Tag: F. Joe Biden

Inflation Rose “Unexpectedly” In April

This may come as a shock to you, but believe it or not, inflation rose yet again at the end of April. So, if you aren’t already pinching pennies, you may want to start doing so, because everything just got more expensive.

The Federal Reserve’s preferred inflation gauge unexpectedly climbed in April, leading to concerns that the U.S. central bank could raise interest rates for the 11th straight month in June.

In April, the annual personal consumption expenditure (PCE) price index rose to 4.4 percent, up from 4.2 percent, according to the Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA). On a month-over-month basis, the headline PCE price index rose 0.4 percent, up from 0.1 percent in the previous month.

I love how the Federal Reserve always states “unexpectedly” with a Democrat, but rarely, if ever, for a Republican. I wonder why that is?

The core PCE, which excludes the volatile food and energy components, edged up to 4.7 percent year-over-year, up from 4.6 percent. This was also above the consensus estimate of 4.6 percent. Core PCE also increased by 0.4 percent from March to April, up from 0.3 percent.

Oh yeah, food prices are also rising, so maybe we should take the left’s idea and start eating bugs.

The Dumbest President In U.S. History

“President” F. Joe Biden showed up at Howard University Saturday and made one of his brilliant speeches to the graduating class. F. Joe Biden told he graduates that the greatest threat to the United States is “white supremacy.”

Yes, this jerkoff actually said that.

President Joe Biden ginned up racial tensions at the graduation ceremony for Howard University on Saturday, claiming that America’s greatest threat comes in the form of “white supremacy.”

Biden gave the commencement address for the historically black college and university (HBCU) at Capital One Arena in Washington, D.C. In the speech, the president took a pessimistic view of America’s fight against racism, claiming that it is “a battle that’s never really over.”

Funny, because I remember when he was telling everyone, “In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” Sounds kinda racist if you ask me.

Then, Biden told graduates to be on guard for what he views as the greatest threat to our nation.

“The most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy,” Biden told the crowd who responded with applause. “And I’m not saying this because I’m at a Black HBCU. I say it wherever I go.”

Hmm, I wonder if he told some of the graduates who voted for the GOP that “you ain’t black?”

Biden Goes To Beach During Border Crisis

“President*” F. Joe Biden has decided he is going to his beach house in Delaware for the weekend. The most corrupt president in American history decided to take the weekend off as the largest illegal immigrant invasion ever was playing out on our southern border.

President Joe Biden will reportedly spend his weekend at his beach home in Delaware — which is guarded by a taxpayer-funded wall — after forcing immigration officials to work on weekends to deal with the illegal immigration crisis that his policies have caused.

“Border Patrol reports a record setting 83,000 migrants crossed our border illegally this week alone. Just to put that number in perspective for you, that is equivalent to a full capacity Dallas Cowboys football stadium crossing our border in a single week,” Fox News correspondent Bill Melugin reported.

83,000 illegals entered the country, and no one knows who these people are. They could be drug runners, cartel members, terrorists, and no one in the Biden administration gives a damn.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said during Friday’s press conference that the 80-year-old president will enjoy a leisurely weekend at his beach home.

Biden laughed at the media on Friday as his staff shouted over reporters who were trying to ask him questions about the catastrophe he created on the southern border.

You can see this doddering jackass laughing while the press tries to ask him questions. He’s just sitting there, giggling like a child.

Thanks to The Pirate’s Cove for the generous link!

President Moron Is Still A Moron

F. Joe Biden lost to the teleprompter – again – Monday while screening some godawful Disney film called “American Born Chinese.” Funny how China is always on Biden’s mind. I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, all that money they give him.

Joe Biden had his latest teleprompter flub on Monday during a White House screening for the upcoming Disney show “American Born Chinese.”

“I honored a group of trailblazing artists with National Medals of Arts and Humanities.The group included groundbreaking Asian Americans like Vera Wang and Joan Shingan…” Biden began to say, as he realized he had no idea how to pronounce producer Joan Shigekawa’s name.

Honestly, I’m surprised he got “Joan” right. Someone give him a cookie.

“Excuse me, I need to make sure I’m pronouncing that right. Shana…kuh…kowala. I think I pronounced that right.” He then joked “she can call me Joe Bidden.”

Can she just call you asshole, Joe? If the shoe fits…

You can see the moron flubbing his lines at the link.

Caption Contest Winners

The Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I have a puppy in my van, would you like to play with it? – Art
4. If you don’t get your hand off my leg, I’m going to kick you where it will hurt!! – Ronni
3. The predator locked his gaze on his latest victim. Nothing will break his stare or his attacks. He will use all his power and his long practiced wiles to separate her from her family unit. He will claim another victim, or his name is not Joseph Robin-uh, Robineee, Ruh, you know the thing! – RD
2. You’re only as old as who you feel! – RudyTBone

WINNER! – Phillip

Dumbass Joe Makes An Ass Of Himself Again

I’m not sure if you have seen this yet, but did you know the Republican Party hates the Border Patrol and they want to slash funding? I didn’t believe it, either, but F**k Joe Biden sent out a tweet claiming exactly that.

Sunday was no different as he—or should I say some of his staffers who think they’re being sharp-witted—blasted out a tweet that was so ludicrous that the Bumbler in Chief was quickly ratioed into next month.

If there’s anything that sums up Biden’s failed administration, it’s his maladministration at the southern border, where millions of illegals have slipped through unfettered under his watch, hundreds upon hundreds are dying, and the deadly drug fentanyl is smuggled into our county in unprecedented quantities.

This from an obvious Biden staffer – Biden cannot spell Twitter, let alone post there – and it’s hilarious.

“MAGA House Republican proposals would slash funding for border security – a move that could allow nearly 900 pounds of fentanyl into our country.

We need more resources to secure the border. Not less.”

In 2022, Biden sent border funds for Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Tunisia, Oman, Libya, Nepal, and Pakistan. Oh, also some for Ukraine, obviously. You know how much money he gave to the Border Patrol? Zero.

It’s almost mind-blowing, just how tone-deaf this post is. He has failed so miserably during his self-created border crisis that as I’ve written one can only come to the logical conclusion that he wants it this way. And yet he thinks by somehow laughably attempting to blame this on the GOP that voters will just forget his pathetic performance.

In case you haven’t heard, the GOP also wants abortion on demand, murderers to go free, believes trannys can give birth, and thinks Obama is the greatest president evah.

Biden To Shut Down Another Mine

F. Joe Biden, the worst, most corrupt president in American history, has decided he is going to close another mine and continue his policies which will destroy the American economy.

The Biden administration moved closer to implementing a 20-year ban on mining in a South Dakota forest area due to its proximity to cultural and natural resources.

In a joint announcement Friday, the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) and Forest Service said they would consider a 20-year withdrawal of 20,574 acres located in the Black Hills National Forest near the Pactola Reservoir and Rapid Creek Watershed. The proposed action prohibits new mining claims and the issuance of new federal mineral leases for two years while the agencies review the proposal.

Hmm, I wonder where he’s going to get the minerals for all out electric vehicles? Never mind, he never had a plan for that, and will do nothing about it. Biden is a prick, and always will be.

“Whether it’s northern Minnesota, southern Arizona, Alaska, or now South Dakota, these sorts of land restrictions from the anti-mining Biden Administration hamstring domestic development of minerals we need for national defense, energy technology, and everyday life,” Rep. Pete Stauber, R-Minn., the chairman of the House Natural Resources Energy and Mineral Subcommittee, told Fox News Digital.

“We need to be using our resources we have here with our workforce, not taking them offline,” he continued.

In fairness, this is the easiest way for China to invade America, which is absolutely what Biden wants. I mean, sure, we’ll freeze every fall and winter, but hey, Biden will be rolling around in a Monopoly Guy money pile

Well, Better Learn How To Make A Fire

This may come as a shock to you, but “President*” Joe Biden lied to you yet again. You may remember this POS claiming he wanted to ban all gas stoves, and shortly thereafter the left and the media said this was a conspiracy theory. It is not.

The Department of Energy is conducting this gas stove grab through a rule that would impose extreme energy performance standards on residential cooktops. The department’s proposed rule sets requirements for gas cooktops at the maximum technologically feasible or “max-tech” level. Based on the Department of Energy’s own analysis, gas cooktops at the max-tech level represent just 4% of current market share and exclude all conventional free-stand ranges.

Any rule that causes 96% of the products available today to be eliminated from the market is an extreme regulation. In fact, it is essentially an outright ban on gas stoves.

Don’t worry, though, this piece of shit will have gas stoves in every one of his homes.

With this latest rush-to-green policy, the Department of Energy has also failed to take consumer preference into consideration when it comes to gas stove design. To accommodate the DOE’s proposed standards, manufacturers are going to have to make dramatic design changes that result in smaller burners and longer cooking times, as well as smaller grates that could be less stable. Consumers in the kitchen are unlikely to approve of these changes.

Comically, Biden’s Department of Energy is justifying this proposed requirement based on estimated savings to the consumer for gas cooktops of $21.89 over the next 14.5 years, which equates to a savings of just $1.50 per year. People are not willing to trade such substantially decreased functionality and features for minuscule savings.

The president* is doing his level best to turn America into a third-world country. The problem he is only destroying the people he despises – regular Americans, “fly-over country,” and conservatives. The elites and the good leftists will not be affected at all.

Biden is legitimately the worst president in American history.

Biden Claims He Will Go To East Palestine

Good news, everyone! The “president*” of the United States has announced he will visit East Palestine, Ohio, the site of the train derailment. F. Joe Biden stated he will see the destruction “at some point.”

President Joe Biden on Thursday announced that he will eventually visit the site of a major train derailment that saw toxic materials leak from the railcars and forced the evacuation of an Ohio town.

“I’ve spoken with every official in Ohio, Democrat and Republican, on a continuing basis, as in Pennsylvania,” Biden said, per The Hill. “We will be implementing an awful lot through the legislation here, and I will be out there at some point.”

You all know what that means, right? It means he is never going to Ohio. Not now, not ever.

Authorities evacuated the town of East Palestine, Ohio, in early February after a Norfolk Southern train derailed in the area. To prevent an explosion, they subsequently conducted a controlled release of the toxic materials.

The incident directed considerable scrutiny toward the Biden administration, in particular Department of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, for the seemingly sluggish response to the incident.

Pete Buttplug spent a few hours at the derailment, wearing a ridiculous hardhat and a smock that made him look like he was working in an arts and crafts store.

In my opinion, Biden won’t go there because 1. he hates the people of Ohio, 2. he wants no part of the toxic waste dump that is flowing through East Palestine, and 3. he would rather be eating ice cream.

While James Buchanan and John Tyler were terrible presidents, I still think F. Joe Biden is still in the running as the worst president in American History.