Germany Lost Its Cotton Pickin’ Mind

A German brewery defiled the Deutschland after the company created powdered beer. Now, I don’t know much about Germany, but I do know they love their beer. I cannot imagine they will latch on to powdered brews.

Neuzeller Klosterbräu, a brewery in eastern Germany, claims to have devised a way to create a powdered beer that, when mixed with water, tasted almost exactly like the original liquid beverage.

Right there is a reason this won’t work. No one wants powdered beer which tasted almost exactly as regular beer. No one wants near beer, especially the Huns.

Transporting large quantities of beer bottled in heavy glass bottles all over the world is expensive, but what if you didn’t have to? What if some of the world’s most famous breweries could just ship their products overseas in powdered form, and the company on the receiving end would just have to add water to it? German brewery Neuzeller Klosterbräu claims to have come up with a process to create any type of beer in powdered form, alcohol and carbonation included. All anyone has to do is add water and they are left with a regular beer.

I guess some Germans – the weirdos – may like powdered beer, but when you are in the beer capital of the world, I’d assume most of the citizens want the real thing. I mean, sure, you see commercials for non-alcoholic beer, but how many people really drink that stuff?

It’s 1940 All Over Again

Germany’s Interior Minister and super-fan of Antifa is completing legislation which will ban German citizens for possession “dangerous” firearms.

Nancy Faeser, Germany’s allegedly Antifa-linked Interior Minister, is preparing legislation that will ban “dangerous” semi-automatic weapons from being owned by private individuals, reports suggest.

Hmm, I remember the Nazis doing the same thing, and nothing bad happened after that.

The government minister is reportedly justifying the ban with reference to what has been billed by the government as a foiled coup attempt in the country — though this has been ridiculed by at least one opposition party — as well as to significant migrant violence on New Year’s Eve.

According to a report by Süddeutsche Zeitung, which claims to have seen the 48-page draft law, Faeser wants to see a large number of semi-automatic weapons deemed as being “dangerous” banned from being owned by individual citizens.

So Faeser drums up a hilariously b.s. story about a “foiled coup” then demands regular citizens cannot possess firearms, because they’re dangerous. She is running the exact playbook that Hitler used, and once again, Germans are simply going along.

How many times are you jackasses going to fall for the same thing over and over again?

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Anna Seidel, a beautiful 23-year old short track speed skater from Germany. She made her professional debut on the ice in the 2013 World Cup. She has competed in the 2014 Sochi Games, and the 2018 PyeongChang Games. She has between two and three training sessions a day, with each session lasting between two and four hours. Trains for a maximum of eight hours per day but an average of around six.

Her brother Anton plays ice hockey for Hochstadter EC in the Oberliga.

There are more photos below the fold…

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Germany Has Lost Its Collective Mind

I’ve always wanted to visit Germany at some point in my life. Mrs Earp’s paternal grandparents were born there, and her family has German and Irish ties.

Having said that, I think Germany is on its last leg. Woke politics and ridiculous Draconian regulations are killing the country.

Speaking of, get a load of this

Irony has been declared many times in this pandemic but now, from Covid-riddled Germany comes the final proof: you can’t kill yourself now unless you’ve been vaccinated. As European countries battle to limit the spread of the virus, Verein Sterbehilfe – the German Euthanasia Association – has issued a new directive, declaring it will now only help those who have been vaccinated or recovered from the disease.

In a statement, the association said: “Euthanasia and the preparatory examination of the voluntary responsibility of our members willing to die require human closeness. Human closeness, however, is a prerequisite and breeding ground for coronavirus transmission. As of today, the 2G rule applies in our association, supplemented by situation-related measures, such as quick tests before encounters in closed rooms.”

These people want to euthanize themselves. They are obviously going to die. Why the actual f**k would you force them to get the vaccine? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Germany’s New World Oder

The Chinese Wuhan Virus has not only killed millions of people, but also decimated businesses and their employees. In Germany, none were hit harder than the angels of mercy working the sex trade.

The number of people registered as sex workers with German authorities declined sharply last year as coronavirus restrictions shut brothels for months, official data showed Thursday.

I’m certain some men suffered a below-the-belt decline as well.

Legislation in 2002 legalized and regulated prostitution in Germany, giving sex workers social benefits, and they are now obliged to register. But brothels have been closed for much of the time since the COVID-19 pandemic hit in March 2020 as part of wider lockdowns.

At the end of last year, 24,940 prostitutes were officially registered with authorities, the Federal Statistical Office said. That was down from some 40,400 a year earlier — a 38% drop.

A 38% drop? Holy underwear! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Run For Your Lives, It’s A Bombshell!

A German jogger was running through the forest when he noticed a bag containing what he thought were hand grenades. The jogger called the police and the bomb squad was notified. An investigation, however, found something more… unusual.

A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.

The discovery of forgotten or hidden munitions is still a regular occurrence in Germany more than 75 years after the end of World War II.

But when a bomb squad arrived and inspected the contents of the bag, they determined it was a rubber grenade replica. The condoms and lubricant in the bag helped inform the hypothesis about the device’s intended use, police told German news agency DPA.

Now, I’m no novice in the arena of love, but I have never – ever – heard of hand grenade-shaped sex toys. I mean, do you pull a pun before inserting, or does the grenade start buzzing after a few minutes? Help me out here!

We’re Outta Here Like Vladimir

President Trump has decided to withdraw nearly 10,000 American troops from Germany, forcing Angela Merkel and other NATO leaders to carry their share of the security load.

President Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to withdraw 9,500 troops from Germany, administration officials said Friday, in a move that would mark a large drawdown in the US military presence in Europe.

Currently, there are 34,500 US troops stationed in Germany, and the move would reduce that number to 25,000. The change was ordered in a memorandum signed by national security advisor Robert O’Brien and had been in the works for months under the direction of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley.

Merkel and her cohorts have been bad actors inside NATO for far too long, and considering Merkel specifically has been less than cordial to the president, I have neither sympathy or empathy for her or her country.

The Trump administration has clashed with Germany several times over a number of issues related to security and defense. The president has repeatedly said that NATO members like Germany should contribute more money to the defense organization, although Germany has rejected these claims.

Of course they rejected it, because even a cursory glance at Germany’s past will show you their number one priority has always been Germany. They expect the United States to pick up the slack while many of them trash us behind our backs. No longer. Start carrying your share of the load, and maybe we’ll come back. Until then, Germany is on their own.

History Is Repeating


Nearly ninety years after Adolf Hitler rose to power in Germany, the Fatherland is following in the Fuhrer’s despicable footsteps.

Germany’s government commissioner on anti-Semitism has warned Jews about the potential dangers of wearing the traditional kippah cap in the face of rising anti-Jewish attacks.

“I cannot advise Jews to wear the Kippah everywhere all the time in Germany,” Felix Klein said in an interview published Saturday by the Funke regional press group.

Hmm, I wonder if the mass migration of Islamists into the country has anything to do with this?

His comments came just weeks after Berlin’s top legal expert on anti-semitism said the issue remains entrenched in German society.

“Anti-Semitism has always been here. But I think that recently, it has again become louder, more aggressive and flagrant,” Claudia Vanoni told AFP in an interview, adding the problem was “deeply rooted” in German society.

It would be prudent for German Jews to start thinking about leaving the country before it’s too late. I am not exaggerating for effect. If Jewish people do not see the train coming down the tracks, they better begin opening their eyes.

Anti-Semitic crimes rose 20 percent in Germany last year, according to interior ministry data which blamed nine out of ten cases on the extreme right.

Oh, and for the record, Germany’s “right-wing” in not the so-called American right-wing. It’s similar to Hitler’s right-wing, which was actually comprised of socialists, criminals, and thugs.

The Fall Of The German Empire

Move over, Britain. Step aside, France. A new world power is ready to destroy itself at the hands of the radical left. Deutschland, we hardly knew ye.

A park in Berlin has designated areas for drug dealers to do business.

The manager of Görlitzer Park in the Kreuzburg area of Berlin spray painted pink poxes on the ground to indicate areas where dealers will be allowed to operate.

Police have repeatedly made failed attempts to push the drug sellers out of the park, and implemented a zero tolerance policy for drug dealers, but it hasn’t worked. So the park manager took matters into his own hands, with the hopes of keeping dealers that might intimidate visitors away from the park entrance.

Wow, Adolf Hitler must be turning over in his warm, cozy Argentinian bed.


Two German men have been convicted of multiple thefts over a period of several months. The thefts, however, were not exactly items you could bring to the local pawn shop.

Two men in Germany have been convicted of stealing more than 100 portable toilets. The dpa news agency reported the Duesseldorf district court delivered its verdict Tuesday, giving a 40-year-old man a 10-month suspended sentence and a 28-year-old ex-colleague six months.

Both men worked for a waste disposal company from whose premises the toilets — worth nearly 70,000 euros ($79,700) in all — gradually disappeared, a loss that was only discovered a few months later.

The men admitted having sold the toilets to a company in the Netherlands via a go-between.

These two men had a really good gig going, and they simply pissed it away.