The Jolly Bengali

Meet Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna (common spelling). Motaparthi likes ta parthi with random women who are not his wife. Unfortunately, Motaparthi doesn’t have much “game,” is a terrible liar, and is too stupid to think of good excuses. In the rare event he needs a quick lie, it blows up in his face.

Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna, 32, of Hyderabad, India, had been having an affair with a woman from Chennai in the south-eastern state of Tamil Nadu.

She had made him agree to take her on holiday to the state of Goa on the western coast but he didn’t want to go. So he created a new email address and used it to tell airport authorities that he had heard a group of men discussing a hijack plot.

Aiming to disrupt flights into Chennai, Mumbai and Hyderabad, he said he had heard six men talking in a restaurant, planning to hijack flights at those airports.

Police traced the origin of the email using Vamshi’s IP address, and arrested him at his home in the Miyapur area of Hyderabad.

So Apu didn’t realize the police could track his IP address, but Verizon wants me to continue holding for my Indian IT assistant? Wait, is that racist? Eh, it’s not like he’s going to bee able to sue me from prison.

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