pulls out the gender card when she’s caught lying.

Caption Contest Winners

The Grumpy Old Hens Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Sanders: For the last time, paper beats rock! – Barry D.
4. “Liz…..I promise…..once I’ve invoked the power of Stalin to drive out your demons…..you will be free to drop out of this race!” – Dalek
3. Go pound sand, Pocahontas! – Ronni
2. “Beg all you want. You are NOT going to be the nominee!” – William

WINNER! – Did you get those smallpox tainted blankets I sent you for Christmas Lizzy…? – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

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Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, January 20th.

Original Caption: Elizabeth Warren speaks with Bernie Sanders after the seventh Democratic 2020 presidential debate at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton

Photoshop Entries:

Sully

Medicare For All, Jobs For None

Elizabeth Warren – Democratic front-runner, educator, and Indian chief – admitted her brilliant Medicare For All plan would result in at least two million lost jobs. But hey, you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few maize, amirite?

Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren admitted Wednesday that Medicare for All could result in two million lost jobs.

In an interview with New Hampshire Public Radio, the Democratic presidential contender said she concurs with a study from the University of Massachusetts-Amherst that said socialized medicine would probably have a devastating impact on the those working in the current private health care industry.

Warren called that “part of the cost issue.”

“So, I agree. I think this is part of the cost issue and should be part of a cost plan,” Warren told Public Radio.

I mean, in fairness, isn’t America weary of a booming economy and record unemployment? Deep down, in our heart of hearts, we are yearning for four more years of Obamanomics.

Lie-awatha Deletes Tweet About Ancestry

Presidential candidate, cultural appropriator, and pathological liar Elizabeth Warren has deleted a year-old tweet which claimed she was 1/2024th Native American.

Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren deleted a year-old tweet bragging about her Native American DNA.

“My family (including Fox News-watchers) sat together and talked about what they think of [President Donald Trump’s] attacks on our heritage,” Warren tweeted at the time. “And yes, a famous geneticist analyzed my DNA and concluded that it contains Native American ancestry.”

I love how in Warren’s cloud cuckoo mind, this is all Trump’s fault. The woman is deranged.

Warren’s DNA test and subsequent tweet was widely mocked after it revealed that her DNA included between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American ancestry. Warren later apologized for using claims of Native American ancestry throughout her career in academia, and scrubbed her website of the DNA test results.

However, the tweet bragging about the test remained up until Wednesday morning, the day after its one year anniversary.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with Warren’s ascendance to Democratic presidential front-runner. Nope, just a co-inky-dink.

Remember Lizzie, it’s not a lie if you believe it. Also remember, the internet is forever.

Elizabeth Warren Embraces Reparations

Presidential candidate Elizabeth “Lie-awatha” Warren realizes she has no chance at securing the Democratic nomination, so she must go further left than the red socialists in her party. Now in panic mode, Warren is promising reparations for gays and lesbians.

Democratic Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren has added “gay and lesbian couples” to the growing list of groups for whom she would support reparations.

Citing a tax code that was “discriminatory” against non-heterosexual married couples, Warren tweeted Saturday, “It wasn’t until marriage equality became law that gay & lesbian couples could jointly file tax returns—so they paid more in taxes. Our government owes them more than $50M for the years our discriminatory tax code left them out. We must right these wrongs.”

Funny, since NBC News, not exactly a conservative outfit, is claiming Chief Grand Cherokee’s reparations will cost American taxpayers upwards of $57 million.

Warren’s Refund Equality Act, introduced June 20, would retroactively apply “married-filing jointly” status — along with refunding the amount overpaid — to same sex couples who were married in states where such unions were recognized prior to the federal government doing so in 2013.

“Everybody was Kung Fu pandering…” Like every leftist presidential candidate, Warren doesn’t care about the costs, because those pesky rich people will foot the bill. Lizzie is worth nearly $9 million, but she’s won’t have to pay. No, it’s those evil, crooked rich people, who use their money to create things and hire employees. Those guys are the ones who are going to part with their money, dontchaknow?

Bluster’s Last Stand

Marginal Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren – aka Jeep Grand Cherokee – has refused to participate in a town hall event hosted by Fox News, claiming the network is filled with “racism, bigotry, and hatred.”

Democratic Massachusetts Sen. and presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren announced she is declining to participate in a Fox News town hall. Her decision comes as House Democrats have been encouraging their party to go on the cable news network.

This is a wonderful decision by Dances With Beer. Fox News routinely conquers the ratings game, and someone who has zero chance of being president does not deserve that kind of publicity.

“Fox News is a hate-for-profit racket that gives a megaphone to racists and conspiracists — it’s designed to turn us against each other, risking life and death consequences, to provide cover for the corruption that’s rotting our government and hollowing out our middle class,” she wrote in a series of tweets.

Chief Sitting Bulls**tter is simply throwing out the usual Democratic pejoratives. Everyone who does not agree with her is sexist, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic Islamophobic, racist and bigoted. The act is as tired as her campaign.

“Fox News balances a mix of bigotry, racism, and outright lies with enough legit journalism to make the claim to advertisers that it’s a reputable news outlet. It’s all about dragging in ad money — big ad money,” Warren added. “But Fox News is struggling as more and more advertisers pull out of their hate-filled space. A Democratic town hall gives the Fox News sales team a way to tell potential sponsors it’s safe to buy ads on Fox—no harm to their brand or reputation.”

Imagine the gall of someone who lied about her heritage – as a springboard to a lucrative teaching position – suddenly accusing an entire news network of putting out falsehoods. The hypocrisy doesn’t look well on you, Lizzie.

Caption Contest Winners

The A Fistful Of Hollers Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Red Power!” – TXNick
4. I am 1/5,932% oppressed!!!! – Sully
3. Let’s all go on the warpath! – Mike47
2. Seig Me!! – William

WINNER! – Having been exposed as not being Native American, Elizabeth Warren regales the Airport Workers Union with the tale of how she raised the “Black Power” salute at the 1968 Olympics. – J-Dub

Weekend Caption Contest

A Fistful Of Hollers Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 25th.

Original Caption: Potential 2020 Democratic presidential candidate and U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) speaks about federal government employees working without pay and workers trying to unionize at Logan Airport in Boston, Massachusetts, U.S., January 21, 2019. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

Elizabeth Warren Is A Despicable Human

I apologize for this headline; I should have never compared the disgusting Senator from Massachusetts to actual humans. The Indian In Name Only was asked about murdered Iowan Mollie Tibbetts, and responding with sympathy… for illegal immigrants.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren is sorry that a 20-year-old Iowa student is dead and that a reported illegal alien has been charged in the killing, but the Massachusetts Democrat wants to stay focused on the “real problems.”

This isn’t a paraphrase of something she said Wednesday on CNN. This is her actual response to a question about reports that law enforcement agents have charged Cristhian Bahena Rivera, 24, in the disappearance and murder of Mollie Tibbetts.

“I’m so sorry for the family here, and I know this is hard, not only for the family, but for the people in her community, the people throughout Iowa,” Warren told CNN’s John Berman. “But one of the things we have to remember is: We need an immigration system that is effective. That focuses on where real problems are.”

Yes, the “real problems” are illegal immigrants being separated from their babies, and not legal Americans being separated from their lives. You, Senator Warren, and a festering pile of refuse.