Just Another Day At The Office

Tuesday night was an interesting tour in my division, and the thugs were especially randy.

The man went to Michelle Saint-Aude’s Frankford house around 1:15 p.m. Tuesday and shot her four times following an argument outside the residence. As Saint-Aude lay bleeding on the ground, the man stood over her and fired another shot into her body. She was pronounced dead at Einstein Medical Center at 1:53 p.m.

Following the shooting, the man was reported to be inside a house on the 1300 block of East Haines Street, more than five miles away. A barricade was declared at the house 6:30 p.m. During the standoff, the man fired shots at officers from the roof, from the front of the house, and from the rear. No injuries were reported.

Around 1:30 a.m., police entered the residence and found him dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

This piece of detritus had a long arrest record, and – get this – was just released from prison. He could have saved us time by shooting himself before murdering his ex-girlfriend. May he rot in Hell.


Animal Murders Elderly Man In Cleveland

Meet Steve Stephens, the so-called “Facebook Killer.”

An arrest warrant has been issued for Stephens after he murdered an elderly grandfather while he was walking down a Cleveland street. Stephens claimed he has murdered over a dozen people so far, and was last rumored to be in the area of Erie, Pennsylvania.

Police in Ohio urged residents in Pennsylvania, New York, Indiana and Michigan to be on the lookout for Steve Stephens, 37, who may have fled Cleveland after allegedly gunning down Robert Godwin Sr., 74.

An arrest warrant was issued for the suspect, who is wanted on a charge of aggravated murder after posting the shaky video of himself confronting the elderly man — a father of nine and grandfather of 14 — holding a plastic bag.

“Found me somebody I’m going to kill,” he says, chillingly. “I’m going to kill this guy right here. He’s an old old dude, too.” He asks his victim a “favor” by saying his girlfriend’s name, Joy Lane, whom Godwin said he didn’t know.

“She’s the reason that this is about to happen to you,” Stephens tells Godwin, who then shields his face with the bag before being shot in the head.

The son of a bitch murdered Mr. Godwin on Easter Sunday. Let that sink in.

Stephens claimed he will continue murdering people until he is caught, so this animal needs to be put down as soon as possible. The video of the murder can still be found online, but I wouldn’t recommend watching it. It will make you very, very angry.

PA Woman Marches To A Different Drum

Meet 38-year old Teresa Drum of Frazer, Pennsylvania. Teresa loves to cook, and while her creations are not always Gordon Ramsay-worthy, it’s best not to criticize her effort.

Police in Pennsylvania say a woman fatally shot her husband after arguing about a casserole she burned, then took a photo of the body, texted it to a friend and showered before calling 911.

Frazer police responding to the call Monday night found 42-year-old Dennis Drum Sr. lying dead on a bed with a gun in his hand and a gunshot wound to the forehead.

Teresa Drum told officers her husband shot himself after they argued about the burnt casserole and over the fact that she drank his last beer. She said he shot himself as she called 911. Police say there was no gun in Dennis Drum’s hand in the photo and it was taken 11 minutes before the 911 call was made. (H/T – Metoo)

Personally, I think stabbing the victim with a serving fork would have been more appropriate for this case. It’s a shame Teresa wasn’t making Hamburger Helper, because her alibi could use a helping hand.