Mister Livingston, I Presume?

This handsome devil is George C. Livingston, of Palm Beach, Florida. (Why is it always Florida?) While George may seem like a paranoid psychopath, he is actually a Knight of the Round Table, smiting his perceived enemies with a goddamned sword.

George C. Livingston, 51, was arrested after a man was found dead and covered in blood next to a three-foot sword near railroad tracks on Saturday, according to the Sun Sentinel.

Law enforcement reportedly responded to a call in which someone reported “a subject covered in blood was lying next to the railroad tracks.”

The victim, identified by the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office as David Beckett, 58, had “visible injuries consistent with a violent attack,” a spokesperson for the sheriff’s office said. Livingston and Beckett reportedly both lived at a nearby homeless camp.

So this piece of garbage has no home, no money, and no job, but he was able to procure a three-food sword? Can we please just saw off Florida and let it drift out to sea?