Was The Tour De France Not On?

So, a 75-year old nudist was arrested for allegedly shooting a 46-year old man who was not following the rules of a nude beach. Apparently, this dude was the beach’s Karine.

A 75-year-old nudist is in custody after allegedly killing a 46-year-old man on a nudist beach on a lake near Lyon, France over the weekend, according to French press reports. The victim had reportedly fondled his erection while deliberately staring at a female nudist when an argument broke out between the men.

The shooter then took his registered hunting pistol from his beach bag and shot the younger man, police say. “There was an altercation between a man and a woman, and another individual got involved,” the public prosecutor of Bourg-en-Bresse, Christophe Rode, told French television.

Okay, now maybe it’s just me, but if you’re a guy sitting on a nude beach while fabulous babes – French babes – are walking past you, it’s rather difficult to keep yourself, um, composed. I mean, you don’t wake up the Jolly Roger in front of others, but I don’t think this was an incident that needed a killin’.

Onlookers reported that the victim—who was not apparently a regular on the nudist beach—had been a nuisance earlier in the morning when he masturbated into the water in front of sunbathers. Witnesses instead said the shooter was a long-time naturist who often discouraged bad behavior on the beach.

To quote George Costanza, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.”