If You Like Your Inflation, You Can Keep It

If you were hoping the skyrocketing inflation would subside, you may want to start scouring the streets for dimes, nickels, and pennies.

Inflation reaccelerated in May, rising at the highest level seen in four decades, dashing hopes that the number had hit its peak, according to data released by the federal government Friday.

The consumer price index, or CPI, stood at 8.6% year over year in May, a significant increase from 8.3% the month prior, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. That is the largest 12-month increase since the period ending December 1981.

On a monthly basis, the consumer price index rose 1% in May, far outpacing the 0.3% rise seen in April, according to the bureau.

I’ve read a few articles from serious economists claiming the whirlwind is coming, and it’s not going to be pretty. Many of them are assuring a recession, and some are claiming we’ll see another depression. I’ve also heard the inflation may last years, and not months, and the Biden administration is doing little to nothing to stop the bleeding.

Thanks Joe Biden!

Remember back in August 2021 when F**k Joe Biden pulled out our service members from Afghanistan? Remember when he left approximately 9,000 Americans and Afghan translators in country as people were holding on to planes and falling to their deaths?

Despite all that idiocy, there is some good news. Afghanistan has welcomed Al-Qaeda back into their fold.

The Islamic terrorist group Al-Qaeda is now reportedly operating with “increased freedom of movement” inside of Taliban-ruled Afghanistan following Democrat President Joe Biden’s disastrous pullout from the country last summer, which resulted in the deaths of numerous U.S. Military personnel.

The revelation was made in a new report dated late last month from U.N. experts to the U.N. Security Council.

Food shortages, skyrocketing gas prices, and now the promise of more terrorism.

The report also states that two other major Islamic terrorist groups are alive and well inside Afghanistan, including ISIS-K, which “has financial resources and has grown in strength through prison releases and new recruitments.” The report also mentions the Haqqani Network as the “most successful” in gaining favor with the Taliban and the most “influential” of the different terrorist groups.

I don’t know about you, but ISIS-K is definitely more delicious than Special K.

Now, I’m not a smart man by any means, but it is inconceivable to me that one president can cause so much carnage in a year and a half. F. Joe Biden has done his level best to ruin this country, and he couldn’t care less. And why would he; it’s not like this affects him or his family.

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The And All I Got Was This Lousy Pen Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Meanwhile, Joe was overheard muttering to an aide: that’s not what I wanted her to hold in her hand! – MelP
4. What the hell is this thing? Where do you put the crack? – Gary Moore
3. “She slowly caressed his leg hair while he leaned down and sniffed the child’s head, as he had done so many times before…” -From the Joe Biden autobiography – Sully
2. “Congratulations! Your HateTheWorld operating system is now installed and ready to use! Click HERE for a user-friendly tutorial on how to hate everything or just explore on your own!” – JBSPRY

WINNER! – Touch me again PedoJoe and this pen goes up your ass. – RudyTBone

It’s Official: F. Joe Biden Has Lost His Mind

F**k Joe Biden read a prepared statement Friday, and during his rambling nonsensical rantings, Biden claimed Americans feel financially comfortable since he took office. I’m sorry, wut?

This afternoon, President Joe Biden said in a prepared statement that “since he took office… more Americans feel financially comfortable.”

That’s not even remotely correct, but what else would you expect from a serial liar?

Biden’s claim was part of his speech on the May jobs report where he further said families have less debt and that their savings are up. These remarks are in light of record-high inflation.

According to CNBC American consumers ended last year with an accumulative 15.6 trillion dollars of debt, which they described as a “record-breaking increase.” In today’s remarks, Biden did not clarify the metric he used to qualify his claim.

Biden didn’t clarify the metric, because he doesn’t know what a metric is. Maybe you guys are swimming in cash, but I can assure you, my family is not. Gas prices have skyrocketed, food prices are astronomically high – if you can even find certain foods – and don’t even try purchasing items online.

But yeah, F. Joe Biden thinks everything’s Jake. /eyeroll

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And All I Got Was This Lousy Pen
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Original Caption: George Floyd’s daughter Gianna Floyd sits at the presidential desk holding up one of the president’s pens as U.S. President Joe Biden talks to the crowd after Biden signed an executive order to reform federal and local policing on the second anniversary of the death of her father George Floyd in Minneapolis police custody, in the East Room of the White House in Washington, May 25. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Buy Yourself A Bicycle

You may want to sit down, because this story may be shocking to you. Our illegitimate president, F. Joe Biden, is now presiding over a new high for American gas prices.

The average price of gas in the United States rose to a new high on Tuesday of $4.37 a gallon, according to AAA.

The record high represents a 17-cent spike since last week and comes just two months after prices climbed in March to the previous high of $4.33 per gallon. The spike also comes despite efforts from the Biden administration to reduce pain at the pump, including calling on oil and gas producers to ramp up production and ordering the release of millions of barrels of oil from the U.S. emergency stockpile.

Man, if only we had a gas pipeline which could run through North America, the United States would be energy independ-. Oh, never mind.

Energy prices overall have risen by about a third over the past year, contributing to the soaring inflation that has dented President Joe Biden’s approval ratings and undercut support for his agenda.

The only bright side of this debacle is that F. Joe Biden in hemorrhaging voters from both sides of the aisle. Sure, our 401k is collapsing, and we’re paying $5 a gallon at the pump, but at least Biden and the Democrats will see a resounding defeat in November.

F. Joe Biden

This story is almost a week old, but I only heard about it the other day, so I wanted to comment on the issue. Shortly after the leak of the possible overturn of Roe vs. Wade, F. Joe Biden said something stupid again, claiming “the MAGA crowd” was the most extreme political organization in American history.”

We have zero desire to obsess about this prez’s malarkey as much as liberal outlets did over the last guy, but he’s sure making it hard. The latest from President Joe Biden: “This MAGA crowd is really the most extreme political organization that’s existed in American history. Recent American history.”

Not the Ku Klux Klan, not the Weather Underground, but Trump supporters. Imagine condemning half the country because they do not share F. Joe Biden’s views.

For starters, the leaked draft opinion takes great pains to explain why Roe is unique, its reversal is no reason to expect a similar undoing of the gay-marriage ruling and other expansions of Americans’ constitutional rights.

Second, Biden conveniently forgets (or, who knows with him, maybe he really doesn’t recall) that he himself was anti-Roe for at least a decade. “I don’t like the Supreme Court decision on abortion. I think it went too far,” he told the Washingtonian in 1974. In ’82, he backed a constitutional amendment to undo the decision and let states decide, as the draft ruling prescribes.

Third, how is MAGA anti-gay, when Donald Trump not only literally waved the rainbow flag at the Republican National Convention but as president appointed the highest-ever openly gay official, Richard Grenell?

Let’s be honest; every single Democrat president in my lifetime has hated Republicans to the core, but few of them came right out and admitted it. This dementia-addled moron hates half the country, and he has no problem saying so.

This illegitimate POTUS will go down in history as one of the worst presidents in American history.

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Original Caption: U.S. President Joe Biden cheers with team members during the welcome of Team USA at the White House to celebrate their participation and success at the Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympic and Paralympic Games and Beijing 2022 Winter Olympic and Paralympic Games, in Washington. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein