Liar, Liar, House On Fire

A fire erupted in Bill and Hillary Clinton’s home in Chappaqua, New York Wednesday afternoon. There were no reports of injuries.

The fire that broke out at the Clinton’s around 2:50 p.m. afternoon was extinguished around 3:15 p.m.

The Clintons bought their first home in Chappaqua — a hamlet in the Westchester County town of New Castle, N.Y. — in 1999 for $1.7 million. They bought a three-bedroom property next door in 2016.

Aerial images appeared to show fire department activity at a second, smaller house on the property at the rear of the main house.

Fire officials believe the cause of the blaze was either Mrs. Clinton burning incriminating documents, or Bill was caught “polling the electorate” – in this case, a twenty-something lingerie model.


You Can’t Spell Indefensible Without FBI

Congressional investigators have found verifiable proof Hillary Clinton broke the law by utilizing her home-brewed email server, and, worse still, the FBI ignored the violations.

For the first time, investigators say they have secured written evidence that the FBI believed there was evidence that some laws were broken when the former secretary of State and her top aides transmitted classified information through her insecure private email server, lawmakers and investigators told The Hill.

That evidence includes passages in FBI documents stating the “sheer volume” of classified information that flowed through Clinton’s insecure emails was proof of criminality as well as an admission of false statements by one key witness in the case, the investigators said.

The investigators also confirmed that the FBI began drafting a statement exonerating Clinton of any crimes while evidence responsive to subpoenas was still outstanding and before agents had interviewed more than a dozen key witnesses. (H/TAOSHQ)

In twenty-three years of law enforcement, I have worked on more than a few cases with the FBI. For the most part, the agents are decent, hard-working investigators. That said, the hierarchy is comprised of bureaucrats, politicians, and agents who haven’t worked the street since the Reagan administration. These men and women have irreparably destroyed the Bureau’s credibility, and when people cannot trust the FBI, they certainly won’t trust local police departments.

I understand my profession has been swirling the toilet for some time now. Most of the wounds have been self-inflicted. Agenda-driven police commissioners believe we should spend more time practicing “community policing” instead of enforcing the laws. When local, state, and federal officers practice politics, they destroy the very oath they swore to uphold.


Caption Contest Winners

The Eat Me! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “The statue to the goddess Hilary will go up here. It will be sheathed in gold for my people to see and adore.” – Cathy
4. Cankles to Podesta: “What is this? A PIZZA PARLOR FOR ANTS!?!?!?:Candles to Podesta: What is this? A PIZZA PARLOR FOR ANTS!?!?!?” – Toothy
3. A gingerbread White House for Bill Clinton…because Bill was always partial to gingers… – Proof
2. “And this is the little room where Huma nibbles my gingerbread cookie…” – Doc Rambo

WINNER! – Hillary: “You got icing on Monica’s blue dress.”
Baker: “That’s not icing.” – Sully

Weekend Caption Contest

Eat Me! Caption Contest
(Source: Business Insider)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 25th.

Original Caption: The Clinton White House was adorned with plenty of edible decorations. Over the course of several years, the Clinton’s enjoyed gingerbread house versions of the Washington Monument, Mount Vernon and even a replica of Hillary’s childhood home.

“Why Aren’t I Fifty Points Ahead?”

In the most shocking news of the year, Hillary Clinton’s favorability has been wiped; like, with a cloth.

Hillary Clinton’s image has declined since June and is now the worst Gallup has measured for her to date. Her favorable rating has fallen five percentage points to a new low of 36%, while her unfavorable rating has hit a new high of 61%.

Clinton’s prior low favorable rating was 38% in late August/early September 2016 during the presidential campaign. She also registered a 38% favorable rating (with a 40% unfavorable rating) in April 1992, when she was much less well-known.

Funny how the more people know about her, the less they like her. It’s almost as if she comes off as an angry, bitter shrew who believes the country – and the world – owes her something.

O Holy Crap

During this joyous holiday season, it’s time to forget our worries and celebrate the real meaning of Christmas: the birth of Hillary Clinton.

Women To Look Up To, a U.K.-based brand “that shines a light on modern female role models,” is offering this year a Hillary Clinton Christmas tree topper complete with angel wings.

This is an election Hillary Clinton actually won; the offering comprised figures of Serena Williams and Beyoncé, with a third to be decided by popular vote. Clinton came out on top, and now she can top your Christmas tree instead of an angel.

The only problem with the Hillary angel is it reeks of scotch and is always stumbing off the tree.

It’s Her Party, She’ll Lie If She Wants To

While the mainstream media has been focused upon the indictment of the weasley Paul Manafort, the completely missed this little tidbit. Tony Podesta, a man also mentioned in the Manafort investigation, was seen meeting with Hillary Clinton this weekend.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was spotted Sunday hobnobbing with a person who is currently at the focus of the FBI’s investigation into Russia’s interference into the U.S. presidential election.

Clinton hung out with Sidney Blumenthal and political consultant Tony Podesta this weekend at the former presidential candidate’s birthday bash. Podesta’s appearance at the party is awkward, considering he has become a key figure in special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe into Russian influence in the election.

Podesta is the brother of John Podesta, another person in Clinton’s inner circle, and the co-founder of the Podesta Group, a consulting firm that worked alongside Paul Manafort’s effort to lobby U.S. Congress’s support for Ukraine’s inclusion in the EU. Manafort was indicted Monday on tax evasion and conspiracy charges stemming from his lobbying efforts in 2012.

I am not a legitimate pundit, but I do agree with many legitimate pundits who have been claiming the Manafort indictment is a win for President Trump. Manafort’s alleged shady dealings occurred well before the election, before his time on the Trump campaign, and invilege the Ukraine, not Russia. If, after more than a year, this is the best Mueller has, Trump should be feeling good.

That said, Tony Podesta may not be feeling so good, and if/when the hammer drops on him, one had to wonder if he’ll roll over on the Democrats.

Greed Is Not So Good

Hillary Clinton, her lecherous husband, and her dog-faced daughter may want to familiarize themselves with the phrase, “Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.”

The Department of Justice (DOJ) released a former FBI informant from a confidentiality agreement, allowing him to testify before Congress about what he saw while undercover during a former President Barack Obama-era deal where a Russian-backed company bought a uranium firm with mines in the U.S.

DOJ spokeswoman Sarah Isgur Flores told The Hill a deal was reached, clearing the informant to talk to Congress for the first time — nearly eight years after he first went undercover for the FBI.

Dissolving the confidentiality agreement is good news for justice, but very bad news for greedy politicians and their “charitable foundations.”

When Hillary Clinton served as secretary of state, Russia routed millions of dollars to the Clinton Foundation, and former President Bill Clinton collected hundreds of thousands of dollars in Russian speaking fees as part of Russian efforts to influence the U.S. government to approve the deal.

The road doesn’t get any easier for Madame Drinks-A-Lot, considering yesterday’s other big news; namely, Hillary likely violated campaign finance laws with reference to the Trump dossier.

Clintons, DNC Funded Russian Dossier

The infamous, and quickly debunked, Russian dossier – which elicited outrage from the Clinton campaign and led to the Stalinist show trial which is the Mueller investigation – was apparently funded by the Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee.

Be careful what you wish for Democrats; you may not like what an investigation uncovers.

The Hillary Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee helped fund research that resulted in a now-famous dossier containing allegations about President Trump’s connections to Russia and possible coordination between his campaign and the Kremlin, people familiar with the matter said.

Marc E. Elias, a lawyer representing the Clinton campaign and the DNC, retained Fusion GPS, a Washington firm, to conduct the research.

After that, Fusion GPS hired dossier author Christopher Steele, a former British intelligence officer with ties to the FBI and the U.S. intelligence community, according to those people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

Elias and his law firm, Perkins Coie, retained the company in April 2016 on behalf of the Clinton campaign and the DNC. Before that agreement, Fusion GPS’s research into Trump was funded by an unknown Republican client during the GOP primary.

Note the source of this, admittedly terrific reporting, is the Washington Post – not exactly a bastion of conservatism. The mainstream media can try to ignore the WaPo’s story, but this may be too big to cover up. I do love the irony of the Clintons’ treachery coming right back into their smug faces.

Hopefully, this bombshell will lead to an investigation of the Clinton crime family, their accomplices, and co-conspirators.

What Happened? Booze Happened

Hillary Clinton, a woman who will never be president, had to put her – awful – book tour on hold after she allegedly fell UP the steps.

Hillary Clinton hobbled away from filming a British TV show interview on crutches Monday after breaking her toe falling down some stairs.

The former presidential candidate arrived wearing a surgical boot to the BBC program The Graham Norton Show, as she revealed she took a tumble in high heels while holding a cup of coffee. The embarrassing fall forced her to pull out of a series of scheduled TV and radio appearances earlier today including ITV’s This Morning and Woman’s Hour on Radio 4.

She said: ‘I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards.’

Wait a minute; she was running down the stairs, her heel caught, and she fell backwards? Does that make sense to anyone who hasn’t been drinking Chivas Regal all day?

What Granny McDrinksalot meant to say was, “Secret Service agents were dragging my flabby carcass down the stairs with a cup of rum on hand, I was drooling into the cup, and my tail caught and I fell backwards into Huma Abedin’s pink parts.”