Hail To The Chief

President Trump’s reelection website has performed the most epic troll of all time, and its target is America’s least likable politician.

President Donald Trump’s campaign is trolling vanquished Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton with an ‘error’ page that shows Clinton holding a microphone behind the presidential seal.

The website’s ‘error’ page gloats over the results of the 2016 election, where Trump defeated Clinton with 306 electoral college votes.

“Oops!,” the page says. “This is awkward. You’re looking for something that doesn’t exist…”

Obviously I hope the president is reelected, but eventually he will have to leave the White House. That will be a dark day for America and a dark day for comedy.

Obama: Hillary’s Loss A Personal Insult

Lackluster, corrupt former president Barack Obama apparently had a case of “the sadz” after the 2016 presidential election, and, as usual, placed the blame on someone other than himself.

Former President Barack Obama was unhappy with Hillary Clinton and her failed “soulless campaign” in 2016, saying he saw her loss as a “personal insult.”

Thank you for that, Barry. This tidbit makes Hillary’s loss even sweeter.

The new details come from a recently released update to Peter Baker’s book Obama: The Call of History.

The new edition, which includes Obama’s reaction to the 2016 election, said Obama compared himself to Michael Corleone, the titular character of “The Godfather.” Obama thought he “almost got out” of office untouched, like a mob boss avoiding a hit job.

Michael Corleone? Is he serious? Hey dumbass, Michael Corleone made examples of his enemies; you ignored their crimes and sent them pallets of American dollars. Fredo, Barry. You will always be Fredo.

Obama found himself shocked by the election results, thinking before Nov. 8 there was “no way Americans would turn on him” and “[h]is legacy, he felt, was in safe hands.” (H/TAOSHQ)

Not only did they turn on you, but they voted for a reality TV star who has become a ridiculously successful president. Donald Trump did more good in his first hundred days than you did in eight pathetic years. Think about that while he continues to lead America to economic greatness.

She. Will. Never. Go. Away.

Drunken stumble-bum, and frequent presidential failure Hillary Clinton is apparently sober enough to be placed before a podium. You’ll never guess what she is whining about this week. Go on, take a guess.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton claimed Tuesday that the Department of Justice (DOJ) guidelines against indicting a sitting president is the only reason President Donald Trump has not been indicted for obstruction of justice.

Actually, you sot, the AG Barr and the Mueller report said the exact opposite, but hey why let facts get in the way of some quality camera time?

“If you read that part of the report, it could not be clearer,” Clinton stated during an interview at the 2019 TIME 100 Summit, according to Mediaite. “We do have checks and balances in America and there is this thing called Congress. You could not be more explicit than ‘Please, look at this. You may conclude it doesn’t rise to an impeachable offense, that’s your job, but I’m giving this to you.’”

Clinton continued, “There’s enough there that any other person who engaged in those acts would have been indicted” if not for DOJ guidelines that state a sitting president cannot be indicted.

Imagine constructing an unsecured home email server, allowing our enemies to read your emails, deleting 30,000 of them before smashing cellphones of those involved, then having the fucking balls to claim someone else should be indicted?

I wholeheartedly support the president, but this bitch will continue stunts like these until someone in the administration begins investigating her, her husband, and their crooked campaign staff.

Make it fucking happen.

Justice For Thee, Not For Me

If there was ever any doubt in your mind there are “two Americas,” this enraging story will surely convince you.

I’m sorry I’ve been a day late with all these news stories, but work has been brutal these last few weeks.

Republican Georgia Rep. Doug Collins released the testimony of former FBI lawyer Lisa Page, but it’s former Attorney General Loretta Lynch who may feel the sting.

According to Page’s testimony, the FBI considered charging former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with gross negligence under 18 U.S. Code § 793 for her alleged handling of classified information.

“We had multiple conversations with the Justice Department about bringing a gross negligence charge,” Page told Republican Texas Rep. John Ratcliffe. “And that’s, as I said, the advice that we got from the Department was that they did not think — that it was constitutionally vague and not sustainable.”

The Founders went to war with England for less than this. You could argue the South also went to war over less than this. Yet here we sit, as average Americans are being charged and imprisoned for lesser crimes than those Hillary Clinton committed, while she walks free.

Democrat-On-Democrat Violence

Despite what you may have thought during the 2016 presidential election, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are not exactly fond of each other. Hard to believe politicians would be hypocrites, amirite?

The spokesman for Sen. Bernie Sanders’s (I-Vt.) 2016 presidential campaign slammed Hillary Clinton and her staff as “total ingrates” and “assholes” following criticism from ex-Clinton aides over Sanders’s use of private jets.

“You can see why she’s one of the most disliked politicians in America. She’s not nice. Her people are not nice,” Michael Briggs, the spokesman, told Politico of Clinton. “[Sanders] busted his tail to fly all over the country to talk about why it made sense to elect Hillary Clinton and the thanks that [we] get is this kind of petty stupid sniping a couple years after the fact.”

Briggs also called Clinton and her staff “assholes.”

Well, he’s not wrong…

In the same Politico story, ex-Clinton aides were critical of Sanders reportedly making requests for him and his staff to use private jets while he served as a campaign surrogate for Clinton, the 2016 Democratic nominee. The Sanders team’s reported preference for private jets was a point of tension with the Clinton campaign.

I’d wager even staunch Hillary Clinton supporters know she and her staff are assholes. That said, Sanders’ hypocrisy is mind-numbing. The man rails against carbon emissions and how we need to rape the rich, while demanding the Clinton campaign allow him access to a private jet.

Hillary Clinton Is A Bitter Old Hag

Drunken, unaccomplished former First Lady Hillary Clinton showed her impeccable manners at George H.W. Bush’s funeral yesterday. The physically and mentally ill woman snubbed First Lady Melania Trump as she greeted the former presidents and their spouses.

Two-time failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton snubbed Melania Trump during George H.W. Bush’s funeral Wednesday, refusing to shake her hand or wave at the First Lady after the other former presidents and their wives did.

Melania shook hands with former President Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and former President Bill Clinton as she then waved in the direction of Hillary and former President Jimmy Carter – only to receive a wave back from Carter and an awkward and bitter nod back from Hillary.

But remember, the Never Trump scolds wanted this woman to be your president.

Oh and get this; the Washington Post wrote an article yesterday criticizing President Trump for not reciting the Apostles’ Creed. Maybe I missed it, but when have the leftists at the WaPo ever given a damn about Christianity? Oh right, they’re Defenders of the Faith as long as they can use it to bash the president. Such disgusting people.

Devices Found At Clinton, Obama Homes

The United States Secret Service is investigating explosive devices found at the Clinton and Obama residences Tuesday evening.

Suspicious packages containing “potential explosive devices” were sent to Bill and Hillary Clinton in Upstate New York and in Washington, D.C. to Barack Obama, the U.S. Secret Service confirmed Wednesday.

“Late on October 23, 2018, the Secret Service recovered a single package addressed to Former First Lady Hillary Clinton in Westchester County, New York. Early this morning, October 24, 2018, a second package addressed to the residence of Former President Barack Obama was intercepted by Secret Service personnel in Washington, DC,” the Secret Service said.

The Secret Service continued that both packages “were immediately identified during routine mail screening procedures as potential explosive devices and were appropriately handled as such;” they were not “at risk of receiving them.”

Unlike the media, which made excuses for mobs attacking and harassing Republican politicians, the Trump administration immediately condemned these attacks.

“We condemn the attempted violent attacks recently made against President Obama, President Clinton, Secretary Clinton, and other public figures,” White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said. “These terrorizing acts are despicable, and anyone responsible will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law. The United States Secret Service and other law enforcement agencies are investigating and will take all appropriate actions to protect anyone threatened by these cowards.”

The Secret Service will find this animal fairly quickly, and I sincerely hope he resists arrest, thus saving the taxpayers the expense of a trial. As for the fake outrage coming from the media and the leftists – but I repeat myself – I will care about this story as much as they cared about the shooting of Steve Scalise.

If the animal is found to be a conservative/Republican, I will remind everyone he/she is a crazy outlier, and simply not indicative of conservatives/Republicans as a whole.

That’s how we do this now, right, leftists? These are the new rules.

Drunken Politician Involved In Accident

Twice-failed presidential candidate and local drunkard Hillary Clinton was involved in an auto accident on the way to a fundraiser for indicted Democrat Bob Meenendez.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was involved in a minor car accident in New Jersey on Tuesday prior to a fundraiser for Sen. Bob Menendez.

According to a video obtained by NTK Network, Clinton’s Secret Service van pulled into a parking garage and headed up the ramp before crashing and halting to a stop. The van appeared to turn too tightly while heading up the ramp, hitting a concrete pole.

In fairness, Hillary beeped the horn, but the concrete pole never moved.

The new-look GOP tweeted about the incident in a very Graham-esque fashion…

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Hillary’s Security Clearances Revoked

The State Department removed Hillary Clinton’s security clearances – allegedly – at Clinton’s request.

The US State Department withdrew former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s security clearance at Clinton’s request, a letter from the department indicates.

The State Department said Clinton’s security clearance was “administratively withdrawn” on August 30, along with those of Clinton’s top aide, Cheryl Mills, and several others.

Every single article is reporting Hillary requested the revocation. Is anyone buying this tripe? Hillary is still, sadly, politically active so security clearances would afford her more gravitas with her cohorts on the left. Anything is possible, but when have you ever witnessed a Clinton voluntarily give up power?

Hillary Is No Longer Making History

Hillary Clinton, the smartest woman America has ever produced, is being removed from the history books in Texas. It seems the “most accomplished woman in world history” actually has little to no historical significance.

The Texas State Board of Education took a preliminary vote on Friday to remove former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from social studies books in an effort to “streamline” the curriculum.

The Dallas Morning News reported that the decision, which will come to a final vote in November, comes as the result of a ranking exercise completed by 15 members of the State Board. A number of historical figures — including Clinton, Helen Keller, Sam Houston, Thurgood Marshall and Sandra Day O’Connor — were ranked on a scale of 1-20 on their historical importance.

Clinton was selected for removal after receiving just five points, and Helen Keller, who received a score of seven, was also marked for removal from the curriculum.

So Hillary received less historical points than a woman who was deaf and blind. I’m sure she took that news well.