Black Snake Thrown

Meet Hilmary Moreno-Berrios of Greenville, South Carolina.

Like many Latin women, Hilmary’s temper is muy caliente, so it should be no surprise she carjacked a fellow citizen… point of snake.

Police said they were called to investigate a carjacking report at 8:20 p.m. Friday.

The victim told the police that a woman threw a black snake at her and stole her SUV.

But was it a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake?

At around 8:30 p.m., an officer saw someone drive through barriers that were set up for a pole-vaulting event scheduled for Saturday.

Officers said a woman, identified later as Hilmary Moreno-Berrios, refused to stop when an officer tried to perform a traffic stop. Police say they were then led on a chase that ended when the SUV hit an occupied vehicle.

But, but, were the pole vaulters okay?