Biden Moving Oil From Strategic Reserve

“President” Joe Biden has announced his fraudulent administration will be releasing a million barrels of oil per day from the Strategic Reserves

The nation’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve was created in 1975 after the Arab oil embargo caused fear and angry gas-station lines across the country. The underground reservoirs, believed to be the world’s largest, were intended as an emergency oil-savings account for an actual energy crisis threatening national security.

The SPR was not intended for a political crisis when Joe Biden’s Democrats face midterm election annihilation over inflation and outrageous gasoline prices above $6 a gallon caused by the same president’s ideological war on fossil fuels.

Biden’s announced “plan,” which drew considerable criticism, is to draw down a million barrels a day for 180 days from the country’s Strategic Petroleum Reserve stored in vast underground salt caverns in Texas and Louisiana.

Sounds great, right? Lower gas prices for all Americans! Well, not exactly…

No, Biden’s Energy Department has sold millions of barrels of oil to the same energy companies the president has been loudly denouncing for making excess profits off gasoline sales.

Much of the oil recently sucked from the SPR reservoirs is now sloshing around in giant oil tankers en route from U.S. reservoirs to the higher prices of foreign markets abroad.

So F. Joe Biden is releasing American oil, and instead of keeping it in America, he is sending out to foreign countries. If you think gas prices are high now, wait until August comes around. We’re all going to have a lot less money after this clown leaves the White House.

Joe Biden Is Truly A Class Act

During the botched, chaotic clusterf**k that was the surrender of Afghanistan, the illegitimate president left more than American citizens to fend for themselves; he also abandoned the Afghani who saved his life.

Thirteen years ago, Afghan interpreter Mohammed helped rescue then-Sen. Joe Biden and two other senators stranded in a remote Afghanistan valley after their helicopter was forced to land in a snowstorm. Now, Mohammed is asking President Biden to save him.

“Hello Mr. President: Save me and my family,” Mohammed, who asked not to use his full name while in hiding, told The Wall Street Journal as the last Americans flew out of Kabul on Monday. “Don’t forget me here.”

This dementia-addled jackass wouldn’t bring back Americans trapped behind enemy lines; do you really believe he would bring back the man who saved his life?

Mohammed and his four children are hiding from the Taliban after his years-long attempt to get out of Afghanistan got tangled in the bureaucracy. They are among countless Afghan allies who were left behind when the U.S. ended its 20-year military campaign in Afghanistan on Monday.

Mohammed was a 36-year-old interpreter for the U.S. Army in 2008 when two U.S. Army Black Hawk helicopters made an emergency landing in Afghanistan during a blinding snowstorm. On board were three U.S. senators: Mr. Biden, the Delaware Democrat, John Kerry, (D., Mass.) and Chuck Hagel, (R., Neb.).

Mohammad and his crew drove to the location and rescued these worthless politicians. One wonders if the Taliban will find him and murder him for helping the United States.

Either way, Mohammad is a hero. Joe Biden? Not so much.

Biden Has No Plans To Rescue Americans

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It was announced yesterday that the Biden administration has no plans to rescue American citizens or Afghans left behind in Afghanistan.

Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley said the U.S. military presence in Afghanistan has the capability to extract some Americans in extreme circumstances, but not to gather up large groups of Americans who cannot get to the U.S.-controlled airport in Kabul after the Taliban seized near-total control of the country over the weekend.

Asked if U.S. forces would “extract” Americans not able to reach the Kabul airport for fear of being stopped or taken by the Taliban, Austin responded, “I would draw a distinction between extracting someone in an extreme condition or circumstance versus going out and collecting large numbers of American citizens.”

“We don’t have the capability to go out and collect large numbers of people,” Austin added.

Then both Austin and Milley need to resign. We’re talking about American citizens behind enemy lines, where many of them are likely to be detained, beaten, or worse. If you two jackasses cannot get our people out of harm’s way, what good are you at all?

Austin’s admission that U.S. troops have no plan for large-scale evacuation efforts outside the Kabul airport perimeter comes after reports the Taliban have set up checkpoints around the country and blocked access to the Kabul airport, in some cases beating and whipping people attempting to get through.

Rather than retrieving Americans, the U.S. State Department is relying on the assurances of the Taliban that they will let Americans through.

This is a joke, right? I mean, The Babylon Bee wrote this? The Taliban just conquered Afghanistan with the help of the illegitimate president, and the State Department believes these savages will just let Americans walk onto a jet and fly home? They’ll likely be captured and held for ransom, knowing dimwitted Biden will pay them handsomely.

Hey NeverTrumpers, how are you liking your new “president?” Sure, your fellow Americans in Afghanistan will suffer, but at least you don’t have to suffer through some mean tweets.

Biden Earns His Own Personal Vietnam

The illegitimate president and his illegitimate regime have issued instructions for Americans currently left behind in Afghanistan.

“Hide.” No, seriously, that is what the State Department recommended. Hide from the Taliban; that’s pretty much it.

The State Department on Sunday told Americans in Kabul that their best chance of survival is to hide.

“The security situation in Kabul is changing quickly including at the airport. There are reports of the airport taking fire; therefore we are instructing U.S. citizens to shelter in place,” the U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan said in a statement published on its website on Sunday.

The embassy then told everyone that even as the Taliban took over Kabul, it is vital to have the proper paperwork in order.

Yes, because when you’re trying to flee a country taken over by terrorists, the illegitimate Biden administration wants to make sure your paperwork is in order. Preferably without blood stains.

“U.S. citizens wanting assistance in departing the country should register for any option that might be identified to return to the United States, and must complete this Repatriation Assistance Request for each traveler in their group,” the embassy notice said.

The final paragraph is crystal clear. For those Americans stuck in Afghanistan, you are on your own.

Biden Set To Close Guantanamo Bay

The illegitimate president has decided it is time to close our military base at Guantanamo Bay, and “transfer” the violent terrorists in the prison there.

The White House is considering “all available avenues” to transfer prisoners and close the Guantanamo Bay military base in Cuba, press secretary Jen Psaki told reporters on Monday.

“Our goal is to close Guantanamo Bay,” Psaki said at a briefing. “I don’t have a timeline for you. As you know, there’s a process, there are different layers of the process, but that remains our goal and we are considering all available avenues to responsibly transfer detainees and of course close Guantanamo Bay.”

Yes, they will “responsibly transfer” murderous terrorists like Abdul Latif Nasir to his home in Morocco. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

U.S. officials announced Monday that Abdul Latif Nasir, 56, would be repatriated to Morocco. The Periodic Review Board decided in 2016 that Nasir’s detention was no longer necessary to protect U.S. national security. Psaki noted Monday that Nasir started moving through the process under the Obama administration but that his case was paused under former President Trump, who was determined to keep the prison open.

The good news is Islamic terrorists have a very low rate of recidivism, and I am certain Nasir will change his ways and not jump right back aboard the terror train. Well done, illegitimate president; you have guaranteed America’s security for years to come.

R.I.P American Work Ethic

Nearly two million Americans are passing on job offers because the illegitimate president’s unemployment benefits pay higher than most entry-level occupations.

More than 1.8 million unemployed Americans have turned down jobs over the course of the pandemic because of the generosity of unemployment insurance benefits, according to a poll published Wednesday by Morning Consult.

I’ve said this to Kyle, as I will to my other kids; there is dignity in work. Whether you work in a Fortune 500 company or the local McDonald’s, there is dignity in every job, big or small. I’ve worked at a car wash, in a delicatessen, at KFC, as a proofreader, and in policing. Some jobs were better than others, some were harder than others, but working hard and earning a paycheck was liberating.

Of those surveyed who were actively collecting unemployment benefits, 29 percent said they had turned down job offers during the pandemic, according to the poll.

And among the group who said they had passed on a job, 45 percent cited the generosity of the benefits “as a major reason why they did not accept the job offer.”

It saddens me that Americans would rather sit at home, “earning” money by doing literally nothing, while the rest of us are working to keep the country afloat.

Also, since we’re talking about unemployment benefits, Philadelphia has had a rash of unemployment frauds. In the past month or so, we’ve received dozens of reports of people obtaining unemployment benefits in their name, even though the victims are gainfully employed. It’s a real problem here, and it will likely get worse.

Capitol Police Get Surveillance Equipment

The United States Capitol Police, fresh off their cold-blooded murder of Ashli Babbitt, are expecting U.S. Army surveillance equipment in the wake of the unarmed “insurrection” of January 6th.

Welcome to The Orwellian States of America, everyone.

U.S. Capitol Police will start using Army surveillance equipment to monitor Americans as part of a larger effort to improve security and turn the force into “an intelligence-based protective agency” in the wake of the storming of the U.S. Capitol on January 6.

Maybe the equipment can identify if someone is unarmed before they shoot another innocent American?

Last week, the USCP took possession of eight Persistent Surveillance Systems Ground – Medium (PSSG-M) units, fulfilling a request that Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin approved on June 2. The units capture high-definition video and include night vision, but do not feature facial recognition capabilities.

“This technology will be integrated with existing USCP camera infrastructure, providing greater high definition surveillance capacity to meet steady-state mission requirements and help identify emerging threats,” the Pentagon said.

That’s a laugh. If you think the government isn’t already spying on you – especially if you’re a conservative – I have a Liberty Bell I can sell you. Hell, it’s not like freedom is even a thing anymore.

Hot Reporter-On-Reporter Violence

The illegitimate president embarrassed himself and the country yet again after American and Russian journalists participated in a shoving match. The altercation came shortly before the illegitimate president and Vladimir Putin were to begin their summit meeting.

Vladimir Putin left the American side irritated as the launch of talks between the heads of state was marred by abrasive Russian security and unruly journalists. In the ensuing finger-pointing, the U.S. side blamed the Russians.

“The Russians, of course, were the ones who were pushing people and causing problems, but it was just — that stuff, unfortunately, should not have happened,” a senior U.S. official said. “We’ve got to figure out to make sure those kinds of things do not happen.”

Remember, we were told the illegitimate president would bring decorum and class back to the presidency. Five months in, his cronies are embroiled in a shoving match with Russian journalists.

“The pool was repeatedly told to line up separately and in single file, but neither side did,” the pool report noted. “Instead, the journalists pushed and shoved trying to enter the building.”

Sadly, no American reporters were seriously hurt. I was hoping someone would at least punch Acosta in his tiny, shrunken balls.

Good News: The Frogs Like Us Again!

French President Emmanuel Macron revealed his admiration for Illegitimate President Joe Biden this week, claiming the dementia-addled “president” is “very willing to cooperate.” As if Pedophile Joe was in any condition to agree to anything.

President Joe Biden and French President Emmanuel Macron appear to be developing a budding bromance in the United Kingdom.

Marcon practically had his tongue down Biden’s throat, which is actually less disgusting than kissing Macron’s octogenarian wife.

Macron and Biden sat for a brief bilateral meeting in between Saturday’s G-7 summit sessions, during which the French president heaped praise on his American counterpart and took a thinly veiled shot at former President Donald Trump.

Funny, the French are more upset with OrangeManBad than they are with their daily terror attacks.

“Definitely,” Macron told reporters when asked if he thinks America is “back.”

Of course he thinks that; what with our skyrocketing gas prices, the rising inflation, the payoffs to Iran, and a “president” the EU can easily manipulate and control. What more could they possibly ask for?

“I think it’s great to have a U.S. president part of the club and very willing to cooperate,” he said. “And I think what you demonstrate is that leadership is partnership.”

The media claimed, incorrectly, that President Trump was Putin’s puppet, despite the fact he was arguably tougher on Russia than any president since Reagan. Now, the illegitimate president is literally the puppet of China, Ukraine, and the EU, and the media is completely silent.

Racist “President” Supports Reparations

The racist, illegitimate president is currently considering creating a reparations commission for African Americans affected by slavery.

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki on Thursday said that President Biden backs “a number of components” of H.R. 40, legislation that would create a commission that would examine and develop proposals for reparations for African Americans.

So people who were not slaves will be getting free money from people who were not slaveowners. What could possibly go wrong?

Psaki said that the president is supportive of the bill’s funding and proposed “study, which he feels would be the next important step forward and something that he feels would be absolutely correct in addressing this moment in history.” The bill includes authorization for the appropriation of $12 million in order to carry out the Act’s provisions.

The good news is the extraordinarily wealthy members of the Congressional Black Caucus proposed the bill. I mean, if anyone needs free money from hardworking citizens, it’s the CBC, amirite?

Politico reported that Biden met on Tuesday with Congressional Black Caucus members who raised the need for the bill: “He didn’t disagree with what we’re doing,” Democratic Rep. Brenda Lawrence of Michigan said.

The more I think about this idiocy, the more I’m for it. Steal our money and give it to those people who faced the horrors of slavery, but after the money is distributed, I never want to hear a word about slavery again. Not a peep. If your ancestors were slaves, this windfall makes everything f**king square.