Hillary: Still Cryin’ After All These Years

Former First “Lady,” borderline alcoholic, and perpetual crybaby Hillary Clinton is back in the news, and get this: she’s claiming the 2016 Presidential Election “was stolen from her.”

Former Secretary of State and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton continued to push the narrative that Russian President Vladimir Putin “helped elect” former President Donald Trump on Wednesday.

When I think about this despicable bitch, I always remember Hillary Clinton will never be president. I’ll bet she’s furious the illegitimate president is in the White House.

Clinton, who lost the 2016 presidential election to Trump, joined MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to offer her thoughts on President Biden’s meeting with the Russian leader. The former Democratic nominee used the opportunity to praise Biden, bash Trump and declare that Putin contributed to her loss.

“I think that [Biden’s] long history with foreign relations, his eight years as vice president seeing what worked, what didn’t work, watching the disaster of the Trump presidency in basically giving a green light to Putin to do whatever he wanted – once he helped elect Trump, of course – I think you’ll see a much different approach,” Clinton said.

I agree. Soon we’ll see the illegitimate president drooling in a cup, using cue cards during sex, and demanding his staff send in more young girls with fresh-smelling hair.

Hillary Created The Collusion Hoax

Yes, I know this story is a day old now and you’ve likely all seen it, but I wanted to remind everyone the Russian Collusion hoax was indeed that… a hoax. Oh, and by the way, it was apparently conjured up by failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in July 2016 to deflect attention away from her illegal home email server.

A letter has just emerged showing that the “Russia hoax,” the accusations that Donald Trump was colluding with Russia to steal the election, was entirely the brainchild of Hillary Clinton, and that she briefed the Obama-Biden White House on her plans.

It was in 2016 that Clinton approved of a plan to create a scandal alleging that then Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump was involved with Vladimir Putin in “hacking the Democratic National Committee.”

But we already knew that… since late 2016.

“According to handwritten noted, former Central Intelligence Agency Director Brennan subsequently briefed President Obama and other senior national security officials on the intelligence, including the ‘alleged approval by Hillary Clinton on July 26, 2016 of a proposal from one of her foreign policy advisors to vilify Donald Trump by stirring up a scandal claiming interference by Russian security services.’

“On 07 September 2016, U.S. intelligence officials forwarded an investigative referral to FBI Director James Comey and Deputy Assistant Director of Counterintelligence Peter Strzok regarding ‘U.S. President candidate Hillary Clinton’s approval of a plan concerning U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump and Russian hackers hampering U.S. elections as a means of distracting the public from her use of a private email server.”

So Barack Obama and Joe Biden knew the Russian Collusion accusation was a hoax from day one, and they had the FBI investigate the matter anyway. John Brennan, James Comey, and Peter Strzok all knew and continued with their bullshit investigation. They ruined General Flynn’s life and bankrupted him. They illegally investigated Carter Page and George Papadopoulos. They effectively obliterated President Trump’s first term, and for what? To have Hillary Clinton escape criminal charges.

Where does President Trump go to get his first term back? Where does Michael Flynn go to get his reputation back? These people are disgusting pieces of filth, and if they can ruin the lives of our military heroes and duly-elected presidents, imagine what they can do to you.

If you don’t think the November election isn’t important, you’re not paying attention.

Hillary Is Now Giving Campaign Advice?

Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton stated her mentally-challenged compatriot Joe Biden should not concede a close race under any circumstances. But remember, the Democrats want to bring America together again. Totes magotes.

Hillary Clinton has some advice for Joe Biden: If it is a close race on election night, do “not concede under any circumstances.”

Clinton speculated the GOP would try “messing up absentee balloting” and would launch lengthy legal battles with an army of lawyers to contest the result. The Trump campaign has already begun suing states like New Jersey over their mail-in ballot plans.

“Joe Biden should not concede under any circumstances because I think this is going to drag out and eventually I do believe he will win if we don’t give an inch and if we are as focused and relentless as the other side is,” she said.

This from the same drunken, mentally disabled bitch who claimed in 2016 that President Trump would not accept the results of the 2016 election. Meanwhile, this bitch hasn’t accepted the 2016 results nearly four years on.

She. Is. Never. Going. Away.

Hillary At The Bat

A federal judge has determined former presidential loser, and current alcoholic, Hillary Clinton must appear for a deposition regarding her home-brewed e-mail server.

The move was initiated by Judicial Watch, after they filed a lawsuit against the despicable hag.

A federal judge on Monday ordered Hillary Clinton to appear for a deposition as part of a lawsuit filed by the watchdog group Judicial Watch, saying in a ruling that the former secretary of state’s written responses so far in the case have “left many more questions than answers” about her decision to use a private email system while in office.

Judge Royce Lamberth also granted Judicial Watch permission to depose Cheryl Mills, a top aide to Clinton at the State Department.

Oh, that’s rich. Hillary has very little power anymore, so Mills turning on Clinton is not as far-fetched as you would imagine.

Lamberth first ordered discovery in the lawsuit in December 2018 to determine whether Clinton used a private email system at Foggy Bottom in order to skirt the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA).

An FBI investigation of Clinton’s private email network showed that she and several top aides sent and received hundreds of emails containing classified information about State Department matters.

But Russia! Or something. It’s about time someone gets to the bottom of Hillary’s criminality, and maybe this time, the traitorous Deep State bastards won’t be able to save her.

All Hail Hillary The Brave!

Twice failed presidential candidate, mentally ill grandmother, and borderline alcoholic Hillary Clinton has suddenly withdrawn from the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit in Washington, D.C.

It may interest you to know, Tulsi Gabbard, the woman Hillary Clinton deemed a Russian bot, will be attending the same event.

A face-to-face confrontation between Hillary Clinton and Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard set for next Friday was averted when Clinton backed out of the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit in Washington, DC.

Clinton aides cited a scheduling conflict when she announced her withdrawal from a speaking slot at the annual event. One insider told Slate that Clinton dropped out to protest the inclusion of former Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielson on the schedule.

Yeah, a “scheduling conflict” which revolves around Hillary’s embarrassing cowardice in the face of confrontation. And to think, I thought Hillary had the balls in the family.

But Gabbard is on the bill, too — and Clinton’s pull-out came just hours after the former Secretary of State on Friday accused the Hawaii Democrat of being the “favorite of the Russians” on a podcast. (H/T – AOSHQ)

Heh, heh, “Clinton’s pull-out.” I see what you did there!

Gabbard, Gabbard, Hey!

Hillary Clinton, the woman who offered American uranium to Russia, who offered a “Reset Button” to Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, and who gleefully enlisted Russia to help her win the 2016 presidential election, has now determined Hawaii Representative Tusli Gabbard is a “Russian asset.”

Democratic Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard fired back at former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Friday for calling her an agent of Russia, tweeting that Clinton is the “personification of the rot” that has taken over the Democratic Party.

In a series of tweets, Gabbard slammed Clinton for being the “queen of warmongers” and accused her of using “proxies” to oppose Gabbard’s presidential campaign because the congresswoman wants to pull the U.S. out of endless wars in the Middle East.

“You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain,” Gabbard wrote. “It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly.”

I’m no fan of Gabbard’s – in my opinion, most of her positions are kooky – but the fact she fought back against this deranged, drunken, stumble-bum earns my respect. Honestly, the notion Clinton is attacking anyone in politics after her abysmal record is truly stupefying.

Sadly, Hillary will never, ever go away.

That’s A Man, Baby!

Former presidential candidate, whiskey aficionado, and fashion icon Hillary Clinton claimed she is “not sure” if a biological man can become a woman.

The 2016 Democratic presidential nominee appeared to dissent from current Democratic presidential candidates’ views on gender identity in an interview published Sunday in the London Times.

In the interview, the author asked her if a man with a beard or a penis could become a woman and she responded that she was not sure.

Well, that comment official ends Hillary’s political career.

“I’m just learning about this,” Clinton said. “It’s a very big generational discussion, because this is not something I grew up with or ever saw. It’s going to take a lot more time and effort to understand what it means to be defining yourself differently.”

Interesting, because after Rosa DeLauro, I would have thought Hillary Clinton was the first transgender politician. I mean, she sure seems fond of her “longtime companion” Huma Abedin.

Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President

The most corrupt politician in American history appeared on CBS yesterday to remind everyone that Orange. Man. Bad. During the softball interview, Hillary actually claimed President Trump was “obsessed” with her. No projection there.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Sunday on CBS that she supported the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump and that she won’t accept four more years with him in office.

Clinton and daughter Chelsea Clinton spoke about their newest book, “The Book of Gutsy Women: Favorite Stories of Courage and Resilience” on “CBS Sunday Morning” with Jane Pauley. The interview touched on Hillary Clinton’s 2016 defeat in the presidential election and the House of Representative’s recent decision to launch an official impeachment inquiry into the president.

“There should be an impeachment inquiry opened,” Hillary Clinton said Sunday. “And I don’t care who you’re for in the Democratic primary or whether you’re a Republican. I believe he knows he’s an illegitimate president,” Clinton said. “The president must be held accountable. No one is above the law.”

The woman who was never charged with deleting tens of thousands of government emails, running a home-brewed internet server in her bathroom, and leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi claims no one is above the law? The balls on this woman!

I mean, it’s great to see Hillary riding that impeachment train – never saw that coming – but how and why is she still relevant in 2019? The woman ran a terrible presidential campaign, got stomped by a political novice, and hasn’t stopped crying about it since. How many times can Americans hear the exact same woe-is-me story from this bint?

Oh, and by the way Hillary, Russian collusion had no bearing on your epic, monumental loss. It had to do with your lack of likability, and the fact you ignored states like Wisconsin and Michigan. Plus, you’re a terrible person. And that’s ME saying that!

Hail To The Chief

President Trump’s reelection website has performed the most epic troll of all time, and its target is America’s least likable politician.

President Donald Trump’s campaign is trolling vanquished Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton with an ‘error’ page that shows Clinton holding a microphone behind the presidential seal.

The website’s ‘error’ page gloats over the results of the 2016 election, where Trump defeated Clinton with 306 electoral college votes.

“Oops!,” the page says. “This is awkward. You’re looking for something that doesn’t exist…”

Obviously I hope the president is reelected, but eventually he will have to leave the White House. That will be a dark day for America and a dark day for comedy.

Obama: Hillary’s Loss A Personal Insult

Lackluster, corrupt former president Barack Obama apparently had a case of “the sadz” after the 2016 presidential election, and, as usual, placed the blame on someone other than himself.

Former President Barack Obama was unhappy with Hillary Clinton and her failed “soulless campaign” in 2016, saying he saw her loss as a “personal insult.”

Thank you for that, Barry. This tidbit makes Hillary’s loss even sweeter.

The new details come from a recently released update to Peter Baker’s book Obama: The Call of History.

The new edition, which includes Obama’s reaction to the 2016 election, said Obama compared himself to Michael Corleone, the titular character of “The Godfather.” Obama thought he “almost got out” of office untouched, like a mob boss avoiding a hit job.

Michael Corleone? Is he serious? Hey dumbass, Michael Corleone made examples of his enemies; you ignored their crimes and sent them pallets of American dollars. Fredo, Barry. You will always be Fredo.

Obama found himself shocked by the election results, thinking before Nov. 8 there was “no way Americans would turn on him” and “[h]is legacy, he felt, was in safe hands.” (H/TAOSHQ)

Not only did they turn on you, but they voted for a reality TV star who has become a ridiculously successful president. Donald Trump did more good in his first hundred days than you did in eight pathetic years. Think about that while he continues to lead America to economic greatness.