F. Joe Biden Lies Yet Again

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The illegitimate president traveled to Puerto Rico to survey the damage caused by Hurricane Fiona, and while he was there, he spread more hilariously ridiculous lies about his exploits in Delaware.

Two weeks after Hurricane Fiona, Joe Biden headed to Puerto Rico to survey the damage and pledge $60 million in federal relief for the U.S. territory that’s home to 3.2 million people.

The funding will be used to strengthen flood walls, repair levees, and create a floor warning system. An estimated 109,000 homes and businesses are still out of power.

Let’s hope this demented mushbrain will do the same for Florida.

Speaking to an audience during his visit, Biden bizarrely attempted to pander by claiming that he was raised by the Puerto Rican community in Delaware. “We have a very, in relative terms, a large Puerto Rican population in Delaware relative to our population. We have the eighth largest black population of the country and between all minorities we have 20% of our state [that] is minority. And so I — I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically. And so, we — and we came here for a long time, both for business and pleasure, since you’re part of the Third Circuit Court of Appeals and Delaware is as well.”

This may come as a shock to you, but Biden is lying about being raised by the Puerto Rican community, and he’s lying about the Third Circuit Court of Appeals.

Like many of Biden’s seemingly random claims, this too is likely false. Delaware doesn’t have the same demographics today as it did when Biden was growing up. According to the 1970 U.S. Census, only 2,154 Puerto Ricans lived in Delaware that year, which accounted for only 0.39% of the state’s population at the time.

We do know for sure that Biden did not go to Puerto Rico as a lawyer working in the Third Circuit, because Puerto Rico falls under the jurisdiction of the First Circuit, and has since 1915.

Bill Clinton was an amazing liar, and I almost respected how well he lied to literally everyone.

I could probably ignore Biden’s lies if he was a good liar, but he’s not. Dementia Joe isn’t as bad a liar as Karine Jean-Pierre, but he’s close. The problem here is no one calls Biden out on his never-ending lies. He just gets away with it, every single time.

Kid, Your Cookies Aren’t That Good

Thanks to F**k Joe Biden, inflation is still skyrocketing, and it is now affecting the Girl Scouts.

Thanks the the miserable economy – destroyed by this Democrat administration – Girl Scout Cookies are now priced as high as six dollars a box.

Fortunately the Girl Scouts aren’t going anywhere, and neither are their cookies. But for their financial woes, the Girl Scouts expect you to pay. A draft of an FAQ document distributed to the community states that the majority of the West Coast Girl Scout councils are raising prices for “core Girl Scout cookie varieties” from $5 to $6 a package.

Yeah, I’m a big fan of Thin Mints, but six dollars? Get outta here!

It has been five years since the council last raised the price on cookies. Local San Diego news reported in July on a potential price increase, and that it has been eight years since the cost of cookies has risen in that region.

It seems that families in other regions of the country are receiving a similar message. Girl Scouts of Louisiana-Pines to the Gulf notified the community last year that it was increasing its prices from $4 to $5 for core cookies in the 2022 cookie season.

No offense, but I’m not paying $6 for a box of cookies. Hell, in my division, the guy who runs the snacks raised a small pack of chips from 50 cents to a dollar. A dollar for about twelve chips? Nope.

Caption Contest Winners

The Someone Pooped My Pants Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. *Failure in Speech Subroutine*
*Enter Safe Mode*
*Reboot Biden V.32.51A*
*Enter Teleprompter Mode at Line 45* – RD
4. Who took my accordion? – RudyTBone
3. I tell you my word as a Biden, Michelle’s was this long. – Gary Moore
2. The worst part about this one?
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The leader of the free world!
Recipient of 87,000,000 votes (actual results may vary). – Veeshir

WINNER! – And poof, just like that, Jeff Dunham walked off stage & left Walter all alone. – MelP

Pedo Removes Protections For Students

The Biden administration has eliminated protections for college students who are accused of sexual assault. The new rules will eliminate due process for male students, and if investigators believe the student is more than 50% guilty, the student will be convicted.

America has become a third-world country. You can deny it, but it’s an absolute fact.

[T]here’s also a new rule governing sexual assault in colleges and universities. Donald Trump’s secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, wrote new rules that overturned the draconian, un-American rules on sexual assault that first came out under Barack Obama that denied the accused any semblance of due process and put a thumb on the scale that virtually guaranteed that a male student would be considered guilty.

DeVos changed that. But now, Biden has reversed the DeVos rules and returned colleges to a standard that denies young men due process and makes it a simple matter to dismiss a student without even a fair hearing.

The irony here is the Pedo President constantly gropes women, sniffs little girls’ hair, and walks around the White House naked in front of female Secret Service agents.

The Biden administration regulations also require schools to apply a “preponderance of the evidence” standard when investigating complaints. Under that standard, investigators must find an accused student guilty if they conclude it is more than 50 percent likely that the allegations are true. Under the DeVos regulations, by contrast, universities needed “clear and convincing evidence” to punish an accused student.

Under the new regulations, Title IX investigators can deny students access to the evidence against them. They are required only to give accused students a “description of the relevant evidence.” That description can be given “orally,” meaning accused students are not entitled to review testimony, transcripts, or other records used to determine their guilt. The new rules also allow schools to deny accused students a live hearing and the opportunity to question their accusers.

The bottom line is if you are male in college, you have no rights against your accuser, and if an investigator believes you are more than 50% guilty, you will be expelled from school and likely charged.

America isn’t America anymore. The sooner you realize it, the better.

Joe Biden Declares War On Conservatives

U.S. President Joe Biden delivers remarks on what he calls the “continued battle for the Soul of the Nation” in front of Independence Hall at Independence National Historical Park, Philadelphia. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
Well, while we knew this was coming, I was surprised it happened so soon. The illegitimate president – a man who “won” the presidency thanks to rampant fraud – has labeled Trump supporters “extremists” and “a threat to this country.”

In his remarks Thursday night, the Democrat urged voters to “do our duty in 2022” and “vote, vote, vote” to “protect” democracy in the upcoming November midterm elections, which he painted as a pivotal and determining moment in America’s history.

We’re officially outlaws now, and I’m fucking fine with that. Call me whatever name you’d like, you dementia-addled piece of garbage. You cheated yourself into the presidency, and you will be remembered as the most useless, divisive “president” in American history.

Biden’s appearance was promoted as an official, taxpayer-funded event, and the White House claimed it was not a political speech. His speech was held near Philadelphia’s Independence Hall in Pennsylvania, which was where the U.S. Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were adopted.

“It was not a political speech.” I guess the White House staff are unfamiliar with the term “a political speech,” because word salad was nothing but politics and threats against American citizens.

“Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic,” Biden charged from behind bullet-proof glass. MAGA stands for “Make America Great Again,” Trump’s slogan in his successful 2016 presidential campaign.

“There is no question that the Republican Party today is dominated, driven, and intimidated by Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans, and that is a threat to this country,” the Democrat said.

Remember, this lying piece of garbage claimed he knew nothing about the Mar-A-Lago raid.

He accused Trump and “MAGA Republicans” of being committed to “destroying American democracy,” and called upon Democrats, independents, and what he called “mainstream Republicans” to “confront extremists” and be stronger than the MAGA group.

Prepare yourselves for more of this, because it’s coming. We will be discriminated against for our political beliefs, we’ll be banned from social media, and will be audited by the new 87,000 IRS agents. Biden and his Gestapo thugs will stop at nothing to convert us or eliminate us from polite society.

There’s a reason Biden gave this speech on September 1st. It was the day Adolf Hitler invaded Poland.

America Is Now A Banana Republic

According to recently revealed government documents, F. Joe Biden – the most corrupt president in American history – was behind the Mar-A-Lago raid, and was well aware of what was happening.

Long before it professed no prior knowledge of the raid on Donald Trump’s estate, the Biden White House worked directly with the Justice Department and National Archives to instigate the criminal probe into alleged mishandling of documents, allowing the FBI to review evidence retrieved from Mar-a-Lago this spring and eliminating the 45th president’s claims to executive privilege, according to contemporaneous government documents reviewed by Just the News.

F. Joe Biden not only knew what was happening, but this prick was also pulling the strings to get the FBI and DOJ to raid President Trump’s residence. If Biden can do this to a former president, imagine what he can do to you and your family.

The memos show then-White House Deputy Counsel Jonathan Su was engaged in conversations with the FBI, DOJ and National Archives as early as April, shortly after 15 boxes of classified and other materials were voluntarily returned to the federal historical agency from Trump’s Florida home.

By May, Su conveyed to the Archives that President Joe Biden would not object to waiving his predecessor’s claims to executive privilege, a decision that opened the door for DOJ to get a grand jury to issue a subpoena compelling Trump to turn over any remaining materials he possessed from his presidency.

This motherf**ker waived President Trump’s executive privilege, so he could send the SS and the Gestapo to Mar-A-Lago. Believe me when I tell you, the raid was a fishing expedition to find anything and everything to keep Trump from running in 2024.

A lot of conservative pundits are reminding people “what time it is.” By that they mean this isn’t the America we grew up in. The country has been overtaken by corrupt politicians, Stasi law enforcement, and a president who is purposefully looking to smite his enemies.

I, for the most part, despise the GOP, but considering the alternative, I think it’s wise to vote in the midterms and in 2024.

¿Dónde Está Su País?

The fact the illegitimate “president” has opened the flood gates of our southern border is no surprise, but it may surprise you how many illegals have seeped into our country in F. Joe Biden’s eighteen months in power.

Nearly 5 million illegal immigrants have crossed U.S. borders in the 18 months since President Joe Biden took office, according to a new report.

A total of 4.9 million illegal aliens, including some 900,000 “gotaways” who evaded apprehension and have since disappeared into American communities, have entered the country by the end of July, the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR) said in a statement on Aug. 16.

Five million illegals – undoubtedly including criminals, cartel members and terrorists – are now roaming the country and are not being tracked. It might be time to bone up on your Spanish.

“Roughly the equivalent of the entire population of Ireland has illegally entered the United States in the 18 months President Biden has been in office, with many being released into American communities,” FAIR President Dan Stein said in the press release.

The problem is the Biden administration wants these illegals to be the “replacement voters” to pick up the slack for African-Americans and Latinos who have soured on the Democrats.

So if Biden’s open borders policy continues apace, we’re looking at 13 million illegals by 2024. Now, I’m a big fan of Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis’ plans to ship these illegals to blue cities, but they aren’t all going to New York City. In a few years, America won’t be America anymore.

A Grim Anniversary For America

Yesterday marked one year since the illegitimate president made a hasty retreat out of Afghanistan. An ill-advised maneuver which left thousands of Americans and Afghanistan allies stranded in a country taken over by the Taliban.

Marine veteran Chad Robichaux, who was on the ground helping to evacuate American citizens and U.S. allies, joined “Fox & Friends First” Monday to recall what many critics call Biden’s “botched” withdrawal after U.S. forces left the Taliban-controlled nation.

Robichaux, who served eight tours in Afghanistan, is a co-founder of “Save Our Allies,” an organization dedicated to rescuing Americans trapped behind enemy lines.

Lest we forget, thirteen military personnel were also killed after an IED exploded at the Kabul Airport.

“The State Department did announce on July 18th a number that indicated how many of our allies were there,” Robichauz said. “So the applicants, which are our interpreters that fought with us for 20 years, like (Afghan interpreter) Aziz, and that number they announced was 74,274.”

“If you average… 4.5 family members, we’re talking 334,000 pending applications, [and] that doesn’t include who is already here,” he continued. “The rate that they’re bringing people out is 200 cases per week, so it would take 140 years to get all of our interpreters out of Afghanistan at the rate the State Department’s doing it.”

As of February, the State Department claimed there are at least 9,000 Americans still stuck in Afghanistan. (Strangely enough, there haven’t been many news reports of numbers since then.)

The State Department has no intention of rescuing those Afghans who helped us during the “War on Terror,” and worse still, it doesn’t appear that F. Joe Biden will do much to retrieve the thousands of Americans still stranded there.

Biden: We’re Not Finishing The Wall

F. Joe Biden, the worst president in American history, has decided he will not finish the border wall started by President Trump. Or he will, after he finishes the wall in Yuma, Arizona.

The Biden administration has decided it will complete several sections of the border wall near Yuma, Arizona. That decision is completely at odds with what Biden said when he was running for office against Trump’s border wall.

I guess it’s not Biden’s fault. The man has the brain of an infant, and cannot remember anything he said ten seconds beforehand.

And that brings us back to Karine Jean-Pierre who was asked by Fox’s Peter Doocy Friday why President Biden has decided to complete even a portion of the wall, contrary to his vows not to do so.

There was really no good answer to Doocy’s question so KJP can only claim they’re not finishing the wall which is sort of true and sort of a lie. They’re not finishing the entire wall but they are finishing a portion of the wall in Yuma, AZ.

Worst. Administration. Evah. Please Lord, give America the strength to vote for someone who can erase this disastrous presidency.