Caption Contest Winners

The Wow, That’s A Great Price! Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. BOGO at the Kid store! – Mike AKA Proof
4. Joe Biden’s America, coming to a city near you. – MelP
3. The price for these two kids is fifty percent higher than last year! Thanks a lot, President Biden! – Barry D.
2. Just add water, beans & masa! Watch your gardener or maid grow into a wonderful employee! No batteries required! – Cathy

WINNER! – Uh, I didn’t order Mexican…. – RudyTBone

Weekend Caption Contest

Wow, That’s A Great Price! Caption Contest
(Source: Reuters)

Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, November 8th.

Original Caption: Migrants transport their children on shopping cart as they take part in a caravan heading to Mexico City, in Hermenegildo Galeana, Mexico. REUTERS/Daniel Becerril

Biden Approves School For Migrants

The Biden administration is defending in-person classes to illegal students in San Diego, while legal San Diego children are forced to stay home and learn online. It’s almost as if the illegals have more rights that legal Americans.

It was reported on Monday that children who were being housed by Border Control would be given access to in-person learning. This despite the fact that San Diego students have not had access to in-person learning in over a year.

When asked about this seeming discrepancy by Fox News’ Kristin Fisher, Psaki said that “As I understand it San Diego public schools are opening in early April?”

“So I guess the question is,” Fisher continued, “does the White House think this sends the right message to these 133,000 kids in San Diego and their parents who have been stuck at home for the last year?”

It’s hilarious that the Illegitimate President thinks this is acceptable. But honestly, Democrats have always cared more about illegal immigrants than they have for actual Americans.

Masses Of Illegals Captured At Border

The amount of illegal immigrants crossing the border has skyrocketed in February, with nearly 100,000 illegals captured, and the highest February total since 2006.

Wow, the Illegitimate President is on the fast track toward destruction.

Border Patrol agents apprehended nearly 100,000 migrants in February who illegally crossed the Mexico-U.S. Border between ports of entry. The apprehensions reveal a jump of 26 percent from January and 170 percent from one year ago.

Border Patrol agents apprehended 98,974 migrants in February who illegally crossed the border in February, according to the Southwest Land Border Encounters Report released on Wednesday by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials. This represents a massive increase from the 78,323 apprehended in January and an even larger jump from February 2020 when agents apprehended only 36,687. The February 2021 apprehensions are the largest February report since 2006 when agents apprehended 125,046.

These apprehensions occurred during President Joe Biden’s first full month in office and follows his cancellation of border wall systems construction and many of the Trump-era policies that ended catch and release.

The good news is this new crop of illegals will not only destroy the American economy, but they’ll also receive free government benefits and eventually take your jobs.

Pete’s Draggin’

Failing presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has determined he would take up the mantle of Robert Francis O’Rourke as the politician most completely separated from reality.

Buttigieg recently stated illegal immigrants separated from their families should be given “compensation,” likely from the coffers of taxpayers.

Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg said at an Iowa town hall event Sunday that migrant families the U.S. government separated deserve “compensation.”

“Can you imagine if you’ve been taken away from your parents and didn’t know where they are?” Buttigieg said in Charles City, Iowa, according to the Washington Examiner. “The United States owes something to the kids in that situation. First of all, of course, to swiftly reunite them with their families. But we probably owe them a little more than that given what we’ve done. In fact, we definitely we owe them more than that.”

“We need to make sure that they have compensation and that we do things to try to make it right,” he continued, but did not stipulate what such compensation would entail.

Mayor Pete didn’t elaborate on the compensation because he doesn’t need to; everyone knows this leftist idiot is talking about cash. So not only are we allowing illegal immigrants to flow into this country, but we’re also giving them benefits, finding them work, and paying cash for all their inconveniences.

The Democratic Party has swung so far to the left that it’s literally unrecognizable from the party is was three decades ago. It’s never coming back to a moderate party; that is gone forever.

Rainy Day Blues

Vacation has been fabulous so far, but today was our first rainy day. So, after two hours at the beach, we’re stuck inside, and I had a chance to read some blogs and news sites.

I wish I hadn’t.

First, I read a story that AG William Barr will not prosecute former FBU Director James Comey even though the Inspector General found Comey committed crimes. Apparently everyone in the Swamp gets the Hillary treatment.

I keep hearing he’ll be charged for FISA abuse, but I have no confidence in that.

Then there’s this. The president suggested John Rartcliffe step down from his DNI nomination because the mean Democrats will attack him and his family. Respectfully, Mr. President, is there a nominee they won’t try to destroy?

Then finally, the Mexican president is claiming the president is becoming “more moderate” with his immigration talk. Possibly bullshit, butt where is our wall? It’s been three years.

Th only good thing today is Kevin’s supermarket find. Old Bay seasoned Cheese Curls. OMG, they’re heaven in a package!

Trump To Sanctuary Cities: Drop Dead

President Trump is floating the idea that he will ship all incoming illegal immigrants to Democrat sanctuary cities, citing the Left’s desire for open borders.

This is the greatest idea I have ever heard.

President Trump said he was considering sending illegal immigrants in the country to so-called sanctuary cities, prompting U.S. mayors to accept such an offer as the battle over border security raged.

Frustrated by rising numbers of undocumented immigrants arriving at the southern border and a failure to get Congress to fully fund a U.S.-Mexico border wall, Trump taunted Democrats by dangling the possibility of an influx of illegal immigrants into their communities.

“Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only,” Trump wrote on Twitter.

Naturally, my despicable mayor Jim “I’ll Have Another Drink” Kenney, had to insert his reddened snout into the debate.

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney responded in a statement: “While the Trump administration’s proposal shows their disdain to basic human dignity, the City (Philadelphia) would be prepared to welcome these immigrants just as we have embraced our immigrant communities for decades.”

Yes, by all means, run this city into the ground at an even quicker pace. Oddly enough, I am all for this measure, even thought it will personally impact my life. This city has been hemorrhaging citizens for decades, and thousands of illegals flooding the area will ensure Philadelphia’s death.

Besides, what are they going to do, make Philadelphia even more blue?

Alien Nation

The last thing I want to do this weekend is post about politics – I am truly getting sick and tired of it all – this post was necessary. House Democrats have voted to allow illegal immigrants the right to vote.

House Democrats voted Friday to defend localities that allow illegal immigrants to vote in their elections, turning back a GOP attempt to discourage the practice.

The vote marks a stunning reversal from just six months ago, when the chamber — then under GOP control — voted to decry illegal immigrant voting.

“We are prepared to open up the political process and let all of the people come in,” Rep. John Lewis, a Georgia Democrat, told colleagues as he led opposition to the GOP measure.

The measure would have had no practical effect even if it had passed. Illegal immigrants — and indeed noncitizens as a whole — are not legally able to participate in federal elections.

So the Democrats are now the party of antisemitism, post-birth abortion, socialism, and granting illegal immigrants the right to vote. Well, if nothing else, they are at least dropping their masks.

I’d like to think this would benefit President Trump, but considering the thought process of the average American voter, I honestly don’t know what to expect in 2020.

Continue reading “Alien Nation”

Leftist Heifer Beclowns Itself On CNN

Meet Ana Navarro.

Ana is a self-titled “Republican strategist” who is so good at her job that she has not had a client in seven years. Ana did briefly work for conservative titans Jeb Bush, John McCain, and Jon Huntsman, before giving it all up in favor of Ring Dings and heart disease.

As a “conservative” pundit, Ana sucks up oxygen (and bonbons) on such totes conservative programs as CNN’s Cuomo Prime Time and The View.

Last night, while listening to a legitimate conservative speak, Ana showed her true conservative bona fides…

CNN commentator Ana Navarro decided to stop and do her nails during an appearance on “Cuomo Prime Time” Wednesday night while debating the merits of a border wall.

In fairness, her hooves aren’t going to manicure themselves.

Host Chris Cuomo criticized Donald Trump Jr.’s comparison of the border wall to a zoo fence, while political commentator Steve Cortes said it was unfair to lump the president in with his son.

To be clear, Moo Cow sighed, rolled her eyes, and filed her nails while Cortes described Americans murdered by illegal immigrants. Yep, Piggy is basically the second coming of Phyllis Schlafly.

“I think he is echoing his father, which, who demonizes immigrants time and time and time and time again,” Navarro said. She then compared Trump Jr. to Fredo from “The Godfather” and asked if she could file her nails on air.

Wow Bessie, what a unique and rarely-used comparison. No one has ever compared an ineffective person to Fredo Corleone before, so I congratulate you on your originality and wit. Here’s a feedbag full of alfalfa… and Snickers.

While it may not be patently obvious, Triple-Chin has done conservatives a favor as large as her ass; she is illustrating what happens when Trump Derangement Syndrome reaches the cerebral cortex. The TDS took longer with Tubby Eat-Them-All, because the disease had to fight through all the cholesterol.

Make A Gun For The Border

President Trump is considering sending the U.S. military to protect the southern border; a move which is guaranteed to please most citizens and enrage the leftists.

The President’s comments appear to take aim at current US policy which requires border agents to catch then release family units who arrive at the border from noncontiguous countries. He also said he had spoken with Secretary of Defense James Mattis about the use of the military to guard the border.

In recent days, Trump has repeatedly tweeted about a caravan of illegal immigrants making their way from Honduras to the US border via Mexico. The President had threatened to end the NAFTA agreement if the Mexican government did not stop the caravan and to end U.S. aid to Honduras.

Personally I think this is a brilliant idea. Mexico and Central America has been giving us the immigration finger for far too long. It’s time to stop this madness, and since the GOP refuses to give the president his wall, Trump should use his power to station the military there.