Indian officials arrested a man trying to smuggle nine gold bars into the country by hiding them in his ass.
A man has been arrested by the Customs department at the Indira Gandhi International (IGI) airport here for allegedly trying to smuggle one kg gold by hiding it in his rectum, an official statement said Wednesday.
The 24-year-old passenger was intercepted upon his arrival from Dubai Monday.
On detailed baggage examination and personal search, it was discovered that the accused had hidden nine gold bars, weighing 1.04 kg, inside his rectum.
The man claimed his doctor advised him to take in more vitamins and minerals.
In a completely predictable move, U.S. “allies” are conspiring with Iran to get around America’s nuclear sanctions. With friends like these, who needs enemas?
Iranian leaders disclosed on Tuesday that they had recently held high-level meetings with European Union nations and leaders in India and Thailand to explore options for skirting new U.S. sanctions.
Iran’s efforts and the warm reception it is receiving from many nations has roiled leaders on Capitol Hill, where some lawmakers are already moving to confront these countries and ensure they face harsh repercussions for any breach of U.S. sanction law.
Meetings with leaders in India are said to have gone particularly well for Iran, sparking outrage in the United States where these same Indian leaders have been pleading with the Trump administration to boost relations. India and China have already vowed to continue purchasing Iranian crude oil, despite the Trump administration’s crackdown.
Many of our “NeverTrump” betters in the media have been railing against what they believe to be President Trump’s isolationism. Ironically, it is America’s allies who are forcing the isolationist hand with stunts like these.
Maybe sanctions against China, India, and the EU will make them fall back into line?
Vanquished presidential candidate and sloppy drunkard Hillary Clinton earned a natural hat trick by falling for a third time in India.
Two days after a nasty fall in a hotel bathtub left Hillary Clinton with a broken wrist, the former Secretary of State was spotted making the best of a bad situation while continuing her tour of India.
Hillary was seen in Jaipur on Thursday where she appeared to be adopting an out-of-sight and out-of-mind approach to her recent injury by wearing a kurta that had been customized to make one sleeve longer than other.
To achieve this, the loose and flowing top was wrapped tightly around Hillary’s torso, transforming the once comfortable piece into a more constricting look complete with an empire-waist. That allowed Hillary enough extra fabric to cover her wrist with both her top and the shawl she wore while spending her day touring historic monuments alongside gal pal Huma Abedin.
She. Looks. Fabulous! I had no idea the fashion world unveiled a Slenderman line. Can you imagine what would have happened if this harpy won the presidency? The woman is obviously dealing with some severe health issues, slips and falls, and who knows what other maladies.
By the way, “gal pal” in this case is code for “longtime companion.”
With all due respect to its culture and people, the country of India is – in the alleged words of the president – a shithole.
A man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with three cows. The man is accused of having sex with the animals at some point between Sunday night and Monday morning by their owner Lalji Rabari.
Police said that when Rabari came to the cow shed on Monday morning, he found the legs of three of his cows tied together with rope.
One of the cows, owned by a milkman in Vadodara, a city in northern India, was found dead the next day.
Now, I’m no religious scholar, but aren’t cows sacred in India? What could possibly be the punishment for f**king a god to death?
Irshad is a handsome eligible bachelor who, like Johnny Appleseed, enjoys spreading his goop around. Unlike Johnny Appleseed, poor Irshad had his tree chopped down by an irate mistress.
A woman chopped off her lover’s penis after allegedly finding out he was marrying another woman.
The man, named only as 26-year-old Irshad, met up with his lover, 30, for ‘one last time’ before he was due to get married to a woman of his parents’ choice.
But after finding out about the marriage, the furious woman reportedly cut off his genitals with a knife while at a guest house in Kattipuram, India Tuesday.
Dude, if you’re going to try to boink your side piece one last time, don’t tell her about your impending marriage until after the sploosh. Dumbass.
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The stereotypical Indian male – Slurpee Indian, not Casino Indian – is usually seen as a timid, polite gentleman who works hard and dotes on his family. Florida’s Devbir Kalsi is ruining the curve.
The woman, who has not been named, was held in her home against her will by her husband, Devbir Kalsi, 33. Police said his parents had flown to his home to participate in the abuse.
Wow, that’s awesome. You rarely find a group of people committed to doing things as a family anymore.
Investigators believe Kalsi and his parents, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi, had been abusing the woman for a long period of time.
Kalsi struck her “repeatedly and forcefully” and when the woman attempted to defend herself, his parents began hitting her too, leaving bruises on her face, neck and torso. She was found with bruises all over her body and told officers that her phone had been taken away and that a knife had been held to her throat.
The article does not show the victim’s face, but she does look like she is an attractive woman. Beating her for disobedience is senseless, and it’s not going to make the sammich arrive any quicker.
Meet Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna (common spelling). Motaparthi likes ta parthi with random women who are not his wife. Unfortunately, Motaparthi doesn’t have much “game,” is a terrible liar, and is too stupid to think of good excuses. In the rare event he needs a quick lie, it blows up in his face.
Motaparthi Vamshi Krishna, 32, of Hyderabad, India, had been having an affair with a woman from Chennai in the south-eastern state of Tamil Nadu.
She had made him agree to take her on holiday to the state of Goa on the western coast but he didn’t want to go. So he created a new email address and used it to tell airport authorities that he had heard a group of men discussing a hijack plot.
Aiming to disrupt flights into Chennai, Mumbai and Hyderabad, he said he had heard six men talking in a restaurant, planning to hijack flights at those airports.
Police traced the origin of the email using Vamshi’s IP address, and arrested him at his home in the Miyapur area of Hyderabad.
So Apu didn’t realize the police could track his IP address, but Verizon wants me to continue holding for my Indian IT assistant? Wait, is that racist? Eh, it’s not like he’s going to bee able to sue me from prison.
Police in India are adding a new weapon to their crown control arsenal: chili slingshots.
Police in northern India will soon use slingshots loaded with chili powder and marbles to tackle unruly protesters in the world’s largest democracy, an inspector said on Wednesday.
Not content with water cannon, tear gas and traditional wooden sticks or lathis, police in Haryana state close to New Delhi will turn to the slingshots as a “non-lethal way” to control violent crowds.
The locally-made slingshots are the latest in a series of unconventional measures adopted by security forces in India, which sees daily protests on a myriad of issues. Some quickly escalate out of control.
Wait a minute, isn’t India the spicy food capital of the free world? How is chili powder going to stop people who bathe in hummus and shower themselves with curry?