The Best Funeral You’ll Ever Attend

Funerals are dreadfully sad, depressing events no one ever looks forward to attending. Now, thanks to the goof thugs of Chicago, a funeral can be the most exciting event of your very short life.

The procession was “total chaos,” Hillside Police Chief Joseph Lukaszek said. Passengers were hanging out of the vehicles’ windows and driving in and out of traffic as they headed toward the cemetery.

One of the vehicles in the procession was identified as having been involved in multiple shootings earlier Tuesday in Chicago, including one in front of a church. Police stopped the vehicle “with force” at Mannheim and Harrison roads in Hillside after a passenger inside showed a weapon.

Lukaszek said he used his SUV to ram the vehicle in order to end a short pursuit. A foot chase followed, and three men and a woman — all in their 20s — were taken into custody and are awaiting charges.

Inside the vehicle, investigators found three handguns with high-capacity magazines and high-impact ammunition, Lukaszek said. Between the four taken into custody, they had been arrested more than 160 times. (H/T – Al B.)

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel wants to become a U.S. Senator. With a track record like this, he should be the Democrats’ 2020 presidential nominee.