Mine Your Own Business

A few Florida beachgoers were sunning themselves on the sand when someone found something very fishy on the beach.

A section of Florida beach was evacuated Thursday after residents found land mines in the area.

The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office said residents found a mine against a sea wall in the South Beach area.

Luckily a wicked smaht resident brought a device cap to the scene.

Deputies said a second device cap was brought back by roadway by one of the residents.

Because who doesn’t want to carry around land mine parts?

The Air Force Bomb Squad removed both land mines without issues and they were taken to their base to destroy them.

Wow, the Chair Force responds to land mine calls? Do they land their fighters, plant some mines and head back off into the wild blue yonder?