Women Now Have A Pot To Piss In

In response to the rampant sexism flowing through Germany, the city of Berlin is developing urinals for broads. Ladies, you’re going to love peeing while standing up.

German officials are planning to tackle one of the multiple remaining inequalities between the sexes: the queue for the loo. A scheme has been proposed by Berlin authorities to develop urinals for women at public lavatories across the city.

A 99-page document titled ‘The Toilet Concept for Berlin’ has been produced by the city’s environmental council in collaboration with the private sector.

Nice try, Merkel, but I see right through this. You know what else was titled “The Toilet Concept for Berlin?” The German invasion of Poland.