Caption Contest Winners

The Fore! Years In Prison Caption Contest is now over.

Top Three Entries:
3. “We didn’t discuss business! Just yoga and bridesmaid dresses!” – Proof
2. Hey, Moe, Larry, Curley and Shemp………! – Ronni

WINNER! – Joe thinking out loud… “I’m naming my next son Mulligan….”
Hunter… “What…?”
Joe… “Nothing…” – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Fore! Years In Prison Caption Contest
(Source: New York Post via Tucker Carlson Tonight)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 7th.

Original Caption: Joe Biden (second from right) and his son Hunter (right) golfing in the Hamptons with Devon Archer.

Don’t Put This In His Bio

Some of you longtime readers know I’m a golf fan. Even though I’m horrible at the game – it’s a good day when I break 100 – I used to play it regularly.

It’s both a terrific and frustrating game. Just ask Korean professional Bio Kim.

The Korean Professional Golfers Association suspended Bio Kim for three years for making an obscene gesture towards the gallery during the final round of the Korean Tour’s DGB Financial Group Volvik Daegu Gyeongbuk Open.

The incident in question occurred on the 16th tee box. Kim teed off and then got teed off because someone took a picture during his swing. Kim quickly turned to the fans and flipped them off, then slammed his club into the ground.

Kim, who was leading the tour’s money list, went on to win the event. He later apologized for his actions.

Wow, I know Korea is old school, but a three-year ban for flipping someone the bird? Cripes, PGA golfers could beat a fan to death with a sand wedge and only be suspended for one tournament.

Golf Is A Pain In The Ass

A British man was filmed shagging the ninth hole at Brackenwood Golf Course in the U.K. I believe that would be at least a five-stroke penalty.

Do you love golf? Hopefully you don’t love it as much as this man, who was filmed ‘having sex with the ninth hole while pleasuring himself with the flag pole’.

Steven Gayton, who was trying to complete the 18-hole course, noticed the man lying on the grass in the rain with his trousers around his knees.

The man can be seen holding a 6ft flag pole at his bare rear end while filming himself at Brackenwood Golf Course in Merseyside yesterday.

Steven can be heard in the clip, saying: ‘There’s a lad f***ing himself, filming it on his phone. He’s filming it on his phone, f***ing his own a**e. Look at that.’

One would hope the man had a firm grip on his shaft, while following through with his swing in an effort to land the elusive hole in one.

Putting The Petty In Pettersen

Meet LPGA golfer Suzann Pettersen. Suzann hasn’t made news in the golf world for a while, so she decided the best way to garner headlines would be to attack President Trump. Mission accomplished.

LPGA Tour golfer Suzann Pettersen says her longtime friend Donald Trump is a colossal golf cheat.

The president ‘cheats like hell’ when the two play together, she told a Norwegian newspaper – embellishing his scores, skipping short putts, replacing his ball and influencing his caddie to move errant shots from the forest to the fairway.

When the story went viral, Suzann went on social media to deny story; probably because she knew it would make her look like a c-word.

‘They say that if you cheat at golf, you cheat at business,’ Pettersen told the paper Verdens Gang on Saturday. ‘I’m pretty sure he pays his caddie well, since no matter how far into the woods he hits the ball, it’s in the middle of the fairway when we get there,’ she laughed.

You stay classy, Suzann. You know, if you cheated once in a while, you may have earned more than two major titles in eighteen years. Twat.