I’m Smart And I Want Respect!

The Democratic presidential front-runner was tricked into thinking Swedish climate twat Greta Thunberg wanted to endorse his candidacy by producing a rap video with Kanye West.

Russian pranksters claim they called U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders pretending to be climate activist Greta Thunberg and offered Thunberg’s support to his campaign.

Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, who have fooled many high-profile victims around the world, posted a recording of the phone call on YouTube. The call itself took place in early December, but the duo decided to release it more than two months later because of Sanders’ success in Iowa and New Hampshire.

The 78-year-old Sanders suggests that ‘Greta’ make a statement in his support and that they do an event together when she next comes to the U.S. ‘I would be really appreciative,’ he says. ‘Greta’ then proposes to record ‘a cool rap’ song in support of Sanders together with ‘singer Billie Eilish and rapper Kanye West.’

That’s a great idea. Sanders can take the moniker “I’ve Got The Runs DNC.”

Caption Contest Winners

The Swedish Meatball Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. Looks like someone needs their rabies shot ASAP! – Cathy
4. “Hurry up and finish your questions! That last Tide pod I ate is causing me to have diarrhea! I gotta go NOW!” – TXNick
3. Ironically, every time Greta gave a speech the temperature in the immediate area went up two degrees. – Jim
2. How dare you make my parents take me across the Atlantic in a million dollar yacht to deliver a prepared speech in front of you assholes… – Sully

WINNER! – So what if I thought this was for selfies instead of a microphone, you jerk! Don’t lecture me on anger management you idiotic climate change denier! – Ronni

Also, Sully suggested I post this brilliant (short) video about this hot mess.

Quite telling.

Weekend Caption Contest

The Swedish Meatball Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, September 30th.

Original Caption: Sixteen-year-old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg speaks at the United Nations Climate Action Summit at U.N. headquarters in New York City, New York. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri

Caption Contest Winners

The Liberal Tears Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. And the far left scares and causes another 10-year-old to cry. – Ronni
4. But they said global warming was real!! Why is my house under a glacier!! – William
3. “Don’t let Uncle Joe see me. Please oh please oh please oh please.” – Cathy
2. Greta’s response was less than desired after Swedish officials explained to her that it was her patriotic duty to allow herself to be violated by the new immigrants in the name of promoting social justice and diversity… – DocRambo

WINNER! – Vica Kerekes when she first found out Wyatt was married and therefore unavailable. – Mike AKA Proof