Sunday Services

Since this is the next-to-last edition of Sunday Services, I thought I’d put up a montage that would – hopefully – satisfy all the womenfolk. In case you missed last week’s post, I am ending Sunday Services next week. It’s been four years, over 200 posts, and it was becoming work, instead of fun.

It may come back after I take a break, and I’ll throw photos in posts occasionally. So with that, enjoy the show.

Ryan Reynolds (above) comes off as a very down-to-earth kind of guy. I mean, it’s possible he’s a scumbag, but almost every piece of press about him is glowing. Dressing up as Deadpool for sick kids, giving to charities, etc.

There are more goodies below the fold…

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Hate Mail O’ The Week

Hate Mail O' The WeekReviving my blog career has been a wonderful experience. The readers returned, the commenters returned, and this place is better than ever. But something was missing. I couldn’t place my finger on it, but there was a void; something empty inside me – and no, it was not my conscience; I never had one of those.

The void I fretted about was finally filled Wednesday, when the O.K. Corral received its first official hate mail!

Like most of my previous hate mail, this snippet came in a timely fashion: a month and a half – 53 days, to be exact – after the offending story was posted. In this case, it was an edition of Sunday Services. Why someone would complain about that is beyond me, but whatever.

This week’s entry is from José, who is apparently a huge fan of Gerard Butler. José’s comment is below, unedited for your pleasure:

That is not Gerald Butles´s body. Unfortunately, he is not that hary. NO MORE PHOTOSHOP please¡¡¡

Wow. Okay, let’s break this down, shotgun style!

Considering his name and the upside down exclamation points – there may be a term for these, but it escapes me – José is a Spaniard. I guess I could cut him a little slack for the misspellings and grammar, but the mass capitalization is a hot-button issue for me. Stop yelling at me, José! Es muy grosero!

As for the topic at hand, a few thoughts: First, I have no idea where Gerard Butler ranks on the United Nations Pelt Index. He may be Chewbacca, or he may be Justin Bieber; I don’t know, because tracking Butler’s body hair is not a passion of mine. My real passion is Hobo Interpretive Dance.

Second, I see José preceded the body hair matter with the word “unfortunately.” Okay, so he’s a big fan of the Sasquatch look, and most likely in the Chewbacca camp. Good to know.

Finally, I have no idea if the pictures I utilize in my Sunday Services posts are edited or not. Some photoshops are god-awful – like this one of Michelle Obama – and others are awesome – like this one of me. I would never purposely post an obvious photoshop – unless it was truly high-larious – but I will take the word of someone I never met, from a country I never visited, about an issue I care nothing about. Now go get your shine box.

Sunday Services

Gerard Butler Shirtless

It’s the ladies’ weekend, so I figured I would throw out the big guns; in this case, Scottish actor Gerard Butler. Butler has starred in many fantastic films – including 300 and Law Abiding Citizen – and actually seems to be a decent guy. Of course, he can be a royal a-hole for all I know. I just don’t see him making the arrest reports.

Now before you start going crazy, Butler is 46-years old and still single. *cough* ghey *cough*