Love ‘Em Or Leatham

Meet, well, re-meet Matthew Leatham of Florida. You may remember this tattooed jackass from a post back in February where he continued to call 911 for a ride home from police. You;d think the first arrest would set Matthew straight. Nope, not so much.

Investigators allege that Matthew Leatham, 23, wrapped his arm around his mother’s neck, “constricting her airflow to the point she ‘faded out.’”

Leatham, who is free on $10,000 bond, is scheduled for a November 17 pretrial hearing in connection with a criminal information charging him with domestic battery by strangulation, a felony carrying a maximum five-year prison sentence.

As detailed in a complaint affidavit, the 39-year-old victim was recently attacked inside Leatham’s residence at the Lakewood Travel Park in Hudson, a city about 45 miles north of Tampa. The woman told police she had gone to her son’s home to pick him up and drive him to work.

So his mother was sixteen when she birthed this demon seed. Lovely. Well, I guess the circle of white trash life continues on unabated.

The Mark Of Zero

Meet Matthew Leatham of Port Richey, Flori-Duh.

Matthew wants to make his mark in the world, but instead of going to school and working hard, he got a Florida tattoo on his forehead and called 911 for a ride home.

Police said 22-year-old Matthew Leatham, of Port Richey, was arrested early Sunday morning (January 31) for his alleged behavior on the phone. A court complaint claims Leatham “cursed at the call taker during the call.”

Officials said they were able to find the 22-year-old easily thanks to his forehead tattoo.

Leatham was charged with misuse of the 911 system and possession of marijuana. He was booked into the Pasco County Jail. (H/TJim Lynch)

Not gonna lie; I loved him in Robocop.