President Pedo To Be Sworn In Today

Illegitimate President Joe Biden will be sworn in today in a locked-down Washington, D.C. The illegitimate Biden administration believes there will be a violent coup today, and are securing the nation’s capital. Ironically, they didn’t see the need for that during the violent, murderous summer riots, but whatever.

It’s a new day in America, my friends.

The illegitimate Biden administration has already showed their hands, banning conservatives from social media, attempting to impeach President Trump a second time, investigating members of the National Guard to check their “loyalty” to the new illegitimate president, and so on.

Dark days are ahead, but we’ll get through this, just as we got through eight abominable years of King Putt. I truly hope conservatives take the fight to this prick, just as they did during four years of President Trump. If nothing else, we can sit back and laugh while President Pedo’ dementia further deteriorates his miniscule brain.

And if you want to rile up the toads on the left, let them know it’s our turn to resist.

Go Speed Racist, Go!

Congressman and Untouchable Person of Color John Lewis will boycott Donald Trump’s inauguration Friday, claiming Trump is an “illegitimate” president. These stunts are becoming tiresome.

Georgia representative and civil-rights leader John Lewis announced last week that he will boycott President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration. “I don’t see this president-elect as a legitimate president,” Lewis told MSNBC’s Chuck Todd.

Newspapers continue to cite the boycott as an unprecedented act. But this isn’t the first time Lewis has boycotted a presidential inauguration. According to a Washington Post article written on January 21, 2001, Lewis and other members of the Black Caucus boycotted George W. Bush’s inauguration because they didn’t “believe Bush is the true elected president.”

I am in no position to question John Lewis’ civil rights bonafides, but it seems to me the people who endlessly remind you they marched on Washington/Selma/Kissimmee are also the people who were not as crucial to the cause as they would have you believe. Either way, this trend of never speaking ill will toward those liberals deem immune needs to end.

Ace at AOSHQ said it best: “This racist is boycotting all presidents with skin colors not his own.”

Celebrity Chumps Jump To Dump Trump

According to journalistic giant “TheWrap,” the incoming Trump administration is having difficulty recruiting celebrities to perform at the inauguration.

Personally, I find this a feature, not a bug.

According to TheWrap, celebrities aren’t jumping at the chance to perform for Trump’s swearing in, or the balls, parade or National Mall concert that typically accompany the signature inaugural event. In the past, celebrities, including Beyonce, have volunteered for the slots, calling an Inaugural performance a “patriotic duty.”

But this year, too many actors, artists and musicians are struggling to come to terms with the Republican President-elect. And it’s making it hard to fill slots for the typically star-studded occasion.

Making things more difficult, some celebrities have called for a boycott of any artist, actor or musician who donates their time to honor Trump.

That door swings both ways, Hollywood. While you overpaid babies cater to half the population, the other half can save our money instead of wasting it on your films, TV shows, and albums.