Can Someone Give Him A Lite?

A Florida man named Gregory Sorensen was arrested by the Florida Highway patrol the other day, after he was found to be driving under the influence. Oh, did I mention Mr. Sorensen is a driving instructor?

According to FHP, Gregory Sorensen, 54, was pulled over driving on US 19 south of Pasco Way in a vehicle used to teach student drivers.

Troopers said Sorensen failed multiple sobriety tests and had a blood alcohol content of nearly three times the legal limit.

In Sorensen’s defense, you’d drunk too if you had to teach a bunch of snot-nose kids all day.

Troopers also located an open 24-pack of Natural Lite Beer in the back seat.

Wow, dude is a grown man and he as drinking Natty Lite? Wow, that’s definitely a violation.