Heather is a friendly girl, so much so that she entered a Citrus County residence, took off all her clothes, and started hugging and sitting on the residents inside.
A Florida woman was arrested Sunday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and undressed herself before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several who were 65 years or older.
Police say 35-year-old Heather Cruz, of Dunnellon, walked into the Citrus County home through a side door. Once inside, Cruz removed her clothing and exposed her genitalia before she grabbed and hugged the homeowner.
One wonders where she was placing her tips.
When Cruz was told to stop, documents say she sat on the lap of two other residents while naked, saying “you like it” to one of the victims.
I mean, psycho or not, what guy doesn’t want a naked woman sitting on their lap?