Howard The Cuck

Leftist former Starbucks head Howard Schultz has decided he wants to ruin the country like he ruined his business. Namely, he’s running for president in 2020.

These days, the difference between the parties is starker than it’s ever been in modern times. Yet here comes Howard Schultz, a billionaire who feels that he might be the answer to American politics.

Schultz, the former Starbucks CEO, says in a 60 Minutes interview already recorded but airing on Sunday that he is thinking very seriously about a presidential run—but he stops short of a full announcement.

He makes clear, however, that if he moves forward, he will do so as an independent.

Oh Cthulhu, make this happen and I will build many temples in your honor.

Already top Democratic operatives working for presidential candidates and beyond say they’re worried that the only thing he’ll accomplish is making sure Donald Trump gets reelected.

Leftist Democrats – but I repeat myself – destroyed Schultz in Twitter after his announcement, and Schultz reportedly responded, “I’m not running for president of Twitter.” It’s that kind of moxie which will lure Democrat voters… and sweep President Trump into a second term.