Caption Contest Winners

The Water, Water Everywhere So Let’s All Have A Drink Caption Contest is now over.

I say this with absolutely no hyperbole; this is the best crop of captions I’ve seen here in a very long time. Seriously, you guys nailed it this week!

Top Five Entries:
5. Stroke, Death to America!!!, Stroke, Death to Israel!!. Stroke, Death to America…. – Sully
4. Not visible in the photo: The women and girls pushing the boat from below. – Jim
3. Bill Kristol’s latest cruise didn’t live up to expectations! – Dalek
2. The Love Boat just hasn’t been the same since they beheaded Captain Stubing. – J-Dub

WINNER! – Or, as Jerry Brown calls it, a permanent drought! – Mike AKA Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

Water, Water Everywhere So Let’s All Have A Drink Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, April 1st.

Original Caption: People are seen on a boat after a flooding in Golestan province, Iran, March 24, 2019. Tasnim News Agency/via REUTERS

Music To Drown By

Well, there’s another mode of travel I’m never taking.

An Australian branch of Carnival Cruise Lines suffered a water main break at sea, flooding the corridors with water… and excitement!

It looks like the set of a Titanic film remake. But in fact, it is a flooded Carnival cruise ship making its way from New Orleans to the Caribbean over seven days.

In video footage taken on Carnival Dream, water can be seen gushing into the hallways on deck 9 and into about 50 rooms. A water line break was to blame for sending the water through the ship.

Apparently, passengers eventually saw the funny side when a line of crew members were filmed removing some of the water in buckets. Shortly after, it was all cleared up.

Well, you know the saying, “Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!”